January 5, 200818 yr When I was 7/8, there was a giant Mountain Dew bottle at the supermarket, and I was so inclined to investigate this bottle, in hopes of finding so Mountain Dew. Well, wouldn't you know, the whole giant bottle tipped over, spilling Mountain Dew EVERYWHERE. I was a sobbing wreck. #-o I don't run races to see who's the fastest, I run to see who has the most guts. -PreCurrently the best beat out there:Minuit jacuzzi (DatA Remix) - TEPR
January 5, 200818 yr back ago in my young years (12...13) i was at a dance nd there wuz a girl i liked alot...she came over and asked me to dance, so i got up happy...but then my pants ripped :oops: i ran to bathroom real quick and left... ______ Edit: Do not use signatures which have blatant lies. [If you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]
January 5, 200818 yr Someone opened the toilet door while I was in there, I thought the door was closed :shock:. Oh my god, it was really embarrassing :wall:. *Started Runescape in 1st of August 2005*.
January 5, 200818 yr Author Caught by parents having sex Like American Pie? Just kidding, you don't need to answer... That's terrible though. :oops: I don't run races to see who's the fastest, I run to see who has the most guts. -PreCurrently the best beat out there:Minuit jacuzzi (DatA Remix) - TEPR
January 5, 200818 yr Caught by parents having sex Like American Pie? Just kidding, you don't need to answer... That's terrible though. :oops: luckily mines is divorced. :anxious: nothing much in my life was embarrassing but being forced to sing in a karaoke when i didn't know any songs.
January 5, 200818 yr Author Caught by parents having sex Like American Pie? Just kidding, you don't need to answer... That's terrible though. :oops: luckily mines is divorced. :anxious: nothing much in my life was embarrassing but being forced to sing in a karaoke when i didn't know any songs. Seems like that would be more awkward than embarrassing. I don't run races to see who's the fastest, I run to see who has the most guts. -PreCurrently the best beat out there:Minuit jacuzzi (DatA Remix) - TEPR
January 5, 200818 yr When I was getting my drivers license the lady was asking me questions and I was listening to some man talking to this lady and the lady asking me questions asked "Social" and I said "Somewhat". Turns out she was asking for my social security #... Every time I would go into the drivers license place to get my license renewed she'd remind me about that..THANK GOD she is retired now..
January 5, 200818 yr me and friends were 8-9 and playing a mix between hockey and soccer with a pen, while we were sitting on the gym floor. My friend shoots the pen and it hits the butt of a girl nearby, and I knew her well so I just grabbed the pen. Turns out the teacher saw and later I got teased so bad once my teacher was done yelling at me. she didn't mind though, thank God.
January 5, 200818 yr I was in a public restroom, but they had removed the doors from the stalls for whatever sick, twisted reason. I made eye contact with an old man :uhh: That emote cannot express my embarassment and disgust. Luckily (or unluckily, dependng on how you view it) it was him on the can, not me. There was a sort of "paper war" in my health class one day. Pieces were crumpled up and throw, sometimes across the entire room, at other people. Many people threw tons of balls; towards the end, I threw one, and only one during the whole thing, and got chewed out :wall: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
January 5, 200818 yr I was in a public restroom, but they had removed the doors from the stalls for whatever sick, twisted reason. I made eye contact with an old man :uhh: That emote cannot express my embarassment and disgust. Luckily (or unluckily, dependng on how you view it) it was him on the can, not me. LOL :XD:
January 5, 200818 yr When I was getting my drivers license the lady was asking me questions and I was listening to some man talking to this lady and the lady asking me questions asked "Social" and I said "Somewhat". Turns out she was asking for my social security #... Every time I would go into the drivers license place to get my license renewed she'd remind me about that..THANK GOD she is retired now.. Lol that made me laugh.
January 5, 200818 yr Yea, I laugh now, but at the time, it was a mixture of embarassment, disgust, shock, and utter horror. Perhaps the one time in my life I felt truly scared of anything. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
January 5, 200818 yr Can't say I've had many extremely embarrassing things happen to me... but if I were to pick one, it'd be the time I messed up during a class debate by directly attacking two people on the other team :lol: . Ya, personally wasn't that embarrassing, but a good portion of the class found it pretty funny :-w . [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.
January 5, 200818 yr I was in a public restroom, but they had removed the doors from the stalls for whatever sick, twisted reason. I made eye contact with an old man :uhh: That emote cannot express my embarassment and disgust. Luckily (or unluckily, dependng on how you view it) it was him on the can, not me. There was a sort of "paper war" in my health class one day. Pieces were crumpled up and throw, sometimes across the entire room, at other people. Many people threw tons of balls; towards the end, I threw one, and only one during the whole thing, and got chewed out :wall: At my school they removed the doors of the stalls since people smoke in them all the time, not anymore though. And I am ALWAYS walking in on people going to the bathroom and it is so awkward.
January 5, 200818 yr Yea people smoke in my school's restrooms as well. it stinks something awful. One time, I had to change out of my ROTC uniform for air rifle practice and the locker room was locked, so I had to do it in a bathroom stall bow chicka bow wow and someone had just been in there smoking. They didn't even completely flush the butt :wall: When I finally got out (it;s a rather time consuming uniform to get off, fold, etc.) it was clinging to my clothes. When I arrived, one of the girls gave me this weird look and wrinkled her nose. I think they suspect i was in there doing it...but since I haven;t had to be in the bathroom since then, I think I'm clear. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
January 5, 200818 yr Every year my town has a debating comp between all the schools, and loads of people turn up for the finale. Our school's team was in the finale and I was on the team. \ When it was my turn to speak, though, about a quarter way through my speech I dropped all my palm cards... they went freakin' everywhere! :wall: But I rallied amazingly, I'm proud to say. We still lost, though. :cry: sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
January 5, 200818 yr ^ just... no. i've had so many embarrassing moments, its hard to just pick one :-k Look its rob!
January 5, 200818 yr Today I had to get a rectal exam, meaning the doctor stuck her finger up my anus for a bit...
January 5, 200818 yr Today I had to get a rectal exam, meaning the doctor stuck her finger up my anus for a bit... Well, all men get those. Unless she, you know...found something, if you know what i mean :shock: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
January 5, 200818 yr Well, all men get those. Unless she, you know...found something, if you know what i mean :shock: Really? I believe your confusing it with a ulcer check, when they feel your testicles. I had to get a rectal exam because of stomach problems. And no, my arse is clean :P.
January 5, 200818 yr i got pantsed on the monkey bars by someone in my school class. it was also my first time, so i've been permanently scarred for life and despise the monkey bars. and i believe that's a hernia check? that wasn't too bad. a doctor is a doctor, but a bunch of girls staring at my undies is... a bunch of girls staring at my undies... Peppy: "Do a barrel roll!"Fox: "That's your solution for everything..."Peppy: "Just press Z or R twice!"Fox: "No, Peppy..."
January 5, 200818 yr back ago in my young years (12...13) i was at a dance nd there wuz a girl i liked alot...she came over and asked me to dance, so i got up happy...but then my pants ripped :oops: i ran to bathroom real quick and left... Can you please change your sig to the truth? Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
January 5, 200818 yr Oh great, I don't want to think about it, and I'm not going to post it either, 'cuz I'm not the only Tifer in my family... :-#
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