Well, all men get those. Unless she, you know...found something, if you know what i mean :shock:

 

 

 

Really? I believe your confusing it with a ulcer check, when they feel your testicles.

 

I had to get a rectal exam because of stomach problems.

 

 

 

And no, my arse is clean :P.

 

Oh no, I think I'm thinking of a prostate exam. Nevermind.

Eh, a few at the top of my list.

 

1. Getting pantsed in 6th grade, at the top of the staircase. And there were like 6 girls behind me.

 

2. At one bathroom at my school, there used to be no walls around the stalls. So no one was in the bathroom, so I figured, eh, I'll use the toilet. I hear the door opening and I start panicking. >.<

 

3. When I was younger, I was peeing in a stall with a broken lock, and halfway through, the door just happened to open. :-w

My legs got tangled up on my bag's straps when I got up to move out of the way for a girl getting to her locker. I stumbled towards the other side of hallway and slammed my face on the wall. XD Bent my glasses frame but the lens weren't broken, thank goodness.

I used to drink alot of Shandy during my summer vacation in France, while reading books.

 

When I was done drinking, I sort of sucked a vacuum in the bottle, bottles shaped like this one.

 

I didnt know those bottles could cause terrible marks, so once I walked around with a dark red stain under my lip :P :anxious:

 

 

 

It healed after 2-3 days though. It wasnt real embarrasing because I dont think anyone except my family had seen it, I only felt stupid. #-o

a few days ago i woke up half naked covered in spew in a emergency ward, yeah i wasn't too proud lol

Quite a while ago I was eating a creamy vanilla yogurt during our school's lunch our. Somehow, I ended up dumping the whole thing on my lap. I had to walk to the bathroom with a whole bunch of vanilla yogurt all over my crotch area. :XD: On my way to the bathroom, I passed a whole bunch of teachers who had just come out of a meeting. I tried to make eye contact with them to see where they were looking, and lots of them were looking lower than one might expect. One of the science teachers jokingly asked me why I couldn't wait. :oops:

Quite a while ago I was eating a creamy vanilla yogurt during our school's lunch our. Somehow, I ended up dumping the whole thing on my lap. I had to walk to the bathroom with a whole bunch of vanilla yogurt all over my crotch area. :XD: On my way to the bathroom, I passed a whole bunch of teachers who had just come out of a meeting. I tried to make eye contact with them to see where they were looking, and lots of them were looking lower than one might expect. One of the science teachers jokingly asked me why I couldn't wait. :oops:

 

So at your shoes? In this circumstance you would expect them to look at the yogurt on your crotch.

Woke up in a hotel corridor NAKED after a night of the booze...

 

 

 

Yep, pretty dam embarrassing.

Probably being tough and saying i didn't manage to puke after a night of partying, the next thing you know i was puking out my guts infront of all of my friends, anyway they remind me of it alot.

Well.. This is weird, but meh.

 

I was staying over at a friends house, it was 3 of us. The hosts dad had his brother visiting, and he was extremely gey, and we always play slapass games, So I yell "STRIP PARTY!" playing around and take off my shirt and start swinging it around, then the gey dude runs in with absolutely nothing on, and I literally puked everywhere..

 

 

 

lol, they both still bring it up..

I got really sick in the 7th grade one day and started to be about to puke. I try to rush to the trashcan, but I end up blowing chunks in the middle of the class room, hitting five people, one of whom was a girl I really liked. For the rest of the year my nickname was Spewboy. In the end everything turned out okay though. When I switched from middle school to high school I left the nickname behind and ended up going out with the girl I puked on.

 

 

 

A second would be the time I ran into a door someone opened up in front of me. I had a giant bruise down the middle of my face for a day or two.

I used to drink alot of Shandy during my summer vacation in France, while reading books.

 

When I was done drinking, I sort of sucked a vacuum in the bottle, bottles shaped like this one.

 

I didnt know those bottles could cause terrible marks, so once I walked around with a dark red stain under my lip :P :anxious:

 

 

 

It healed after 2-3 days though. It wasnt real embarrasing because I dont think anyone except my family had seen it, I only felt stupid. #-o

 

 

 

I had that happen to me once. My friend dared me to suck my lips into a Gatorade bottle for five minutes and walk around school with it. I did that and once I took the gatorade bottle off my mouth, everyone in the room broke out laughing. Apparently I had bruised all the skin around my mouth. For 2-3 days after I had a black and blue ring around my mouth. It looked like I had had a really bad shave. PLus my lips had swollen to two times the size, but the swelling went down in a half-hour. I haven't sucked my lips into a bottle since.

On a girls night out once we went to a club and I met the drop dead gorgeous guy serving at the bar. He was really friendly and when I asked if he had a girlfriend he said no. YIPPEEEE!

 

 

 

Unfortunately the rest of my friends knew something I didn't, I should have picked up on the giggling as later he confessed that his other half was sitting next to me. He was gay and his boyfriend was there all the time watching me make a complete idiot of myself. To top it all my friends knew exactly what had been going on and I have never lived that one down.

 

 

 

#-o

Quite a while ago I was eating a creamy vanilla yogurt during our school's lunch our. Somehow, I ended up dumping the whole thing on my lap. I had to walk to the bathroom with a whole bunch of vanilla yogurt all over my crotch area. :XD: On my way to the bathroom, I passed a whole bunch of teachers who had just come out of a meeting. I tried to make eye contact with them to see where they were looking, and lots of them were looking lower than one might expect. One of the science teachers jokingly asked me why I couldn't wait. :oops:

Picture please? Blackmail is fun

I've had a few embarassing moments actually. One time, I was walking with my friends and I walked into a pole. I had a bruise which healed 3 days later.

 

 

 

Another time I tripped and my face ended up going in the crotch area of a girl I really liked. :oops:

 

 

 

Very embarrassing moment.. I walked out of the pool showers. It took 2 minutes for me to realize I wasn't wearing any clothes. I ended up getting an erection when all the girls were looking there. I was thinking in my head, "Help me!" :oops:

When I was getting my drivers license the lady was asking me questions and I was listening to some man talking to this lady and the lady asking me questions asked "Social" and I said "Somewhat". Turns out she was asking for my social security #...

 

 

 

Every time I would go into the drivers license place to get my license renewed she'd remind me about that..THANK GOD she is retired now..

 

 

 

lol, pretty embarrassing, but not as bad as replying yes please when she says "sex?"

 

 

 

As for my most embarrassing moment, I can't really think of one right now but I'll post it later

Parents rolled up to where the cops stopped me and some friends drinking. :^o

when i was in 8th grade i had a hot science teacher.. ms.Finerran,

 

and me and my buddies was having a convo. about her... and you know how it gets... well anyway when it was my turn she over heard me...

 

she said " im flattered you think i am sexy. but im to old for you and you are to young for me" in front of the class... i will never forget that moment

when i was in 8th grade i had a hot science teacher.. ms.Finerran,

 

and me and my buddies was having a convo. about her... and you know how it gets... well anyway when it was my turn she over heard me...

 

she said " im flattered you think i am sexy. but im to old for you and you are to young for me" in front of the class... i will never forget that moment

 

 

 

Now that has got to be hilarious :XD:

 

Very embarrassing moment.. I walked out of the pool showers. It took 2 minutes for me to realize I wasn't wearing any clothes. I ended up getting an erection when all the girls were looking there. I was thinking in my head, "Help me!" :oops:

win

 

 

 

personally i haven't had many largely embarrassing moments that i remember.

mien wud have to b that i became a nudist for a day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not vry enjoyable #-o

There was a middle school pep rally for the homecoming football game, and I was on the middle school team. They had a game where all the 8th graders would run around and try to throw a cream pie at the coaches. I was slow and the coach was fast, and while chasing him, I slipped on some whipped cream and fell in front of everyone.

 

 

 

Also, a year later, we were testing our vertical leap by touching the ruler thing on a concrete wall. As I went up, I hit my hand on the wall and broke my pinky. I had a cast for like two months and everyone kept asking what happened.

Nice one Uga. :lol:

There was a middle school pep rally for the homecoming football game, and I was on the middle school team. They had a game where all the 8th graders would run around and try to throw a cream pie at the coaches. I was slow and the coach was fast, and while chasing him, I slipped on some whipped cream and fell in front of everyone.

 

 

 

Also, a year later, we were testing our vertical leap by touching the ruler thing on a concrete wall. As I went up, I hit my hand on the wall and broke my pinky. I had a cast for like two months and everyone kept asking what happened.

 

 

 

LOL i wish i could have seen that..

 

i can stop laughing right now \ :thumbsup: \ :thumbsup:

There are several for me, but not many that i can remember.

 

One i can remember though.

 

 

 

Like 3 years ago in school (high school in english terms? when you are 17?).

 

We were playing floorball in sports class, and i was running on one side and another teammate on the other side. I didn't look where i was running because i wanted to make a good pass to him, and i end up running into the plastic-side-thing (i dont know name, but that which you have around the court to make sure the ball doesnt go off), i first passed the ball and then i ran into this thing in full speed. The section went loose and there was a huge "crash sound"! And god damn my teammate laughed so hard for 5mins.

 

I ended up not being able to run normally for about a week lol.

 

 

 

Oh and another time, when i was 15, this also playing floorball.

 

A teammate passes me the ball and i thought to dribble the goalkeeper and score, but i was running too fast so i almost ran into the goalkeeper... She looked horrifide when i was like 5meters away so she ducked and i jumped over her and the goal.