Jump to content

The Buttered Cat


Shiny

Recommended Posts

why don't we stick a cat upside down onto another cat?

 

 

 

The exact same weight and size, and drop them down sideways so neither starts at top! Brilliant idea Cheese. :P

 

 

 

So will the anti-gravity spinning occur there?

 

 

 

Or will it just be for the laughs?

swordfinalqr7.jpg

Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 112
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

why don't we stick a cat upside down onto another cat?

 

 

 

The exact same weight and size, and drop them down sideways so neither starts at top! Brilliant idea Cheese. :P

 

 

 

So will the anti-gravity spinning occur there?

 

 

 

Or will it just be for the laughs?

 

It will be the 1337-version of anti-gravity. Too much 1337 to post the real name :o

koen9qy.png
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Better pic than TO's:

 

lad18aeaa79ca7bac436a9caf1.gif

 

 

 

And obviously we steal this power and convert it into something of our own. :twisted:

 

 

 

Pretty sure the thery would not work though. :lol: I would try it on one of my cats, but I'm not all that sure they'd like it.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

RIP Michaelangelopolous

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Better pic than TO's:

 

lad18aeaa79ca7bac436a9caf1.gif

 

 

 

Now if you could encase the cat in some kind of backpack you would be able to fly around....

 

 

 

This could be the solution to all our energy woes! Millions of cats and buttered toast, perpetually spinning to create an everlasting energy source!

 

 

 

As long as the cats don't die.

 

 

 

 

 

That.. is.. Genius!! =D>

Blakdragon39.png
Link to comment
Share on other sites

*sigh* another thread that tries to find glitches in universal logic. I hope it's satirical. well if it isn't, here goes...

 

 

 

As the Mythbusters have found, toast doesn't always butter side down. The most common reason it does so is because when you spread it, you press an indent in the center of the toast. thus when it drops off the side of a table, the indent causes it to flip over. and because when toast drops off a table, it normally flips once and lands upside down. there's no crazy theoretical paradox here. Just physics. Although it would be funny to see what happened anyway.

[hide=]

tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:
But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.
That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.
[/hide]

montageo.png

Apparently a lot of people say it. I own.

 

http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I think it would be better for energy and backpacks if you just buttered both sides of the toast. Then we would have truly cheap energy source.

img.cfm?img=41871

Yeah...Some people just go out of their way to ruin other peoples fun.
Sounds like Jagex to me...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I seriously thought this thread would be about some kids who set a kitty on fire and smothered it with butter. Ahh well.

 

 

 

That's just morbid Echo. :o

 

 

 

:P

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Tried it, the cat wins.

 

 

 

Although, if more often than not, a coin flipped starting out as heads will land as heads...Maybe if we attach coins head-side up to the back of the cat, along with buttered toast, we could eventually induce an infinitely revolving cat....Hmm...time to go get Fluffy from my grandparent's again (I wonder why she doesn't like me?).

[hide=Funny Quotes]

So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.
What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.
-.- im not that freaking young
You were a couple years ago.
It's not racist if its true.
Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k

 

The mental image for that is freaking awesome.

[/hide]

- I dont need to "get a life." I'm a gamer - I have LOTS of lives!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Does the cat have to be alive? Because I'm going to try, but there's only one way to procure the cat...

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

*sigh* another thread that tries to find glitches in universal logic. I hope it's satirical. well if it isn't, here goes...

 

 

 

As the Mythbusters have found, toast doesn't always butter side down. The most common reason it does so is because when you spread it, you press an indent in the center of the toast. thus when it drops off the side of a table, the indent causes it to flip over. and because when toast drops off a table, it normally flips once and lands upside down. there's no crazy theoretical paradox here. Just physics. Although it would be funny to see what happened anyway.

 

 

 

You can tell that we honestly believed this was true when we started talking about solving the world's energy crisis with rotating cat-packs.

 

 

 

Here's an idea:

 

 

 

2 buttered toasts, attached, buttered-side out on both sides. A compact substitute for cats.

tvnet_banner-2.jpg
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Since we've already figured out anti-gravity cats, what would happen if you put them in another anti-gravity area, such as space?

Cube_by_Abfc.gif

untihf5.jpg

69827172ou0.jpg

When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Tested the buttered toast theory and proved it wrong (Although it's been like what, 10 years ago :lol: )

 

 

 

 

 

They did it on mythbusters. It was almost a complete 50/50 split between buttered side up and buttered side down.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Since we've already figured out anti-gravity cats, what would happen if you put them in another anti-gravity area, such as space?

 

 

 

That would cause the very fabric of time to unravel, and completely destroy the universe. It's like pushing the big red button. DON'T DO IT!

Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!
Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.It
Tip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Since we've already figured out anti-gravity cats, what would happen if you put them in another anti-gravity area, such as space?

 

 

 

That would cause the very fabric of time to unravel, and completely destroy the universe. It's like pushing the big red button. DON'T DO IT!

 

 

 

^ Or turning a bag of holding inside out. [/nerdmoment]

 

 

 

The first time I saw this thread, I thought "Now why would anyone butter a cat?"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Why would strapping toast to a cat make any diffrence?

 

 

 

I can't belive how idiotic this is!

 

 

 

Toast doesn't land buttered side down anymore than a coin lands heads up.

~Dan64Au

Since 27 Aug 2002

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Why would strapping toast to a cat make any diffrence?

 

 

 

I can't belive how idiotic this is!

 

 

 

Toast doesn't land buttered side down anymore than a coin lands heads up.

 

 

 

Do you honestly think this thread is serious? Do honestly think we believe buttered toast on a cat will make it fly?

 

 

 

I don't get why some people are taking this so seriously...

tvnet_banner-2.jpg
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Do honestly think we believe buttered toast on a cat will make it fly?

 

 

 

 

Why wouldn't people believe it?

 

 

 

People have a tendancy to believe all sorts of illogical garbage.

~Dan64Au

Since 27 Aug 2002

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Do honestly think we believe buttered toast on a cat will make it fly?

 

 

 

 

Why wouldn't people believe it?

 

 

 

People have a tendancy to believe all sorts of illogical garbage.

 

 

 

Alright, then how about stuffing buttered cats in backpacks to solve the world energy crisis? No, I doubt even one person on Tif would believe that.

tvnet_banner-2.jpg
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.