May 13, 200521 yr I know we all have a couple of nutjobs that we hang out with and they say the most bizarre things sometimes. Post your funniest/stranges lines your friend say. One of my friend's constantly puts this on her away message: "Emo kids dance in rainbow underpants?" and it tickles my funny bone for some reason. Then me and this girl I constantly see in the hallway between classes have this little way of greeting each other...it's like... Her: You da hoe Me: I da hoe Her: like the potato! then she like slaps her thighs and goes into a laughing fit 8) Yes, I'm lame I know. How does a profession differ from an occupation?
May 13, 200521 yr oh i have some golden quotes frmo my friend. My favorite qoutes from him are nothing's worth notthin and "I think whats on my mind" I always crack up when i hear that
May 13, 200521 yr This might sound nasty but my friend actually said this to me "Do you shave your pubes"
May 13, 200521 yr Me and my friend were waiting for the computer lab to open in my high school, around 4 other kids were there with us then suddenly he (my friend) went, out of nowhere, "This guy's built." We were like, "Wth?" Then he said, "I said, that guy is built, I mean look at him." I looked at the guy he was talking about then I told him, "Don't worry, he's gay." Then they left lmao. :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 ::
May 13, 200521 yr This might sound nasty but my friend actually said this to me "Do you shave your pubes" oMg, leik how could he!!11oneone Hmm, I have alot of weird friends, and my weird friends say alot of weird stuff. One friend pointed to his head and said, Niklas (my real name) I have a [developmentally delayed] in here with a sad face. And the best part about it is that he wasn't joking. :?
May 13, 200521 yr This might sound nasty but my friend actually said this to me "Do you shave your pubes" Are you a guy or a girl? lol Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12
May 13, 200521 yr We have a lot of stupid things, I had the burping to the beat thing uploaded last time, we had a good laugh with that, one of my firends was beatboxing and we were burping on the beat. Most of the time we act like we're gangsters and talk stupid for fun, with my other friends we do other things, more 'intelligent' humor. Can't really remember any quotes or something. Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore!
May 13, 200521 yr Yesterday a couple of my friends were talking about why males don't go to the restroom together and why every female acts and dresses like a [bleep]. ~^v^~Ex-Leader of the Divine Flames of Redemption~^v^~
May 13, 200521 yr 'i only like wearing a dress on a saturday' :roll: Off topic, but I find your sig hilarious. Have you been mistaken for a 'hollaback girl' before? Dreaming of that face againIt's bright, and blue, and shimmeringGrinning wideAnd comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes
May 13, 200521 yr 'i only like wearing a dress on a saturday' :roll: Off topic, but I find your sig hilarious. Have you been mistaken for a 'hollaback girl' before? :P Yahh :wink:
May 13, 200521 yr We were sitting in class, and this conversation started. Me: Dude. Chicklets. Friend: Totally dude! Me: Yeah, you get like 50 packs for sale at Halloween and pop them all in your mouth... Then your saliva turns red and green... Friend: And you're sitting there going "AAAAAWWWW THE FLAAAAAAVUUUHHHZZZZZZZ" That was just so stupid... Then there's that lame joke "How does an elephant go on a date?" then you put your arm to your nose like a trunk and go "Wanna go ona daaaate?" We took that to a new level... Me: How does an elephant flip you off? *puts arm to nose* Hey, I'ma flip you off! Most of the time me and my friends are really random, which results in pretty awesome conversations. ;P It really has
May 13, 200521 yr Me and a couple of friends was at a party one one of them was pretty drunk and wanted to trie a new pick up line... I seriously dont know what he was thinking. He- Do you have a brother? She- Yes. He- Is he fat? She- Silent for a while then walks away Another "friend": "Im not a nazi, I just symphatise with the SS" One of my teachers: "Does pornos have surround sound?" A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers have small purple pet elephants named Jack. Put this in your sig if you are one of the 8% who like to do the fandango on Wednesday afternoons
May 13, 200521 yr one of my friends said: "we should start a show, 2 asians a spainard and an iraqi, but we'll have to find an iraqi"
May 13, 200521 yr I made a comic at school called "French On Ze Bench". That was pretty funny, as well. Pretty much everyone knows it as well. ;p It really has
May 14, 200521 yr Hey will you be my gay lover? Foe sizzle my nizzle tizzle izzle fizzle kizzle dizzle to the gizzle for all my jizzles! Fat chicks on my shoulders make my legs weak.
May 15, 200521 yr My friend was doing his math homework during class and he says Friend: What's bigger, one fifth, or one half? Me: one fifth *sarcasticly* *Friend writes it down* 123 Combat / 1900 Skill Total / 99 HP / 7x 99 Stats
May 15, 200521 yr My ditz of a friend once said "This waters wet!!" after i doused her with my drinkbottle... Lvl 80 construction. Dragon Drops: 11 (4 Chains, 2 Axes, 1 Med, 2 Skirts, 1 Legs, 1 2h) God Wars Drops: 4 Zamorakian Spears, 1 Godsword Shard 1
May 15, 200521 yr i was standing out side with a friend b4 school started. it was about 16C that day and i was very tired. her: its so cold, and im tired me:yea, im pretty... (what i meant to say was im pretty cold not to mention tired to) her: huh? ME: ... i think my brain still hadnt defrosted at that point. to this day (it happened about 1yr ago) its still brought up. (edit: fixed up typo)
May 15, 200521 yr Then there's that lame joke "How does an elephant go on a date?" then you put your arm to your nose like a trunk and go "Wanna go ona daaaate?" We took that to a new level... Me: How does an elephant flip you off? *puts arm to nose* Hey, I'ma flip you off! Pahahaha! Oooh I'm so gonna try that next weekend :P This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
May 15, 200521 yr We were sitting in lab class and my friend goes to me: "My mom is hotter than your mom."
May 15, 200521 yr Ok... this is really gonna sound grose maybe... Ok i came out of the doorway last night (my best friend was sleeping over) and asked my friend if he wanted some animal crackers. he misunderstood me, and said "no i do not want any anal crackers!" I was laghing so hard! Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you!
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