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Chuck Norris...

SportsGuy
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...logged into RuneScape without registering and Jagex let him play anyway

 

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What's so great about Chuck Norris anyways? People are always referring to him, and the only thing I remember about him is that he starred on Walker Texas Ranger :-k

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A couple weeks ago I bought a book on every single Chuck Norris fact known to man.

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lol always get a smirk out of these...

 

 

 

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

 

 

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

 

 

 

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

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The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.

Is the OP serious?

 

 

 

I mean, Chuck Norris is cool and all -- but those jokes of his the OP posted are some off the stupidest I have ever heard.

 

 

 

 

 

True story here : Chuck Norris would not play runescape, lol.

Is the OP serious?

 

 

 

I mean, Chuck Norris is cool and all -- but those jokes of his the OP posted are some off the stupidest I have ever heard.

 

 

 

 

 

True story here : Chuck Norris would not play runescape, lol.

 

 

 

Because Chuck Norris would put Andrew in a headlock for such horrible updates. It's liability issues. Andrew can't have Chuck Norris play for his own health.

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"Only you can create your happyness."

^Your jokes are so lame they are funny :lol:

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Is the OP serious?

 

 

 

I mean, Chuck Norris is cool and all -- but those jokes of his the OP posted are some off the stupidest I have ever heard.

 

 

 

 

 

True story here : Chuck Norris would not play runescape, lol.

 

 

 

Because Chuck Norris would put Andrew in a headlock for such horrible updates. It's liability issues. Andrew can't have Chuck Norris play for his own health.

 

 

 

I'd estimate that the point flew about 500 feet wide of your left ear.

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chuck norris jokes= old/lame

 

stop it

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Hasslehoff kicks Norris'es [wagon] anyway.

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Hasslehoff kicks Norris'es [wagon] anyway.

 

 

 

And Mr. T kicks both their [wagon].

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Hasslehoff kicks Norris'es [wagon] anyway.

 

 

 

And Mr. T kicks both their [wagon].

 

 

 

and hogger can slaughter Mr T in less than a second.

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Hasslehoff kicks Norris'es [wagon] anyway.

 

 

 

And Mr. T kicks both their [wagon].

 

 

 

and hogger can slaughter Mr T in less than a second.

 

My dad is much stronger than your dad!

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Two from my friend. I thought they was funny.

 

 

 

Chuck Norris entered a resturaunt, and after 2 minutes the waiter asked him what he'd be having. Chuck replied with "Souls" then suddenly all the chef's in the kitchen hung themselves. :-s

 

 

 

If you insulted Chuck Norris, he'd roundhouse kick you in the back of the face. Yes. He is the only person who can roundhouse kick you in the back of your face.

I dont need a siggy no moar.

Hasslehoff kicks Norris'es [wagon] anyway.

 

 

 

And Mr. T kicks both their [wagon].

 

 

 

and hogger can slaughter Mr T in less than a second.

 

My dad is much stronger than your dad!

 

 

 

nuh, uh!

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You fail.

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....

Already a thread.

 

 

 

Plus wrong forum :D

 

 

 

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