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I got "shoot the breeze" a few days ago by the most incredibley hilarious method ever. I was on some community payload map-Frontier maybe-and I was using the huntsman. I tried to spycheck a pyro that came running past me, missed him entirely, and pinned a cloaked spy to the wall only a few feet away. I laughed so hard.

 

 

 

I had a pretty nice run as a sniper with the hunstman earlier today, but I had to leave before the round was over. Might post the pic later. Had some sweet burning arrow kills. Also, what does it mean in the kill indicator for what appears to be a backstab but is a flaming arrow? Not a headshot I don't think, or a regular firearrow kill, it looks a lot like a backstab. that's on fire.

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I got "shoot the breeze" a few days ago by the most incredibley hilarious method ever. I was on some community payload map-Frontier maybe-and I was using the huntsman. I tried to spycheck a pyro that came running past me, missed him entirely, and pinned a cloaked spy to the wall only a few feet away. I laughed so hard.

 

 

 

I had a pretty nice run as a sniper with the hunstman earlier today, but I had to leave before the round was over. Might post the pic later. Had some sweet burning arrow kills. Also, what does it mean in the kill indicator for what appears to be a backstab but is a flaming arrow? Not a headshot I don't think, or a regular firearrow kill, it looks a lot like a backstab. that's on fire.

 

 

 

A Huntsman taunt with a flaming Arrow, is my guess.

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That's not what happened, though. I know I shot the guy. Maybe it was a flaming headshot?

 

 

 

Best game of Hydro ever. My team was beaten all the way to the final cap point, but we survived that round and ended up pushing Red all the way to theirs and winning the match. It was the second most epic comeback I've been a part of. The first being stopping and pushing back the payload from practically 1 foot away from the end of Badwater and winning.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

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Flaming headshot sounds right.

 

 

 

Btw your game of Hydro reminded me of my dustbowl game the other day. I was playing on my regular server (which has all talk on) and we were on dustbowl. So anyways the first two maps of dustbowl my team gets stomped on. We get to the third map and they easily cap the 1st point, and the timer goes up to like 35+ minutes. Well we get pushed back a bit but, in a stroke of magnificence, manage to push back nearly to their spawn! (partly due to my awesome kritzreig rockets destroying everything in sight). So we're pushed back at the first point, and we hold them there. At 2 minutes left on the clock most of the enemy team had given up, and few were really trying to fight.

 

 

 

Then we saw the last point light up blue. Before we could react, they won. It had gotten spy capped... Needless to say the entire server (both red and blue) errupted in a bout of nerdrage, it was hilarious. :lol:

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What are the Xbox Live players obsession with 2fort? I am so sick of that map...I guess it the best map in the game and very well balanced (since the map mirrors itself basically), but I have only played Hydro twice out of the hundred or so games I have played of Team Fortress.

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I think it's more balanced just because the map is the same for both teams. I hate the snipers on it though, and I also hate how most of the time, it isn't about getting the intelligence, it's about killing everyone.

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2fort is the closest thing to a TF2 deathmatch. Even closer than arena, because arena ends after a point. I used to play it all the time on the 360, and more games would eventually finish than stalemate, but it usually took a bunch of spies going in and sapping campers. Much worse on PC it seems, and I only played it recently to find a place with some actual water to get the "Plan B" achievement.

 

 

 

Alright with the 8-player-per-team limit on the Xbox. Not so great with what was the entire game on a single team.

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2fort is probably the worst map for actually playing tf2. It's completely favors engies and heavy classes, and 90% of games end up in stalemates.

 

 

 

There are a lot of symmetrical maps which are better balanced: granary, badlands, well, basically every 5cp map ever made.

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2Fort is a sniper map...that's all anybody usually plays on the map.

 

 

 

I wouldn't know about most of the other maps since nobody seems to want to play any of them...

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2Fort is a sniper map...that's all anybody usually plays on the map.

 

 

 

I wouldn't know about most of the other maps since nobody seems to want to play any of them...

 

 

 

I only ever play spy on 2Fort.. After about 10 minutes they tend to go mostly pyro/engie.

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2Fort is a sniper map...that's all anybody usually plays on the map.

 

 

 

I wouldn't know about most of the other maps since nobody seems to want to play any of them...

 

 

 

The thing is though that it's not a very good sniper map at all. The only people snipers ever snipe on that map is other snipers. Outside of those battlement to battlement sniper battles snipers barely kill anything.

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2Fort is a sniper map...that's all anybody usually plays on the map.

 

 

 

I wouldn't know about most of the other maps since nobody seems to want to play any of them...

 

 

 

The thing is though that it's not a very good sniper map at all. The only people snipers ever snipe on that map is other snipers. Outside of those battlement to battlement sniper battles snipers barely kill anything.

 

 

 

Agreed, it sucks pretty hard. Now granted back in TFC it very well was a crazy sniping map, mostly because they didn't have the roof over the bridge like they do in TF2.

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I never played TFC, but 2Fort with no bridge roof sounds good.

 

 

 

IMO, a half decent spy can rape a bad team at 2fort, though they don't have to be brilliant to put a stop to it.

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These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf,

Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in,

Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything,

Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel,

Tear up the book and write your own damn rules,

Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got,

And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut,

And realise that the other world that you're always looking for,

Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door,

And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas,

After all, you were put on the earth to do this,

So shine your light so bright that all can see,

Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be.

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I never played TFC, but 2Fort with no bridge roof sounds good.

 

 

 

IMO, a half decent spy can rape a bad team at 2fort, though they don't have to be brilliant to put a stop to it.

 

 

 

Spies can never really solo a game. They can turn the tide for their team greatly, but if no one capitalizes on those opportunities (i.e. most 2fort games). Spies also tend to get screwed over on 2fort due to the narrow hallways and massive amount of people in those small spaces.

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Without the roof to the bridge, the scouts can't jump over to the other base though...makes it too easy..

 

I like it when the scouts do that, I start off as a pyro and roast them as the jump along, most use the Force-A-Nature so if they try to shoot back they fall down :XD:

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Ahh it's good to be back.

 

 

 

Could I get added to the list of people who have TF2 for the computer.

 

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Never seen you in game.... Next time you are playing TF2 I'll join on the other team. :P

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Ahh it's good to be back.

 

 

 

Could I get added to the list of people who have TF2 for the computer.

 

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Never seen you in game.... Next time you are playing TF2 I'll join on the other team. :P

 

 

 

Well, my computer sucks to play Source Games (Though it can play WoW at 100fps) so I'm not really playing it that much until I get a good graphics card in July.

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Snipers...on 2Fort? Worthless. You're better off being close-combat or Heavy. Or 1 engie and screwing the entire enemy offensive with 1 sentry. :(

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Spies and snipers are very good to chose when the map has atleast 20 players on it not matter the map.

 

But yeah i even use them when theres 5 players playing, becouse only a pro can use them even 1 vs 1 \' :wall:

 

 

 

Well if anyone want to play in a good server, add me:

 

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