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Tested the buttered toast theory and proved it wrong (Although it's been like what, 10 years ago :lol: )

 

 

 

 

 

They did it on mythbusters. It was almost a complete 50/50 split between buttered side up and buttered side down.

 

I read the first sentence and thought you were talking about buttered cats in space #-o

 

 

 

Man, this thread is full of pure, concentrated awesome.

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Alright, then how about stuffing buttered cats in backpacks to solve the world energy crisis? No, I doubt even one person on Tif would believe that.

 

 

 

Siggied :P \'

 

 

 

The words "even" and "Tif" should be in bold :P

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Since we've already figured out anti-gravity cats, what would happen if you put them in another anti-gravity area, such as space?

 

 

 

That would cause the very fabric of time to unravel, and completely destroy the universe. It's like pushing the big red button. DON'T DO IT!

 

 

 

^ Or turning a bag of holding inside out. [/nerdmoment]

 

 

 

The first time I saw this thread, I thought "Now why would anyone butter a cat?"

 

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OMFG!!!

 

 

 

My math teacher would always talk about a cat paradox, but never had time to define it. If only I was less lazy and looked up paradox... #-o

 

 

 

And now I feel as if my math teacher built us all up for nothing.

 

 

 

And yes, the cat will fly. Or land on it's side. Hopefully you're talking about a butter-toasted-cat, cuz I posted this as soon as I read the definition for Paradox...

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welll on teh subject of gravity... what if we could send a solid ball of titanium (or whatever suits you, and is strong) into the center of a large, solid mass in space with its own gravitation field and impact, via a perfect tunnel? see what i'm saying? imagine boring into earth's core and out again, and dropping a cat in, would it hover in the middle

 

 

 

or be imploded by the sheer gravitational force?

 

 

 

or rocketed through at increasing speeds and shot out the other end like a cannon?

 

 

 

 

 

*flaming cat hits government spy satellite*

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Alright, then how about stuffing buttered cats in backpacks to solve the world energy crisis? No, I doubt even one person on Tif would believe that.

 

 

 

Siggied :P \'

 

 

 

The words "even" and "Tif" should be in bold :P

 

 

 

It might be even better if we inserted the words "DaN is an idiot" into the sentence, and made those bold instead.

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It might be even better if we inserted the words "DaN is an idiot" into the sentence, and made those bold instead.

 

 

 

lol well done kid. :thumbup:

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Wow. I just tested this, with a stray cat. And the toast disappeared into a black hole that is currently annihilating my home. The cat just formed with his friends into a megazord.

 

 

 

I'd post the video, but Viacom had it taken off due to copyright infringements.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

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I dub this thread the sigggy thread [/joke]

 

 

 

seriously though, how many "siggied!"s have we had on this 1 thread?

 

 

 

Wow. I just tested this, with a stray cat. And the toast disappeared into a black hole that is currently annihilating my home. The cat just formed with his friends into a megazord.

 

 

 

I'd post the video, but Viacom had it taken off due to copyright infringements.

 

 

 

stupid Viacom! but now with our cat/toast power we can mass an army to stop them and not have to worry about petrol/electricity (cat-powered anti-gravity tank ftw \' )

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It might be even better if we inserted the words "DaN is an idiot" into the sentence, and made those bold instead.

 

 

 

lol well done kid. :thumbup:

 

 

 

Don't patronise me.

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how about buttering both sides of the toast? would it cause the toast to split in half and both of them land butter down? or would it make a black hole and suck everyone into it? I am to scared to try this.

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how about buttering both sides of the toast? would it cause the toast to split in half and both of them land butter down? or would it make a black hole and suck everyone into it? I am to scared to try this.

 

 

 

Genius, you could harness this power to split anything. For example, apply buttered toast to each side of a sheet of steel, and now you have 2 thinner sheets of steel.

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I'm gonna be honest, I've been watching this thread since it got posted. You know what my first thought was when I saw the title?

 

 

 

Who in their right mind would butter a cat? o.O

 

 

 

Although, the theories do tend to make you think.

 

 

 

I like thinking, it's dangerous. May make things go BOOM!

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I'm gonna be honest, I've been watching this thread since it got posted. You know what my first thought was when I saw the title?

 

 

 

Who in their right mind would butter a cat? o.O

 

 

 

Although, the theories do tend to make you think.

 

 

 

I like thinking, it's dangerous. May make things go BOOM!

 

 

 

Yeah when I first clicked this thread I thought it would be about some weirdo's who buttered a cat. I'm glad I clicked on it, this has been an entertaining thread. We need more of these.

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I'm gonna be honest, I've been watching this thread since it got posted. You know what my first thought was when I saw the title?

 

 

 

Who in their right mind would butter a cat? o.O

 

 

 

Although, the theories do tend to make you think.

 

 

 

I like thinking, it's dangerous. May make things go BOOM!

 

 

 

Yeah when I first clicked this thread I thought it would be about some weirdo's who buttered a cat. I'm glad I clicked on it, this has been an entertaining thread. We need more of these.

 

 

 

ya same, if I was eating I'd have a meal and a show ;)

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I found a way to harness energy. As we have found, from this thread, buttered cats, and toast it pure awesomeness. But what about applying their energy to something else. Like internet :geek: . OK....here's how it goes. You buy 2 modems, and strap 2 cats to one (opposite sides of course) and same with bus. now....they have to be *wireless* modems. Their perpetual motion, would power the internet. Z0mg!

 

 

 

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Of course, something might happen, and instead of tearing a hole in the universe (like normal) it tears a hole in the internet. Actually this might be a good way to suck out those viruses. :-k. OO i've got my mind going now.

 

 

 

What about....

 

 

 

Strapping them to gaming systems to provide glitch boosting and stuff...o0.!

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rofl this topic is teh 1337ness :lol:

 

 

 

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If a tree falls and no ones around does it still make a sound.

 

It doesn't make a sound. It only makes a vibration in the air. Sound is something that is in your brain.

 

 

 

love these sort of ideas. OP is genius.

 

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