July 1, 200818 yr Okay,this thing is really hard to tell without going into story. Woke up all early this morning,six o'clock,in fact.Well,woke up then took a nap for 15 minutes...Got into my uniform since its NCC day at my old school,and I'm teaching some little kiddies there.So anyway,after all thats done I head to my own school (of course I changed back) so pretty normal yeah?During recess I take out my handphone,like the little punk-nosed snot I am.Flip my Krazr K3 (that I'm so proud of) open,to find a message from dear old mommy. Found it pretty unusual for mom to send me SMS's,considering she takes way too long to answer her own phone,so I opened it.It read something along the lines of:"Your sister in the hospital right now"-reaction,panic. "You should be an uncle today or tomorrow"-reaction,oh thank God. tl;dr:My sister was pregnant,and she's (whats the term?) going into labor.I'm going to be the uncle of a beautiful little girl ^.^ So yay,and it really was the sister that was pregnant,so "my wacky family" is going to get an edit soon... so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
July 1, 200818 yr Woohoo congrats glad to hear you're so excited about it, goes to show how much you care about your sister too. Give us a sneak peak if you can The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.
July 1, 200818 yr Author I shall be the try.She's not born yet though,forcing my father to be there instead of at some volunteer thing.I mean its only right. Oh right,she's the other sister lol. :lol: so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
July 1, 200818 yr Is she giving birth naturally? I'm finding out on the 27th of July whether or not I'll be having a cesarean. The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.
July 1, 200818 yr Author Naturally,yup.Don't know about painkillers though.Oh,yay thanks Langzor your congratulations mean a lot to me :P Same with Pyro,you guys simply rock.I mean all of you... so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
July 1, 200818 yr Is she giving birth naturally? I'm finding out on the 27th of July whether or not I'll be having a cesarean. Did you see the 60 minutes story on cesareans a few weeks ago? No ulterior motives or anything, I just found it interesting and you probably would have as well. On topic, congrats on your sisters baby. I hope all goes well in the labor. :)
July 1, 200818 yr I'm a half-uncle, I have been since I was about 10 :P But it's not the same as being an uncle. Gratz dude, I hope he isn't one of those annoying screaming brats. (As a teenager I hate babies that are not related, naturally)
July 1, 200818 yr Author Half-uncle?Cousin's child?If so I've been since before I was born :lol: so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
July 1, 200818 yr Is she giving birth naturally? I'm finding out on the 27th of July whether or not I'll be having a cesarean. Did you see the 60 minutes story on cesareans a few weeks ago? No ulterior motives or anything, I just found it interesting and you probably would have as well. On topic, congrats on your sisters baby. I hope all goes well in the labor. :) Nope would you mind PMing me what it was about? If I actually had a choice it would be a natural birth but I may not be able to have that option. If Raiden's head is still too low in my placenta, he'll be out a few weeks early by C section. By the way dragon what's your new niece's name? The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.
July 1, 200818 yr Author Dom.I think its short for Dominique.I know,it sounds like a boys name,but her husband's Canadian,so I'm guessing its something French.(shows how much I suck at both my mother tongue and 3rd language lol) so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
July 1, 200818 yr It can be a girl or boy name, yeah it's of French and Latin origin. Did a bit of googling and found its meaning "born on the Lord's day." The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.
July 1, 200818 yr Half-uncle?Cousin's child?If so I've been since before I was born :lol: Yeah, that's a half uncle.
July 1, 200818 yr Author ^Lucnh break,essentially.It's just not always lunchtime. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
July 1, 200818 yr Its fun to see a topic that Goddess is so flipped out about : Gratz uncle Dragoonson (sounds like a fairy tale title). I woulda passed out after reading the words "your sister is in the hospital". family humor :lol: [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.
July 1, 200818 yr Mess her up. Completely. I'm talking make her a full-out crazy. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
July 1, 200818 yr Author With an uncle like me...well,its probably already done before the birth :lol: so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
July 1, 200818 yr You can send him/her to live with me for a few years after they turn about 8. I can...teach them.... Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
July 2, 200818 yr School of Lenin - Where your child learns to change it's own crappy diapers... while loading a gun! The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.
July 2, 200818 yr School of Lenin - Where your child learns to change it's own crappy diapers... while loading a gun! I have to siggy that....Its just too funny not to have everyone read it. And On Topic, congratulations to your sister dragoonson. Hope all goes well (I'm relatively sure my mother still hates me for my birth...I got stuck...for a long time...lol). [hide=Funny Quotes]So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.-.- im not that freaking youngYou were a couple years ago.It's not racist if its true.Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k The mental image for that is freaking awesome.[/hide]- I dont need to "get a life." I'm a gamer - I have LOTS of lives!
July 2, 200818 yr School of Lenin - Where your child learns to change it's own crappy diapers... while loading a gun! Yes, then in year 2 they learn how to tie their shoe lace, While dismantling a nuclear war head!@!
July 2, 200818 yr Dismantle? Hell, he'll be putting it together! Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
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