Hey, I'm Leo, and this is a collection of al the RS songs I've made. Queen Valerie told me i should keep them all in one thread, so it looks like that's what I'm doing :D. All the newest songs are at the bottom and if you've got any requests just Pm Me :D.

 

Please, if you read, post with requests, opinions or even just a subject for my next song. Chow!

 

 

 

[hide=The Take Over, Real World Tradings Over]

 

The Take Over, Real World Tradings Over

 

(sung to the tune of Fall Out Boys "The Take Over, The Breaks Over)

 

Baby, updates changes but Jagex don't

 

And they'll always be working in the back room

 

They're exciting but under compensate with

 

Headlines about Real, Real, Real World Trading

 

 

 

[bridge]

 

But don't prented they ever forgot about me

 

Don't pretend they ever forgot about me

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

Wouldn't you rather be a thanker, than a complainee?

 

Style your wake for ranting magazines

 

Thanker, or a complainee?

 

Don't pretend, d-d-don't pretend

 

 

 

(We don't act fair, we don't act fair)

 

 

 

Runescape can be a prison

 

Then these are just conjugal updates

 

People will dissect us 'till this doesn't mean a thing anymore

 

 

 

Oh, oh...

 

 

 

[bridge]

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

 

 

We hate it in the game, with anger on our faces

 

 

 

 

 

We're pissed and well concealed

 

In RS forums, woah

 

 

 

We hate it in the game, with anger on our faces

 

We're pissed and well concealed

 

In RS Forums, we don't act fair

 

 

 

(We don't act fair)

 

We don't act fair

 

(We don't fair)

 

We don't fight fair

 

 

 

We hate it in the game, with anger on our faces

 

We're pissed and well concealed

 

In RS forums, woah

 

 

 

We hate it in the game, with anger on our faces

 

We're pissed and well concealed

 

In secret places, we don't act fair

 

 

 

With anger on our faces

 

We're pissed and well concealed

 

In secret places, we don't act fair

 

 

 

(Don't pretend they ever forgot about me)

 

We don't act fair

 

(Don't pretend they ever forget about me)

 

Ohhh, we don't act fair [/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Whats my aim again~Blink RS2]

 

What's my aim again?-Blink RS2-Sung to the tune of Whats my age again?-Blink 182

 

 

 

I went to Pk, it was a Friday night

 

I brought monkfish, to get the feeling right

 

I started Pking, then he pulled out his bow

 

But then i started to eattt

 

 

 

ThatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s about the time the started to yell at me

 

Nobody likes you when youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re safing

 

And are still trying to PK

 

What the hell is honour ay?

 

My friends say I should honour PK

 

WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again?

 

WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again?

 

 

 

Then later on, on the walk home

 

I fought a guy with a spear of bone

 

He said I was noob

 

And and i was gettin owned

 

And then i teleporteddd

 

 

 

And thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s about the time that noob PMed me

 

Nobody likes you when youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re a teletubbie

 

And he just get sending me Personal messagess

 

What the hell is ignore list??

 

My friends say I should honour PK

 

WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again?

 

WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again?

 

 

 

And thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s about the time she started to yell at me

 

Nobody likes you when praying

 

And you still act like youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re in Nooby year

 

What the hell is wrong with me?

 

My friends say I should honour pk

 

WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again?

 

 

 

And thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s about the time she got PKed with me

 

No one should take themselves so seriously

 

With many years to get PKed

 

Why would you wish that on me?

 

I never want to honour PK

 

WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again?

 

WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again?[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=A Good Char~GP Back]

 

A Good Char-GP Back (sung to the tune of Rockstar-Nickelback)

 

 

 

I'm through with trainin' my skills

 

For guilds I'll never get in

 

It's like a game of Castle Wars

 

That I'm never gonna win

 

This account hasn't turned out

 

Quite the way I want it to be

 

(Tell me what you want)

 

 

 

I want a brand new house

 

On an episode south of Yanille

 

And a dungeon that I can PK in

 

And a massive sword big enough

 

To kill twenty

 

(Yeah, so what ya need)

 

 

 

I'll need a.. a money pile thats got no limit

 

And a big old bank with a party hat in it

 

Gonna join the Warriors Guild

 

At only level 73

 

--(Been there done that)--

 

 

 

I want a new dungeon full of old monsters

 

My own place on Overall hiscores

 

Someplace above Zezima will work fine for me

 

(So how you gonna do it?)

 

 

 

I'm gonna trade this char for fortune and fame

 

I'd even cut my hair and change my name

 

 

 

[CHORUS]

 

'Cause we all just wanna have a good char

 

And figure out how to finish Cooks Assistarrnt

 

The skills come easy and the runes come cheap

 

We'll all stay wealthy 'cause we just won't eat

 

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

 

In the VIP with the runescape stars

 

Every good gold miners

 

Gonna wind up there

 

Every real world trader

 

With his default hair

 

And well...

 

 

 

Hey, hey, I wanna have a good char

 

Hey, hey, I wanna have a good char

 

 

 

I wanna be great like Zezi, without the nerdness

 

Hire a couple little noobs that like to beg like ***holes

 

Get a couple screenies

 

So I can get monkfish for free

 

(I'll have the chompy bird, ha ha)

 

 

 

I think I'm gonna dress my [wagon]

 

With the latest armour

 

Get a front door key to the varrock banker

 

Gonna date a miniclipper that loves to

 

Annoy to meee

 

 

 

 

 

(So how you gonna do it?)

 

 

 

I'm gonna trade this char

 

For fortune and fame

 

I'd even cut my hair

 

And change my name

 

 

 

'Cause we all just wanna have a good char

 

And get enough money to buy a g maul

 

The capes come easy coz the skills are quick

 

And get around the censor so we can say lick

 

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

 

In the VIP with the Slayer stars

 

Every good woodcutters

 

Gonna wind up there

 

Every dumb gold farmer

 

With his default hair

 

And we'll hide out in the private rooms

 

While we drop trade with

 

Skilller and our pure

 

We'll get you everything

 

with that evil smile

 

Everybody's got

 

tip.it on speed dial,

 

Hey, hey, I wanna have a good char

 

 

 

 

 

I'm gonna say those words

 

That are blocked the censors

 

Gonna scam a d long

 

For my Pez dispenser

 

 

 

 

 

Get washed-up botters doing all my stuff

 

Sleep 2 hours everynight or Runescape gets real tough

 

 

 

 

 

Well we all just wanna have a good char

 

And get up on the hiscores really far

 

The cash come easy coz bots's come cheap

 

We'll all stay weary 'cause we just won't sleep

 

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

 

In the VIP with the shark fishers

 

Every good gold farmers

 

Gonna wind up there

 

Every stupid noob

 

With her fluro hairr

 

And we'll hide out in the private rooms

 

With the latest dictionary and

 

Today's who's who

 

They'll get you anything

 

with that evil smile

 

Everybody's got

 

CTS on every dial,well

 

 

 

Hey, hey, I wanna have a good char

 

Hey, hey, I wanna have a good char[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Runey-The Kalphite Chiefs]

 

Sung to the tune of Ruby-The Kaiser Chiefs

 

[Verse 1:]

 

Please let it be said

 

That Staking is dead

 

Cause there's so much more else

 

To do instead

 

 

 

[Verse 2:]

 

There is nothing I need

 

except the function to breathe

 

Coz I have got to get

 

13 mill Hunter Expp

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

Runey, Runey, Runey, Runey

 

Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya

 

Now why ya do it, do it, to me

 

Runey, Runey, Runey, Runey

 

 

 

[Verse 3:]

 

Due to lack of interest

 

Tomorrow is canceled

 

I'll be on Runescape all day

 

And I won't sleep at all

 

 

 

[Verse 4:]

 

Cause there's no time for sleep

 

Whe you're Runecrafting

 

I've made 2 million bloods

 

In under than a weeeeek

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

Runey, Runey, Runey, Runey

 

Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya

 

Now why ya do it, do it, to me

 

Runey, Runey, Runey, Runey

 

 

 

[Middle 8:]

 

Could it be, could it be

 

That you're joking with me

 

And I'm not banned for Real World Tradingggg? [x2]

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

Runey, Runey, Runey, Runey

 

Why did ya

 

Ban me, Ban Me, Ban me

 

Runey, Runey, Runey, Runey

 

Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya

 

Now what ya doing, doing, to me

 

 

 

(gunshot) :( [/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Runescape Gospel~2Hit feat. Elton D-Long]

 

Sung to the tune of Ghetto Gospel-2Pac feat. Elton John

 

 

 

Uhh,

 

Hit them with a lil' Runescape gospel

 

 

 

[Chorus - Elton D-Long:]

 

Those who wish to PK me (My Runescape gospel)

 

I welcome with my clans

 

And the yew logs sink at last into piles of gold

 

And peace to this young warrior, I'll repair his gravestone

 

 

 

[2Hit]

 

If I could recollect about my noob days

 

I'd sit and reminisce, nooby and bliss on the good days

 

I stop and stare at the newer, my "lols" goes to 'em

 

They test us, with their "where is Varrock?"

 

In our days, things changed

 

Everyone's ashamed of the noobs cause they think the games strange

 

And for me it's reversed, we won't tell them nothin at all, and it hurts

 

cause any day they'll push the button

 

and yall condemned like Frazykakin and the botters, died for nothing

 

Don't them let me get teary, Runescape looks dreary

 

but when you wipe your screen, see it clearly

 

there's no need for you to fear me

 

if you take your time to hear me, maybe you can learn to cheer me

 

it ain't about black or white, cause we're pixels

 

I hope we see the light before its ruined

 

my Runescape gospel

 

 

 

[Chorus - Elton D-Long]

 

 

 

[2Hit]

 

Tell me do you see that PKer ain't it sad

 

Typing so much rants, coz she's sad about everything she had

 

And over there there's a staker, duels got her crazy

 

Guess she's given Jagex complaints

 

I don't trip and let it fade me, from outta the wilderness

 

We jump into another form of PKing

 

Even now I get discouraged

 

Wonder if they take it all back while I still keep the courage

 

I refuse to be a role model

 

I set goals, take control, woodcut my own magics

 

I get scammed, but I learn from everyone

 

And when its said and done

 

I bet this player be a better one

 

If I'm upset, you don't stress

 

Never forget, that Jagex hasn't finished yet

 

I see updates on the page

 

When I do skills, I go blind, and let the pick take a swing

 

But am I more nooby

 

Cause I choose to do my skillls, and chat with my Tifers?

 

Before we get rid of cheats

 

We gotta get ideas and end the rants on forums

 

My Runescapes gospel

 

 

 

[Chorus - Elton D-Long]

 

 

 

[2Hit]

 

Jagex can you read me rant!!

 

To pay the price of being skill bound...[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Buy a Skillcape~T-Skills feat. Young Boy]

 

Fingers snap (Ouch)

 

Big Pain

 

Damn

 

Fingers Snap

 

Broke off (Shorty)

 

 

 

[Young Bot:]

 

Ay Ay

 

She Snappin

 

Ah She Snappin

 

Shawty Snappin

 

 

 

[T-Skills:]

 

CST fingers, yeah, you can get em all buy yourself

 

 

 

[Verse 1:]

 

Woodcutting

 

What level?

 

I'm gonna go to 99

 

Gonna buy a skill cape

 

I'm T-Skills, you know me

 

93 slayer have every boy like ohh wee

 

I Go to sleep at about 3

 

Get back up in minutes 20

 

Back To The Comp

 

Show You How I Skill

 

Gonna woodcut for the rest of the year

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

Imma Buy a skillcape

 

Then Imma never take it off

 

I Got Money In The Bank

 

Skillers whatchu think bout that?

 

Find Me In The Cammy bank

 

We're fletching Like

 

Ooh Ooh Ohh, Ooh Ooh

 

We're fletching Like

 

Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh

 

 

 

[Verse 2:]

 

Hit Torag, hits me back

 

Lets Talk max hits, i top that

 

with D long

 

38

 

95 strenght

 

Oh Behave

 

Lets PK

 

Shoot em Out (Shoot em Out)

 

Just Like That

 

That's What I'm Talkin' Bout

 

We got a DDS

 

You can't see

 

We used lootshare

 

And it came to me

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

Imma Buy A skillcape

 

Then Imma never gonna take it off

 

I Got Money In The Bank

 

Skillers what you think bout that

 

Find Me In The Fally bank

 

We firemaking

 

Ooh Ooh Ohh, Ooh Ooh

 

We firemaking

 

Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh

 

 

 

[Verse 3: Young Bot]

 

Wont You Meet Me At KQ

 

Ignore her workers

 

Tell Me what you hit

 

Mama Tell Me What You missin

 

A ZGS

 

I got 1 or 3

 

150 mill each

 

1 For You And 2 For Me

 

I'm Checkin my prayer n hp

 

Better eat some monkfish

 

And When I get 99 defence

 

I'll Get A Tinglin' Sensation

 

I'm so close

 

I got 98 defence now

 

All I Need Is Bout A Hour

 

Better Yet Maybe Two

 

Let Me Take You Where I Live

 

south of yanille

 

Almost 99 Construction

 

Can nearly make a Chandleer

 

Oak Planks and Nails

 

All In The Atmosphere

 

Imma Let T-Skills do It

 

So He Can Make It Clear

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

Imma Buy A skillcape

 

Then Imma never gonna take it off

 

I Got Money In The Bank

 

Skillers what you think about that

 

Find Me outside Fally bank

 

We alching bows Like

 

Ooh Ooh Ohh, Ooh Ooh

 

We alching bows Like

 

Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh

 

 

 

[Verse 4:]

 

98's nearly gone

 

Nolife It Out

 

(Now Nolife It Out Bang Yo Fingers, Aaahhh Snap)

 

Now Click, click, click, click

 

You Can Do It All By Yo'self

 

[x2]

 

 

 

[Chorus]

 

Imma Buy a skillcape

 

Then Imma never gonna take it off

 

I Got Money In The Bank

 

Skillers wat u think bout that?

 

Find Me In The party room

 

We got 99 Like

 

Ooh Ooh Ohh, Ooh Ohh

 

We got 99 Like

 

Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh [/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Ancient Wizard~Noob Who?]

 

Sung to the tune of "Pinball Wizard~The Who"

 

Ever since I was a nooby

 

I've shot the magic balls

 

From Varrock down to Lumbridge

 

I must have cast them all

 

But I ain't seen nothing like him

 

In any Runescaping hall

 

That deaf, dumb and blind noob

 

Sure cast a mean barrage

 

 

 

He stands like a statue

 

Becomes part of the landscape

 

Feeling all the runes up

 

In an obby cape

 

He casts by intuition

 

The little noobies fall

 

That deaf, dumb and blind noob

 

Sure casts a mean barrage

 

 

 

He's an ancient wizard

 

There's got to be a twist

 

An ancient wizard

 

He's got such an ice barrage

 

 

 

How do you think he does it?

 

(I don't know)

 

What makes him so good?

 

 

 

He ain't got no distractions

 

Can't hear those flutters and spells

 

Don't see specs a flashings

 

Plays by sense of smell

 

Always gets a long sword

 

Never prays at all

 

That deaf, dumb and blind noob

 

Sure casts a mean barrage

 

 

 

I thought I was

 

The Fally PK King

 

But I just handed

 

My PK crown to him

 

 

 

Even on my usual settings

 

He can beat my best

 

His clan mates lead him in

 

And he just does the rest

 

He's got crazy clicky fingers

 

Never seen him fall

 

That deaf, dumb and blind noob

 

Sure casts a mean barrage[/hide]

Yes, she did say that, but in OFF TOPIC

Yes, she did say that, but in OFF TOPIC

I PMed her and she said i could post in General Discussion and taht her and the other mods would discuss whether to move it.

=D> Very good job. But I can't sing, and I'll never hear the songs they are of the same tune of, so i suggest you get someone to sing them and put em on youtube.

Wow, you have some talent there... :ohnoes: Good job on those! =D>

And a massive sword big enough

 

To kill twenty

 

 

 

well if you go by that song it should be this:

 

 

 

 

 

And a massive sword big enough

 

To kill twenty plus me

 

 

 

:twisted: :twisted:

 

 

 

i liked the rockstar one as it gets stuck in my head alot

Yes, she did say that, but in OFF TOPIC

I PMed her and she said i could post in General Discussion and taht her and the other mods would discuss whether to move it.

 

 

 

Okay then :

Hahah, the Blink 182 one is great.

I hope they decide soon, because they really don't belong here.

I hope they decide soon, because they really don't belong here.

 

 

 

There's been other Runescape based songs in the general discussion boards.

Grrr... I'll say it again: You're like Bubsa #2 :

 

 

 

3 songs in 1 day? That's impressive

Thanks for the replies, and the reason I've posted them here is this is a Runescape forum, and techincally these are on-topic because they're about music. I'll probably bring out my next song when the next updates out.

New Song

 

Runey~The Kalphite Chiefs

 

Sung to the tune of Ruby-The Kaiser Chiefs

 

Basically a song about someone with no life, sorry,but it's definitely my worst to ate. I'll put it up anyway though.

Wow, why be all bent about it being in the wrong forum? It's not off topic, it IS something to do with runescape anyway - so.. just chill out? He said the mods have it under control, so, leave it to them?

 

 

 

ON TOPIC with this thread - That is some pretty cool stuff, I'm impressed :) Just don't expect too much feedback from people, I think for the most part people will give you the "too much time on your hands" crap.

Well since i've got plenty of tinme on my hands because i quit, i wrote one too; which probably doesn't fit in the perspective of yours, but hey it makes the ranters happy :XD:

 

 

 

An adpatation of the JCB song by Nizlopi. Pretty much sums up my long RS life, but i haven't finished it quite yet.

 

 

 

[hide]Well, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m playing on our RSC

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m level 5 and my friends are masters compared to me

 

Its windows 98 Prime time

 

And weÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re saying: bring your pickaxe if you wanna come and mine

 

 

 

Jagex release pay to play

 

And we buy members and get fletching right away

 

And thereÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s a queue of players stuck behind

 

All waiting for the banker ,but we donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t mind.

 

 

 

And weÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re having all the good times

 

Woah

 

And how fast theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve flown by

 

Oh-woah

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m seeing all the macros

 

Oh

 

And I thought it be ok, man

 

I thought it be ok

 

 

 

Oh noÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ

 

 

 

And we move on to Rs2

 

And weÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re having more fun than ever, the whole monkeyboo crew

 

And weÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re top of the tables when it comes to runecraft

 

Me and larryr just having a blast

 

 

 

More frequent updates from Jagex

 

Got slayer and hunter and farming and all of the rest

 

And IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll tell all you now, that there were some happy moments

 

On RS2, with Jamespointer and the ogres

 

 

 

And the good times just fly past

 

Oh

 

Me and my friends having a top laugh

 

Oh whoa

 

 

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m seeing all the macros

 

Oh

 

And I thought it be OK, man

 

I thought be OK.

 

 

 

And then Jagex put their foot down

 

Woah

 

Trading restrictions and price cuts

 

Oh woah

 

IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m thinking of something to do now

 

Oh

 

All the fun has gone, mate

 

All the friends have gone.

 

[/hide]

impressive I enjoyed it

me too! :D what a writing talent! can you also make a Rs song on this song?

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RHxpy7O004s

 

or this one?

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lf60_kExw ... re=related

Haha, that Blink 182 one is great :thumbsup:

I just cant resist: your songs are really good , =D>

 

 

 

keep up the good work :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Runey Runey Runey Runey!!! <3

 

 

 

I actually went to see the Kaisers at the M.E.N. Arena. Absolutely amazing. Go see them! *May include hints of their new album* :-w

 

 

 

That song actually mostly scans too. Sweet. :

New Song is up!

 

 

 

Runescape Gospel~2Hit feat. Elton D-Long

 

Sung to the tune of Ghetto Gospel~2Pac feat. Elton John

If you view this thread, at least post with your opinions or a request.

280+ views 20 posts?

300+ views still 20 posts...

Very nice job on these songs :D