The year before last I took a school trip to Florida. I had broken my arm about a week or so beforehand, and while we were at the airport going throguh security, they had me wait in this little quarantine pen right after the metal detector. I was the only person who had to go inm because they had to wipe down my cast and check for explosive residue :XD: people joked about it the whole trip, which was a week long, and while I was in there some woman gave me this look like she was terrified I ahd a bomb or something. Embarassing, yet hilarious.

my friend was fooling around with this guy like slapping him and stuff and i was there, he had a knee brace on and I said "hit it where it hurts!" it took me 10 min to figure it out after all my friends repeated it... i liked him too :wall:

 

 

 

we dont talk much... :-w

A pastor and a bunch of people from Church were gathering in the house of my mom's friend. I was at that house, and I was watching TV- without a remote control. I left the TV on for a while so that I could go eat some lunch and when I walked back, the TV room was filled with all these people. I sat down and continued watching on the channel I was on and much to my misfortune, Jackass was on MTV. Stevo or something like that was running around in a leopard skin thong, shaking his private part infront of the camera then catching it between his legs.

 

 

 

It goes to commercials soon and I struggle to find the remote while some commeercials relating to sexual things plays. I'll never forget the looks those people gave me. :(

Just.... just dont squat and fart... :x

happened just yesterday.. I walked over to my girlfriend to talk to her and when I got close my [wagon]-hat of a friend decides to trip me, and my head lands directly in front of her foot, and she's wearing a skirt.... soooo lucky the teacher didn't come out into the hall.. she saw him trip me though so she doesn't care. as for everyone else in the hall .. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

When I lost a bet and had to go through a whole day dressed as a girl....... and the worst part was my friend chose what I had to wear. A [bleep]ing middrif revealing tanktop, a sexy looking bra, a mini skirt, a thong, and makeup....

Your friend needs psychiatric assistance.

One time i was with my friend at an outdoor pool, and for some reason we started running on the deck because we had to go somewhere, he was running behind me and i hear a "whoaa!!!!" i turn around and next thing i know he slips and trys to grab onto something, unfortanately it turned out to be my swimming trunks and they went down, I slipped in the water but fortunately i got my trunks on before i surfaced.

 

 

 

I was in pe class doing badminton, it was doubles so i paired up with my friend, he went to serve behind me but accidentlys hit me in teh family jewels, couldn't walk right for a week.

When I lost a bet and had to go through a whole day dressed as a girl....... and the worst part was my friend chose what I had to wear. A [bleep] middrif revealing tanktop, a sexy looking bra, a mini skirt, a thong, and makeup....

 

 

 

what would have been worse is if one of your friends didn't recognize you and hit on you.

Hmm i'll probably think of more, but here's one. I was at a waterpark and they had one of those wave things, like this [hide=pic][/hide]

 

So anyway, i fell and got thrown up on my back, the water jet pulled the back end of my trunks up and i got up and mooned everyone watching :XD:

I was in history class once and I tore out a piece of paper from a spiral notebook to do my work on. It was a notebook with perforated edges, so I tore the jagged edge off and crumbled it up into a little ball. Since I was too lazy at the time to get up and throw it away, I just set it on the corner of my desk and started doing my work. A friend of mine leaned over to ask me what an answer was and he absentmindedly flicked the little paper ball across the room. The teacher happened to look up at that moment and proceeded to yell extremely loudly at me, breaking the silence in the classroom, and startling everyone, causing them to look at me. She then made me get up (the whole while screaming at me for being disrespectful to her) and pick up the piece of paper and throw it away. Everyone chuckled at me when she was done yelling and I didn't even do it. -.-

 

 

 

My boyfriend likes to kiss me on the forehead, and one day, he was being a bit silly and while he was kissing me, sucked on my forehead and gave me a hickey... in the middle of my forehead for everyone to see. People were asking me for 3 days what happened to my head. #-o He recently gave me a hickey on my neck and a couple of hours later he was talking to my parents and suddenly he goes, "WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR NECK, KAYLA?!" and points to it. The poor guy had forgotten.

 

 

 

When I was much younger, I used to be scared to death of dogs. Of course, because I dislike them, the rest of the people in my family loves them. I can't remember a time in my life in which we didn't have a pet dog. Anyway, I was so scared of our pet dog at the time, my mom would have to pick him up and hold him when I came into the room. One day, I wanted to go into the back yard to play on our swing set, so she picked up the dog and told me to go outside. The dog was barking at me and scaring me and she was having a hard time holding him and when I was halfway across the room, the dog escaped her and started running toward me. I freaked out and ran to the back door which I thought was open. Turns out, it wasn't and I ran through an entire screened door. My brother was already outside and started laughing extremely hard at me. :(

 

 

 

My brother's girlfriend is a vegetarian and I accidentally called her "Carrot" once. :lol: