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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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What do guys consider 'flirting'? (eg "that girl was tossing her hair, she was flirting with me.")

 

Suppsedly I flirt a lot but I don't do it on purpose so it's subconscious and unwanted; don't want people getting the wrong impression.

 

Talking for long amounts of time with a lot of laughing can be seen as flirting or at least borderline flirting.

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Well this might be a little more medical but it pertains to my relationship so here goes.

 

 

 

My girlfriend is a biter...a major one. Now, my lip is severely cracked, I have several canker sores in my mouth, and my lip has been swollen for 2 days.

 

Now, how can I cure these things quickly without having to go to the doctor every week?

 

 

 

Oh, and making her stop is not an option 8-) .

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Well this might be a little more medical but it pertains to my relationship so here goes.

 

 

 

My girlfriend is a biter...a major one. Now, my lip is severely cracked, I have several canker sores in my mouth, and my lip has been swollen for 2 days.

 

Now, how can I cure these things quickly without having to go to the doctor every week?

 

 

 

Oh, and making her stop is not an option 8-) .

 

 

 

I'd reccomend ice for the swelling, and eating foods that have vitamins to heal your lips faster. Apart from that your body should slowly get used to the biting.

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use a moisturizer/lip balm. May sound gay, but your lips will thank you.

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What do guys consider 'flirting'? (eg "that girl was tossing her hair, she was flirting with me.")

 

Suppsedly I flirt a lot but I don't do it on purpose so it's subconscious and unwanted; don't want people getting the wrong impression.

 

Talking for long amounts of time with a lot of laughing can be seen as flirting or at least borderline flirting.

 

Ohhhhhhhh I totally understand how that works....

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Well this might be a little more medical but it pertains to my relationship so here goes.

 

 

 

My girlfriend is a biter...a major one. Now, my lip is severely cracked, I have several canker sores in my mouth, and my lip has been swollen for 2 days.

 

Now, how can I cure these things quickly without having to go to the doctor every week?

 

 

 

Oh, and making her stop is not an option 8-) .

 

Is that what you were thinking about when you asked if it not enjoying make-outs was odd?

 

Rinse your mouth with salt water. do it a while before brushing your teeth so that your mouth doesn't smell/taste bad.

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Hey guys, it's been a while since I've been on. Here's a good one for ya.

 

 

 

I've liked this girl for a while and we were texting back and forth today after school (our last day). So anyway, we were talking and I stopped replying because we hit a dead end in the conversation. A few minutes later I get a text from her. It said "wanna go out?" Freaking out I replied, spilling the info that I liked her for a while and that I'd love to. Yeah, "funny" thing is, she replied saying sorry. It was her nephew that sent the last one... fml.

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Same thing happened to me, cept she said, "I love you", and embarassed the ever living hell out of me when she called a few seconds later to say, "Hey, its me and all my friends at a sleepover!!!"...

 

 

 

I was like...[cabbage]

And we haven't spoken since...-_-

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But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

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lego, all I can say is sounds like you're screwed bro.

 

 

 

Anyway, back to ME

 

 

 

I think the girl I got dumped by some 60 pages back and became friends with may be interested in me <3:

 

but I think her physco friend wants me too. So what do I do?

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lego, all I can say is sounds like you're screwed bro.

 

 

 

Anyway, back to ME

 

 

 

I think the girl I got dumped by some 60 pages back and became friends with may be interested in me <3:

 

but I think her physco friend wants me too. So what do I do?

 

Well, it depends on your position on this. Who of the two do you like more (if any)?

 

 

 

Oh, and I already knew I was. Haha.

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But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

:twss:

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"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

lego, all I can say is sounds like you're screwed bro.

 

 

 

Anyway, back to ME

 

 

 

I think the girl I got dumped by some 60 pages back and became friends with may be interested in me <3:

 

but I think her physco friend wants me too. So what do I do?

 

 

 

If you are a psycho too then the psycho is the right choice for you. Unless you mean she's a serial killer.

lego, all I can say is sounds like you're screwed bro.

 

 

 

Anyway, back to ME

 

 

 

I think the girl I got dumped by some 60 pages back and became friends with may be interested in me <3:

 

but I think her physco friend wants me too. So what do I do?

 

I'm going to take a guess and say you don't like psycho, so treat her like every other girl.

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Meh, I'm going to vent a little here, since it has to do with relationships.

 

 

 

To put it simply, I am fed the [bleep] up of one person. She broke up with her [bleep]ing boyfriend of almost a year, or something, it was a few weeks back, or maybe a week ago. I know her from school. To put it simply, through most of highschool, she's fancied me. Now, we mostly talk on MSN now, so she asks if I have a girlfriend or not. Honestly, I do not. From that moment, she wanted to seem to talk more, yet couldn't come up with a subject, so it was pretty much the same things, and she got annoyed when I didn't talk asking "Don't you like me" or [cabbage] similar to that.

 

 

 

She's never directly asked me out, she tried to find out how I felt about her on multiple occasions, I mean what the [bleep]? Either way, its a [bleep]ing rejection, just bloody ask me directly.

 

 

 

Frankly, I am now pissed off, she talked little while she was going out with that guy, and up until today.

 

 

 

I am not [bleep]ing interested in her. I never will be. She is not my [bleep]ing type (Mage Man will know my preferences). I've basically made it clear I want to be friends, but even now, she's pissing me the [bleep] off. If she wants to talk, then she could come up with something. Frankly, now I want to talk to her even less, to the point where I'll either sign off MSN, or appear offline when she's on.

 

 

 

Yeah, I think thats pretty much everything, people can give input if they want, I just needed to vent it all.

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Meh, I'm going to vent a little here, since it has to do with relationships.

 

 

 

To put it simply, I am fed the [bleep] up of one person. She broke up with her [bleep] boyfriend of almost a year, or something, it was a few weeks back, or maybe a week ago. I know her from school. To put it simply, through most of highschool, she's fancied me. Now, we mostly talk on MSN now, so she asks if I have a girlfriend or not. Honestly, I do not. From that moment, she wanted to seem to talk more, yet couldn't come up with a subject, so it was pretty much the same things, and she got annoyed when I didn't talk asking "Don't you like me" or [cabbage] similar to that.

 

 

 

She's never directly asked me out, she tried to find out how I felt about her on multiple occasions, I mean what the [bleep]? Either way, its a [bleep] rejection, just bloody ask me directly.

 

 

 

Frankly, I am now pissed off, she talked little while she was going out with that guy, and up until today.

 

 

 

I am not [bleep] interested in her. I never will be. She is not my [bleep] type (Mage Man will know my preferences). I've basically made it clear I want to be friends, but even now, she's pissing me the [bleep] off. If she wants to talk, then she could come up with something. Frankly, now I want to talk to her even less, to the point where I'll either sign off MSN, or appear offline when she's on.

 

 

 

Yeah, I think thats pretty much everything, people can give input if they want, I just needed to vent it all.

 

Every once and a while block her for a few days, when she asks why you haven't been on tell her you've been hanging with some girls, never say if they are they same ones or how you feel about them. Or get a friend who can pretend to be your girlfriend, my friend says that works pretty well. Either that or get her to directly ask you if you like her, but that's gonna take a bit knowing you.

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Man, thanks to school being over, we mostly talk on MSN anyway, so the fake girlfriend thing might be easy. Though follow-up questions may happen.

 

 

 

Honestly, from the way she acts, it seems if she still does fancy me, cause of how htings have happened in the past. Though since she isn't on constantly, I don't need to block her, I could imply it was hte previous day or something. I'll have to try a few of those though.

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Man, thanks to school being over, we mostly talk on MSN anyway, so the fake girlfriend thing might be easy. Though follow-up questions may happen.

 

 

 

Honestly, from the way she acts, it seems if she still does fancy me, cause of how htings have happened in the past. Though since she isn't on constantly, I don't need to block her, I could imply it was hte previous day or something. I'll have to try a few of those though.

 

Blocking is the best way, trust me. It means that she starts to wonder where you've been, rather then you still always talking on MSN when she is on, and not being on when she is not.

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Haha, knowing me, I'd forget to unblock.

 

 

 

I'll leave it til she's on next, say I have to go, and block her for a few days.

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Haha, knowing me, I'd forget to unblock.

 

 

 

I'll leave it til she's on next, say I have to go, and block her for a few days.

 

I'll remind you to unblock her, don't want her thinking you hate her, do we?

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Haha, knowing me, I'd forget to unblock.

 

 

 

I'll leave it til she's on next, say I have to go, and block her for a few days.

 

I'll remind you to unblock her, don't want her thinking you hate her, do we?

 

 

 

or do we :geek:

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Haha, knowing me, I'd forget to unblock.

 

 

 

I'll leave it til she's on next, say I have to go, and block her for a few days.

 

I'll remind you to unblock her, don't want her thinking you hate her, do we?

 

 

 

or do we :geek:

 

If Sword wanted her to hate him, or did care if she did he would have blocked the [bleep] ages ago.

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Well this might be a little more medical but it pertains to my relationship so here goes.

 

 

 

My girlfriend is a biter...a major one. Now, my lip is severely cracked, I have several canker sores in my mouth, and my lip has been swollen for 2 days.

 

Now, how can I cure these things quickly without having to go to the doctor every week?

 

 

 

Oh, and making her stop is not an option 8-) .

 

Is that what you were thinking about when you asked if it not enjoying make-outs was odd?

 

Rinse your mouth with salt water. do it a while before brushing your teeth so that your mouth doesn't smell/taste bad.

 

 

 

No, it wasn't.

 

 

 

Anyways, I have another semi-medical question.

 

 

 

How do I get rid of hickys? :uhh:

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Oh dear lord.

 

 

 

 

 

Well this might be a little more medical but it pertains to my relationship so here goes.

 

 

 

My girlfriend is a biter...a major one. Now, my lip is severely cracked, I have several canker sores in my mouth, and my lip has been swollen for 2 days.

 

Now, how can I cure these things quickly without having to go to the doctor every week?

 

 

 

Oh, and making her stop is not an option 8-) .

 

Is that what you were thinking about when you asked if it not enjoying make-outs was odd?

 

Rinse your mouth with salt water. do it a while before brushing your teeth so that your mouth doesn't smell/taste bad.

 

 

 

No, it wasn't.

 

 

 

Anyways, I have another semi-medical question.

 

 

 

How do I get rid of hickys? :uhh:

 

Dude, you have a very violent girlfriend. :lol:.

 

As for the bitings, ice/lip balm. I wouldn't recommend the salt though, cause that will hurt like a [bleep]. But seeing as you seem to like pain...maybe you should do it, idk. Hickey's depending on their size are hard to cover. It sounds queer, but use make up. Cover up make up actually works pretty decent for small ones. for large ones, I suggest large collared shirts.

 

 

 

Hey guys, it's been a while since I've been on. Here's a good one for ya.

 

 

 

I've liked this girl for a while and we were texting back and forth today after school (our last day). So anyway, we were talking and I stopped replying because we hit a dead end in the conversation. A few minutes later I get a text from her. It said "wanna go out?" Freaking out I replied, spilling the info that I liked her for a while and that I'd love to. Yeah, "funny" thing is, she replied saying sorry. It was her nephew that sent the last one... fml.

 

 

 

Facepalm. You're [bleep] screwed. Hope it hasn't caused you too much pain. I literally slammed my head into my desk after reading that. On the bright side, it makes a funny story for later.

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Hey guys, it's been a while since I've been on. Here's a good one for ya.

 

 

 

I've liked this girl for a while and we were texting back and forth today after school (our last day). So anyway, we were talking and I stopped replying because we hit a dead end in the conversation. A few minutes later I get a text from her. It said "wanna go out?" Freaking out I replied, spilling the info that I liked her for a while and that I'd love to. Yeah, "funny" thing is, she replied saying sorry. It was her nephew that sent the last one... fml.

 

 

 

Facepalm. You're [bleep] screwed. Hope it hasn't caused you too much pain. I literally slammed my head into my desk after reading that. On the bright side, it makes a funny story for later.

 

Hah, yeah. My stomach did that "Oshi-" feeling. You got pwned. :thumbdown:

 

 

 

But why did you say that you liked her? Isn't it more logical to slowly hint it out while hanging out?

 

Chances are, if that was her and not her nephew (hypothetically speaking, of course, since it was her nephew) she only wanted to hang out as friends.

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