Lenin64 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Tested the buttered toast theory and proved it wrong (Although it's been like what, 10 years ago :lol: ) They did it on mythbusters. It was almost a complete 50/50 split between buttered side up and buttered side down. I read the first sentence and thought you were talking about buttered cats in space #-o Man, this thread is full of pure, concentrated awesome. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaN Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Alright, then how about stuffing buttered cats in backpacks to solve the world energy crisis? No, I doubt even one person on Tif would believe that. Siggied :P \ The words "even" and "Tif" should be in bold :P ~Dan64AuSince 27 Aug 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Since we've already figured out anti-gravity cats, what would happen if you put them in another anti-gravity area, such as space? That would cause the very fabric of time to unravel, and completely destroy the universe. It's like pushing the big red button. DON'T DO IT! ^ Or turning a bag of holding inside out. [/nerdmoment] The first time I saw this thread, I thought "Now why would anyone butter a cat?" pretty colour *pushes button* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toast647 Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 The only way to know, is if we test it. :P Come to #tip-it on Swift IRC, if you're cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Adam Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 OMFG!!! My math teacher would always talk about a cat paradox, but never had time to define it. If only I was less lazy and looked up paradox... #-o And now I feel as if my math teacher built us all up for nothing. And yes, the cat will fly. Or land on it's side. Hopefully you're talking about a butter-toasted-cat, cuz I posted this as soon as I read the definition for Paradox... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cars066 Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 welll on teh subject of gravity... what if we could send a solid ball of titanium (or whatever suits you, and is strong) into the center of a large, solid mass in space with its own gravitation field and impact, via a perfect tunnel? see what i'm saying? imagine boring into earth's core and out again, and dropping a cat in, would it hover in the middle or be imploded by the sheer gravitational force? or rocketed through at increasing speeds and shot out the other end like a cannon? *flaming cat hits government spy satellite* My Music Is My Life I love all of youHurt by the coldSo hard and lonely tooWhen you don't know yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lateralus Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Alright, then how about stuffing buttered cats in backpacks to solve the world energy crisis? No, I doubt even one person on Tif would believe that. Siggied :P \ The words "even" and "Tif" should be in bold :P It might be even better if we inserted the words "DaN is an idiot" into the sentence, and made those bold instead. La lune ne garde aucune rancune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Man we're on a siggying roll! I believe that the cat would spin so fast it would create an implosion and end the universe as we know it :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaN Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 It might be even better if we inserted the words "DaN is an idiot" into the sentence, and made those bold instead. lol well done kid. :thumbup: ~Dan64AuSince 27 Aug 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Wow. I just tested this, with a stray cat. And the toast disappeared into a black hole that is currently annihilating my home. The cat just formed with his friends into a megazord. I'd post the video, but Viacom had it taken off due to copyright infringements. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 I dub this thread the sigggy thread [/joke] seriously though, how many "siggied!"s have we had on this 1 thread? Wow. I just tested this, with a stray cat. And the toast disappeared into a black hole that is currently annihilating my home. The cat just formed with his friends into a megazord. I'd post the video, but Viacom had it taken off due to copyright infringements. stupid Viacom! but now with our cat/toast power we can mass an army to stop them and not have to worry about petrol/electricity (cat-powered anti-gravity tank ftw \ ) Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim_Finch Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Let's apply butter to other things.. If you spread butter on a parachute, would it flip upside down, killing the man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted July 20, 2008 Author Share Posted July 20, 2008 I don't know. We have a really bad airforce in my country, and limited parachutes. Try in the China 08 olympics while everyone is busy. Sure to create some fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lateralus Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 It might be even better if we inserted the words "DaN is an idiot" into the sentence, and made those bold instead. lol well done kid. :thumbup: Don't patronise me. La lune ne garde aucune rancune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Cheese Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 how about buttering both sides of the toast? would it cause the toast to split in half and both of them land butter down? or would it make a black hole and suck everyone into it? I am to scared to try this. Thanks SkyFleet for the awsome siggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim_Finch Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 how about buttering both sides of the toast? would it cause the toast to split in half and both of them land butter down? or would it make a black hole and suck everyone into it? I am to scared to try this. Genius, you could harness this power to split anything. For example, apply buttered toast to each side of a sheet of steel, and now you have 2 thinner sheets of steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonerohi Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Butter both sides of humaan criminals for the new death penalty!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim_Finch Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Butter both sides of humaan criminals for the new death penalty!! Wow. That is the most horrible and cruel thing I've ever heard. You're brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodyhatchetbear Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I'm gonna be honest, I've been watching this thread since it got posted. You know what my first thought was when I saw the title? Who in their right mind would butter a cat? o.O Although, the theories do tend to make you think. I like thinking, it's dangerous. May make things go BOOM! Cooking and Fishing...My Journey!|Brawl Friend Code:1032-2280-0189Brush up on your Vocab: FreeRice.com|My Adoptables, Click Pl0x!!My YouTube Channel Thingy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpez Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 wow bravo lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorLepRecon Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I'm gonna be honest, I've been watching this thread since it got posted. You know what my first thought was when I saw the title? Who in their right mind would butter a cat? o.O Although, the theories do tend to make you think. I like thinking, it's dangerous. May make things go BOOM! Yeah when I first clicked this thread I thought it would be about some weirdo's who buttered a cat. I'm glad I clicked on it, this has been an entertaining thread. We need more of these. Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 I'm gonna be honest, I've been watching this thread since it got posted. You know what my first thought was when I saw the title? Who in their right mind would butter a cat? o.O Although, the theories do tend to make you think. I like thinking, it's dangerous. May make things go BOOM! Yeah when I first clicked this thread I thought it would be about some weirdo's who buttered a cat. I'm glad I clicked on it, this has been an entertaining thread. We need more of these. ya same, if I was eating I'd have a meal and a show ;) Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 I found a way to harness energy. As we have found, from this thread, buttered cats, and toast it pure awesomeness. But what about applying their energy to something else. Like internet :geek: . OK....here's how it goes. You buy 2 modems, and strap 2 cats to one (opposite sides of course) and same with bus. now....they have to be *wireless* modems. Their perpetual motion, would power the internet. Z0mg! ... .... Of course, something might happen, and instead of tearing a hole in the universe (like normal) it tears a hole in the internet. Actually this might be a good way to suck out those viruses. :-k. OO i've got my mind going now. What about.... Strapping them to gaming systems to provide glitch boosting and stuff...o0.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1992x Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 rofl this topic is teh 1337ness :lol: my gues that we would get a new kind of football 8-) My private chat is always ON.Winner of The Tip.It Teamcape Outfit Contest!6 years. 1 dragon CS drop and some barrows, bad luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernHero Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 If a tree falls and no ones around does it still make a sound. It doesn't make a sound. It only makes a vibration in the air. Sound is something that is in your brain. love these sort of ideas. OP is genius. Oh cmon this [cabbage] is old. Reality is hundreds of times more beautiful and more interesting than delusions. Fairy tales just tend to be easier to follow than the wonderful intricacies of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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