Tested the buttered toast theory and proved it wrong (Although it's been like what, 10 years ago :lol: )

 

 

 

 

 

They did it on mythbusters. It was almost a complete 50/50 split between buttered side up and buttered side down.

 

I read the first sentence and thought you were talking about buttered cats in space #-o

 

 

 

Man, this thread is full of pure, concentrated awesome.

 

 

 

Alright, then how about stuffing buttered cats in backpacks to solve the world energy crisis? No, I doubt even one person on Tif would believe that.

 

 

 

Siggied :P \

 

 

 

The words "even" and "Tif" should be in bold :P

Since we've already figured out anti-gravity cats, what would happen if you put them in another anti-gravity area, such as space?

 

 

 

That would cause the very fabric of time to unravel, and completely destroy the universe. It's like pushing the big red button. DON'T DO IT!

 

 

 

^ Or turning a bag of holding inside out. [/nerdmoment]

 

 

 

The first time I saw this thread, I thought "Now why would anyone butter a cat?"

 

pretty colour *pushes button*

The only way to know, is if we test it. :P

OMFG!!!

 

 

 

My math teacher would always talk about a cat paradox, but never had time to define it. If only I was less lazy and looked up paradox... #-o

 

 

 

And now I feel as if my math teacher built us all up for nothing.

 

 

 

And yes, the cat will fly. Or land on it's side. Hopefully you're talking about a butter-toasted-cat, cuz I posted this as soon as I read the definition for Paradox...

welll on teh subject of gravity... what if we could send a solid ball of titanium (or whatever suits you, and is strong) into the center of a large, solid mass in space with its own gravitation field and impact, via a perfect tunnel? see what i'm saying? imagine boring into earth's core and out again, and dropping a cat in, would it hover in the middle

 

 

 

or be imploded by the sheer gravitational force?

 

 

 

or rocketed through at increasing speeds and shot out the other end like a cannon?

 

 

 

 

 

*flaming cat hits government spy satellite*

 

 

 

Alright, then how about stuffing buttered cats in backpacks to solve the world energy crisis? No, I doubt even one person on Tif would believe that.

 

 

 

Siggied :P \

 

 

 

The words "even" and "Tif" should be in bold :P

 

 

 

It might be even better if we inserted the words "DaN is an idiot" into the sentence, and made those bold instead.

Man we're on a siggying roll!

 

 

 

I believe that the cat would spin so fast it would create an implosion and end the universe as we know it :shock:

 

It might be even better if we inserted the words "DaN is an idiot" into the sentence, and made those bold instead.

 

 

 

lol well done kid. :thumbup:

Wow. I just tested this, with a stray cat. And the toast disappeared into a black hole that is currently annihilating my home. The cat just formed with his friends into a megazord.

 

 

 

I'd post the video, but Viacom had it taken off due to copyright infringements.

I dub this thread the sigggy thread [/joke]

 

 

 

seriously though, how many "siggied!"s have we had on this 1 thread?

 

 

 

Wow. I just tested this, with a stray cat. And the toast disappeared into a black hole that is currently annihilating my home. The cat just formed with his friends into a megazord.

 

 

 

I'd post the video, but Viacom had it taken off due to copyright infringements.

 

 

 

stupid Viacom! but now with our cat/toast power we can mass an army to stop them and not have to worry about petrol/electricity (cat-powered anti-gravity tank ftw \ )

Let's apply butter to other things.. If you spread butter on a parachute, would it flip upside down, killing the man?

I don't know. We have a really bad airforce in my country, and limited parachutes. Try in the China 08 olympics while everyone is busy. Sure to create some fun!

 

It might be even better if we inserted the words "DaN is an idiot" into the sentence, and made those bold instead.

 

 

 

lol well done kid. :thumbup:

 

 

 

Don't patronise me.

how about buttering both sides of the toast? would it cause the toast to split in half and both of them land butter down? or would it make a black hole and suck everyone into it? I am to scared to try this.

how about buttering both sides of the toast? would it cause the toast to split in half and both of them land butter down? or would it make a black hole and suck everyone into it? I am to scared to try this.

 

 

 

Genius, you could harness this power to split anything. For example, apply buttered toast to each side of a sheet of steel, and now you have 2 thinner sheets of steel.

Butter both sides of humaan criminals for the new death penalty!!

Butter both sides of humaan criminals for the new death penalty!!

 

 

 

Wow. That is the most horrible and cruel thing I've ever heard. You're brilliant.

I'm gonna be honest, I've been watching this thread since it got posted. You know what my first thought was when I saw the title?

 

 

 

Who in their right mind would butter a cat? o.O

 

 

 

Although, the theories do tend to make you think.

 

 

 

I like thinking, it's dangerous. May make things go BOOM!

wow bravo lol

I'm gonna be honest, I've been watching this thread since it got posted. You know what my first thought was when I saw the title?

 

 

 

Who in their right mind would butter a cat? o.O

 

 

 

Although, the theories do tend to make you think.

 

 

 

I like thinking, it's dangerous. May make things go BOOM!

 

 

 

Yeah when I first clicked this thread I thought it would be about some weirdo's who buttered a cat. I'm glad I clicked on it, this has been an entertaining thread. We need more of these.

I'm gonna be honest, I've been watching this thread since it got posted. You know what my first thought was when I saw the title?

 

 

 

Who in their right mind would butter a cat? o.O

 

 

 

Although, the theories do tend to make you think.

 

 

 

I like thinking, it's dangerous. May make things go BOOM!

 

 

 

Yeah when I first clicked this thread I thought it would be about some weirdo's who buttered a cat. I'm glad I clicked on it, this has been an entertaining thread. We need more of these.

 

 

 

ya same, if I was eating I'd have a meal and a show ;)

I found a way to harness energy. As we have found, from this thread, buttered cats, and toast it pure awesomeness. But what about applying their energy to something else. Like internet :geek: . OK....here's how it goes. You buy 2 modems, and strap 2 cats to one (opposite sides of course) and same with bus. now....they have to be *wireless* modems. Their perpetual motion, would power the internet. Z0mg!

 

 

 

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Of course, something might happen, and instead of tearing a hole in the universe (like normal) it tears a hole in the internet. Actually this might be a good way to suck out those viruses. :-k. OO i've got my mind going now.

 

 

 

What about....

 

 

 

Strapping them to gaming systems to provide glitch boosting and stuff...o0.!

rofl this topic is teh 1337ness :lol:

 

 

 

my gues that we would get a new kind of football 8-)

If a tree falls and no ones around does it still make a sound.

 

It doesn't make a sound. It only makes a vibration in the air. Sound is something that is in your brain.

 

 

 

love these sort of ideas. OP is genius.

 

Oh cmon this [cabbage] is old.