mien wud have to b that i became a nudist for a day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not vry enjoyable #-o

 

I think looking ridiculous by using horrid grammar can top being in a birthday suit.

Got very drunk one night on holiday, woke up surrounded by vomit but somehow determined to make the most of the day. Got up, still feeling very sick and throwing up a lot, waited for a bit then headed down to breakfast with all the family and friends, walked into the breakfast room, someone comes up to me slaps me on the back asking me what I want for breakfast, and I promptly throw up, in front of everyone.

 

 

 

'Course, embarassing stuff that happens when you're drunk doesn't count, since you're never embarassed at the time.

Mine was when i was like 8/9 i was in a swimming pool,there a was a huge slide.I tried the slide then when i was near the edge some fat woman appeared and my legs went round her head making her bend down then both of us fell on the water :XD:

mien wud have to b that i became a nudist for a day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not vry enjoyable #-o

 

I think looking ridiculous by using horrid grammar can top being in a birthday suit.

some day you will learn to detect sarcasm wether or not you like it, some day.

 

 

 

but seriously you have failed at that so many times in one day.

mien wud have to b that i became a nudist for a day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not vry enjoyable #-o

 

I think looking ridiculous by using horrid grammar can top being in a birthday suit.

some day you will learn to detect sarcasm wether or not you like it, some day.

 

 

 

but seriously you have failed at that so many times in one day.

 

Idon't think there's any sarcasm to be found there. If he were amking a point about having bad grammar, ok, I get that, but here...

mien wud have to b that i became a nudist for a day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not vry enjoyable #-o

 

I think looking ridiculous by using horrid grammar can top being in a birthday suit.

some day you will learn to detect sarcasm wether or not you like it, some day.

 

 

 

but seriously you have failed at that so many times in one day.

 

Idon't think there's any sarcasm to be found there. If he were amking a point about having bad grammar, ok, I get that, but here...

 

Hm and your grammar is so perfect? Maybe fix your typos?

mien wud have to b that i became a nudist for a day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not vry enjoyable #-o

 

I think looking ridiculous by using horrid grammar can top being in a birthday suit.

some day you will learn to detect sarcasm wether or not you like it, some day.

 

 

 

but seriously you have failed at that so many times in one day.

 

Idon't think there's any sarcasm to be found there. If he were amking a point about having bad grammar, ok, I get that, but here...

 

Hm and you're grammar is so perfect? Maybe fix your typos?

:wall:

 

 

 

Grammar chain!

Well It was during a game of football while returning a punt. This one guy made a bad diving tackle towards me, so I juked out of the way. But he managed to be a hand right on my football pants. As he's going down he yanks and BOOM! I literally get pantsed in front of 1,000 or more fans. Then my coach chewed me out and refused to put me in the rest of the game. :(

That would probably be running a lap of my block with me privates out.

Well since you mentioned something you did when you were 7 or 8...I did plenty of embarrassing things when I was little. One funny memory I have from when I was 5, was the time when my parents and I were on this horrible turbulence ridden flight to Florida. I was just like that stereotypical kid in airplane thriller movies. Many people were getting very frightened and in their terror I kept saying: "Mommy I want to go home now!" "I do not like this air plane ride, I want to go back now!" "Mommy is the plane going to crash?!" Everybody was giving my parents dirty looks. I was not embarrassed of it back then but looking back on it now, I am super embarrassed and do not have a Thanksgiving or Christmas without that story being told :XD: .

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mien wud have to b that i became a nudist for a day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not vry enjoyable #-o

 

I think looking ridiculous by using horrid grammar can top being in a birthday suit.

some day you will learn to detect sarcasm wether or not you like it, some day.

 

 

 

but seriously you have failed at that so many times in one day.

 

Idon't think there's any sarcasm to be found there. If he were amking a point about having bad grammar, ok, I get that, but here...

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Hm and you're grammar is so perfect? Maybe fix your typos?

 

Mine may not be perfect, but it's certainly a lot better than that.

 

 

 

Anyways, one I remembered after seeing a PETA commercial:

 

A few years back, I lived on Sardinia, an Italian island. I was with a few friends walking through the streets, headed for the American military base, where they lived (I had the "good fortune" of living out in the town with the italians. It was cool, though I was disconneced from some happenings), and we cut through a residential section, these apartments taht looked sacked together willy-nilly, not organized looking. Anyway, as we went through the path bewteen three of these buildings, we saw someone's laundry hanging out to dry. It was a fur coat, idk what kind of fur. I make some joke about the "poor fox (we just chose fox for no particular reason) being killed for a coat", then we all laughed. But then, the owner of said coat, whom I had seen and just assumed she only spoke italian and was leaning out the window, started talking about how it was a faux fur coat, and some other stuff I don't really remember. She didn't yell or anything, but I was quite embarassed.

Hm and you're grammar is so perfect? Maybe fix your typos?

 

 

 

Yes I am grammar is so perfect!

 

No worries, only jesting.

Oh I've got loads...

 

 

 

I've been walked in on...... you guess the rest.

 

 

 

My friend has fallen over in the mall and clung to my pants to break her fall, only to keep falling and taking my pants with her #-o

 

 

 

Drank out of the wrong coke can that someone had been ashing their cigarette in to.

 

 

 

Got drunk and started talking to the butler statue in the casino, before realising it was a statue.

 

 

 

Slapped a lady on the arse, realising it wasn't my mum.

 

 

 

Sneezed while talking to a customer and something unpleasent went flying on to her face.

 

 

 

Not being able to pronounce the words virgin and version.

 

 

 

Jumping the fence (shortcut to the train station) because I was late, it was raining and didn't notice it left mud marks all over my arse until someone pointed it out to me.

 

 

 

Selling someone a muffin at the old cafe' and telling them the flavour was chocolate [cabbage] instead of chocolate chip

slapping a girl's [wagon] at a party who turned out to be a complete stranger instead of the intended girl

 

 

 

edit: oh and i said "what's up [bleep]" :o :shock:

 

 

 

was drunk though and so was she...so it wasn't so bad i guess

Oh yeah and never wearing a skirt on new years ever again.

 

 

 

My friends girlfriend came up behind me, lifting it right up in the air and screamed happy new years to the row of guys at the bar behind us :evil:

Another time would be when my sister was saying comments about this fat women on a bus. A day after that, a homeless person was on the bus in the seat opposite. My sister said, "Peewwww, you stink!" I just pretended not to know her. :(

 

 

 

She was about 4 or 5 at the time.

 

 

 

Oh, and about that shower thing, I get reminded about it whenever someone mentions something about a pool.

the most embarassing incident for me would be when my friend puked on me on my 15th birthday in school (that was :-X )

when i was in 8th grade i had a hot science teacher.. ms.Finerran,

 

and me and my buddies was having a convo. about her... and you know how it gets... well anyway when it was my turn she over heard me...

 

she said " im flattered you think i am sexy. but im to old for you and you are to young for me" in front of the class... i will never forget that moment

ms.Finerran... :-k I'm not really seeing the "sexy".

 

 

 

when i was in 8th grade i had a hot science teacher.. ms.Finerran,

 

and me and my buddies was having a convo. about her... and you know how it gets... well anyway when it was my turn she over heard me...

 

she said " im flattered you think i am sexy. but im to old for you and you are to young for me" in front of the class... i will never forget that moment

ms.Finerran... :-k I'm not really seeing the "sexy".

 

 

 

 

:XD: :XD: Well i guess different things turn different people on :ohnoes:

when i was in 8th grade i had a hot science teacher.. ms.Finerran,

 

and me and my buddies was having a convo. about her... and you know how it gets... well anyway when it was my turn she over heard me...

 

she said " im flattered you think i am sexy. but im to old for you and you are to young for me" in front of the class... i will never forget that moment

ms.Finerran... :-k I'm not really seeing the "sexy".

 

 

 

 

I'm a little concerned with why you have a picture of her....

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mien wud have to b that i became a nudist for a day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not vry enjoyable #-o

 

I think looking ridiculous by using horrid grammar can top being in a birthday suit.

some day you will learn to detect sarcasm wether or not you like it, some day.

 

 

 

but seriously you have failed at that so many times in one day.

 

Idon't think there's any sarcasm to be found there. If he were amking a point about having bad grammar, ok, I get that, but here...

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Hm and you're grammar is so perfect? Maybe fix your typos?

 

Mine may not be perfect, but it's certainly a lot better than that.

 

 

 

Anyways, one I remembered after seeing a PETA commercial:

 

A few years back, I lived on Sardinia, an Italian island. I was with a few friends walking through the streets, headed for the American military base, where they lived (I had the "good fortune" of living out in the town with the italians. It was cool, though I was disconneced from some happenings), and we cut through a residential section, these apartments taht looked sacked together willy-nilly, not organized looking. Anyway, as we went through the path bewteen three of these buildings, we saw someone's laundry hanging out to dry. It was a fur coat, idk what kind of fur. I make some joke about the "poor fox (we just chose fox for no particular reason) being killed for a coat", then we all laughed. But then, the owner of said coat, whom I had seen and just assumed she only spoke italian and was leaning out the window, started talking about how it was a faux fur coat, and some other stuff I don't really remember. She didn't yell or anything, but I was quite embarassed.

Pfft it's a damn typo, at least I took 3 seconds to fix mine unlike the rest of Tipit.

Not exactly sure why you quoted me on that one...I didn't say anything about your typo. I meant that other guy who left out just about all his vowels.

Coming home from school on a bus, got caught between the bus door and it started to move while my bag was still inside.

 

 

 

:XD:

Someone opened the toilet door while I was in there, I thought the door was closed :shock:.

 

Oh my god, it was really embarrassing :wall:.

 

 

 

It's worse when they stare. Yep, that's mine. I mean honestly, I had to kick the door shut.

 

 

 

EDIT: To make it more awkward, the door was LOCKED (one of those cheap little locks) and the person obviously did not get that feet under the door plus the fact that it was locked did not add up to "occupied."

 

 

 

Upon closer reflection of the incident, they probably stared because I had my boot knife out :P.

 

edit: oh and i said "what's up [bleep]" :o :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good thing the both of you were drunk :lol:

 

 

 

Getting questioned why I was wearing a knife (Btw, I was S'pore as an extra.) . Turns out it's only the decorative handle of sgian dhu (you know the ones without a blade).