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A lot of topics got deleted for "Project Off-topic and this can just go on? Barely the discussion I see here.

 

 

 

Ridiculous.

 

Failure to understand the concept behind Project Off-Topic.

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A lot of topics got deleted for "Project Off-topic and this can just go on? Barely the discussion I see here.

 

 

 

Ridiculous.

 

 

 

Off topic is serious business?

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Ah c'mon, this thread is entertaining, and we're exercising our brains by discussing how we can harness the power of this impossible but hilarious form of free energy.

 

 

 

My next theory to provide the world with infinite and clean power:

 

 

 

Power plants generally use different methods to create heat, then steam, and use that to spin a turbine, right? This ranges from nuclear fission to burning coal. Well, with nuclear power you have to get rid of the used uranium rods somehow, and coal power generates a lot of pollution, and everything in between has their problems. Well, what's the problem with slapping a buttered cat at the end of a turbine? I mean, other than dealing with PETA for skewering cats, but...

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Ah c'mon, this thread is entertaining, and we're exercising our brains by discussing how we can harness the power of this impossible but hilarious form of free energy.

 

 

 

My next theory to provide the world with infinite and clean power:

 

 

 

Power plants generally use different methods to create heat, then steam, and use that to spin a turbine, right? This ranges from nuclear fission to burning coal. Well, with nuclear power you have to get rid of the used uranium rods somehow, and coal power generates a lot of pollution, and everything in between has their problems. Well, what's the problem with slapping a buttered cat at the end of a turbine? I mean, other than dealing with PETA for skewering cats, but...

 

 

 

My point is that most other 'entertaining' threads got deleted but something like a "Cat with butter on it's back-theory" can slip through? It's pathetic I thought everybody had to be over 13+ to be joining this forum. At that age roughly everyone has heard the word sex and probably knows what it means to. Alright, this thread is funny. No doubt but there's a fair share of "lol, Lulz and siggied, or anything alike"-comments on here to, way to many.

 

 

 

Project offtopic was ment to clean all of those comments?

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What if nothing happened? What if niether could land causing all time to stop for eternity? would we know? All because some dude decided to strap buttered toast to a cat.

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That would be awesome, that's what.

 

 

 

We should combine this with the "lightning never strikes the same place twice." I don't know how, but it's possible.

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uhmm... if the cat lands on its feet than the toast won't land on the floor so there's no dilema :thumbsup:

 

bah don't you know anything? Logic is useless. With it, you could prove any think that even remotely makes sense

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You guys are wasting your time with toast. Just butter the cat. Heres a thought though, what if we stick toast to a cats back, face, and tail.

 

I get lunch.

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ya same, if I was eating I'd have a meal and a show ;)

 

If we did this for the death penalty, I'd have dinner and a show.

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ya same, if I was eating I'd have a meal and a show ;)

 

If we did this for the death penalty, I'd have dinner and a show.

 

 

 

I just had mine, buttered cat... I mean battered fish #-o

 

hmmm... what does butter cat taste like? :-k

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My experience with butter does not lead me to believe it would cause the cat to be crunchy.

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But which side of the toast would be buttered, the 'fur' side, or the air side? And what if other factors came into play? Would two absolute rules overrule one? And what if this occured in a universe with different Absolute Rules of the Day-to-Day?

 

 

 

 

 

My head hurts... Time to think about it some more!

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But which side of the toast would be buttered, the 'fur' side, or the air side? And what if other factors came into play? Would two absolute rules overrule one? And what if this occured in a universe with different Absolute Rules of the Day-to-Day?

 

 

 

 

 

My head hurts... Time to think about it some more!

 

It'd have to be the the air side wouldn't it?

 

As if cats always land the right way up, toast always lands the wrong way down, so the toast would have to be falling so the buttered side lands face up, which we know can't happen :P

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D'oh #-o must've seen past it.

 

 

 

How could you see past it? A whole page was basically people quoting it. #-o

 

 

 

How 'bout if we even just skipped the toast AND the cat. I mean, butter both sides of butter! Buttered Cats are cheaper than nuclear energy, butter is cheaper than Buttered Cats. I'm wondering, if it would perpetually spin or sorta float and spin slowly.

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I declare we make an organization whose sole purpose is the protection of innocent bread. No more shall they face the heat of a terrible toaster! No more shall knives slice them eternally! Today is a new age brothers! A new age of freedom and soft, bread-flavored bread!

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