Necrobean Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 A lot of topics got deleted for "Project Off-topic and this can just go on? Barely the discussion I see here. Ridiculous. ;> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 A lot of topics got deleted for "Project Off-topic and this can just go on? Barely the discussion I see here. Ridiculous. Failure to understand the concept behind Project Off-Topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 A lot of topics got deleted for "Project Off-topic and this can just go on? Barely the discussion I see here. Ridiculous. Off topic is serious business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim_Finch Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Ah c'mon, this thread is entertaining, and we're exercising our brains by discussing how we can harness the power of this impossible but hilarious form of free energy. My next theory to provide the world with infinite and clean power: Power plants generally use different methods to create heat, then steam, and use that to spin a turbine, right? This ranges from nuclear fission to burning coal. Well, with nuclear power you have to get rid of the used uranium rods somehow, and coal power generates a lot of pollution, and everything in between has their problems. Well, what's the problem with slapping a buttered cat at the end of a turbine? I mean, other than dealing with PETA for skewering cats, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necrobean Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Ah c'mon, this thread is entertaining, and we're exercising our brains by discussing how we can harness the power of this impossible but hilarious form of free energy. My next theory to provide the world with infinite and clean power: Power plants generally use different methods to create heat, then steam, and use that to spin a turbine, right? This ranges from nuclear fission to burning coal. Well, with nuclear power you have to get rid of the used uranium rods somehow, and coal power generates a lot of pollution, and everything in between has their problems. Well, what's the problem with slapping a buttered cat at the end of a turbine? I mean, other than dealing with PETA for skewering cats, but... My point is that most other 'entertaining' threads got deleted but something like a "Cat with butter on it's back-theory" can slip through? It's pathetic I thought everybody had to be over 13+ to be joining this forum. At that age roughly everyone has heard the word sex and probably knows what it means to. Alright, this thread is funny. No doubt but there's a fair share of "lol, Lulz and siggied, or anything alike"-comments on here to, way to many. Project offtopic was ment to clean all of those comments? ;> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 What if nothing happened? What if niether could land causing all time to stop for eternity? would we know? All because some dude decided to strap buttered toast to a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 That would be awesome, that's what. We should combine this with the "lightning never strikes the same place twice." I don't know how, but it's possible. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kneus6 Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 uhmm... if the cat lands on its feet than the toast won't land on the floor so there's no dilema :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 uhmm... if the cat lands on its feet than the toast won't land on the floor so there's no dilema :thumbsup: bah don't you know anything? Logic is useless. With it, you could prove any think that even remotely makes sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 uhmm... if the cat lands on its feet than the toast won't land on the floor so there's no dilema :thumbsup: You're missing the point -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 You guys are wasting your time with toast. Just butter the cat. Heres a thought though, what if we stick toast to a cats back, face, and tail. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 You guys are wasting your time with toast. Just butter the cat. Heres a thought though, what if we stick toast to a cats back, face, and tail. I get lunch. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 ya same, if I was eating I'd have a meal and a show ;) If we did this for the death penalty, I'd have dinner and a show. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 ya same, if I was eating I'd have a meal and a show ;) If we did this for the death penalty, I'd have dinner and a show. I just had mine, buttered cat... I mean battered fish #-o hmmm... what does butter cat taste like? :-k Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I would imagine buttered cat being quite tender, with a crispy crust caused by the butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 My experience with butter does not lead me to believe it would cause the cat to be crunchy. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 My experience with both butter and cats says otherwise. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 But which side of the toast would be buttered, the 'fur' side, or the air side? And what if other factors came into play? Would two absolute rules overrule one? And what if this occured in a universe with different Absolute Rules of the Day-to-Day? My head hurts... Time to think about it some more! There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 But which side of the toast would be buttered, the 'fur' side, or the air side? And what if other factors came into play? Would two absolute rules overrule one? And what if this occured in a universe with different Absolute Rules of the Day-to-Day? My head hurts... Time to think about it some more! It'd have to be the the air side wouldn't it? As if cats always land the right way up, toast always lands the wrong way down, so the toast would have to be falling so the buttered side lands face up, which we know can't happen :P Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necrobean Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 If it hasn't been posted yet... ;> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorLepRecon Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Better pic than TO's: First page #-o Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necrobean Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 D'oh #-o must've seen past it. ;> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 D'oh #-o must've seen past it. How could you see past it? A whole page was basically people quoting it. #-o How 'bout if we even just skipped the toast AND the cat. I mean, butter both sides of butter! Buttered Cats are cheaper than nuclear energy, butter is cheaper than Buttered Cats. I'm wondering, if it would perpetually spin or sorta float and spin slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Wait, what would happen if we toasted the cat, and then buttered it's back? Maybe... We could do the whole thing without any burning of bread! There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I declare we make an organization whose sole purpose is the protection of innocent bread. No more shall they face the heat of a terrible toaster! No more shall knives slice them eternally! Today is a new age brothers! A new age of freedom and soft, bread-flavored bread! catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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