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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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There's this pretty freshman girl that sits in the back of the classroom in Geography. I'm gonna try and get to know her on Monday. I will post updates!

 

Break a heel. ;)

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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  • Okay so I'm pretty confident at least 2 of you remember me and maybe .5 of you remember how my last post went. To recap, I went on the first date of my life and then a second one that went poorly.   T

There's this pretty freshman girl that sits in the back of the classroom in Geography. I'm gonna try and get to know her on Monday. I will post updates!

 

 

 

Do work! Don't be over zealous just be casual ;)

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here's my advice. If you want a girlfriend, do the following:

 

 

 

1. stop getting on the computer every day.

 

 

 

2. Get a social life.

 

 

 

3. Stop playing runescape.

 

 

 

OR

 

 

 

4. Find a chick who plays runescape your age (good luck trying to get them to admit it openly)

 

 

 

5. Stop reading this post and get a social life!

 

 

 

Thats enough for anybody. Oh, and don't be a [kitty]; ask her out dammit!

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There's a guy that calls himself "nerdboy" telling me to get a social life.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

here's my advice. If you want a girlfriend, do the following:

 

 

1. stop getting on the computer every day. I do that, and still manage to get girls

 

 

 

2. Get a social life. I'm pretty sure everyone on here has a social life of some sort.

 

 

 

3. Stop playing runescape. Not necessary, just limit it

 

 

 

 

All you need to do is have a good attitude, and have lots of friends.

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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here's my advice. If you want a girlfriend, do the following:

 

 

 

1. stop getting on the computer every day.

 

You'd be hard pressed to find a teenager in the western world who doesn't.

 

2. Get a social life.

 

Is this because we get on the computer? Playing a social game...

 

3. Stop playing runescape.

 

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OR

 

 

 

4. Find a chick who plays runescape your age (good luck trying to get them to admit it openly)

 

One of my friends married one of his longtime Halo friends

 

5. Stop reading this post and get a social life!

 

Troll

 

Thats enough for anybody. Oh, and don't be a [kitty]; ask her out dammit!

here's my advice. If you want a girlfriend, do the following:

 

 

 

1. stop getting on the computer every day.

 

 

 

2. Get a social life.

 

 

 

3. Stop playing runescape.

 

 

 

OR

 

 

 

4. Find a chick who plays runescape your age (good luck trying to get them to admit it openly)

 

 

 

5. Stop reading this post and get a social life!

 

 

 

Thats enough for anybody. Oh, and don't be a [kitty]; ask her out dammit!

 

 

 

Sad... :roll: Get a life and stop trolling forums, that might work for you... oh and find a sense of humour that makes people laugh rather than want to punch you in the face.

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I told you I'd keep you updated, so to continue from pages 170/171...

 

 

 

I talked to a friend of hers..who was willing to help and told me what (can't remember letter I used) A said about it. Seeing as her schedule is very full, I merely sent an email explain that I was trying to fix all that stuff. I asked her friend to read over it to make sure it was ok, corrected it twice...then sent it

 

 

 

No reply

 

 

 

Waited a week, no reply

 

 

 

She's gone to Portugal so that might explain it though

 

 

 

Email sent below:

 

[hide=]Decided just to put a summary. Apologised if I seemed obsessive, stalkerish etc. Told her I'd been trying to pull it away from being text-based. Wished her good luck for her holiday. Apologised for anything wrong I said, pointed out I have 0 experience in these matters[/hide]

 

 

 

There were a few emoticons seeing as that is supposedly "how to get through to her"

 

I wouldn't have e-mailed an apology/explanation. These things are better done face-to-face.

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I told you I'd keep you updated, so to continue from pages 170/171...

 

 

 

I talked to a friend of hers..who was willing to help and told me what (can't remember letter I used) A said about it. Seeing as her schedule is very full, I merely sent an email explain that I was trying to fix all that stuff. I asked her friend to read over it to make sure it was ok, corrected it twice...then sent it

 

 

 

No reply

 

 

 

Waited a week, no reply

 

 

 

She's gone to Portugal so that might explain it though

 

 

 

Email sent below:

 

[hide=]Decided just to put a summary. Apologised if I seemed obsessive, stalkerish etc. Told her I'd been trying to pull it away from being text-based. Wished her good luck for her holiday. Apologised for anything wrong I said, pointed out I have 0 experience in these matters[/hide]

 

 

 

There were a few emoticons seeing as that is supposedly "how to get through to her"

 

I wouldn't have e-mailed an apology/explanation. These things are better done face-to-face.

 

 

 

I assure you, I would have preferred to do that, but unfortunately as I said she's usually way too busy. So her friend told me I should just email her, I dunno why though

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Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

here's my advice. If you want a girlfriend, do the following:

 

 

 

1. stop getting on the computer every day.

 

 

 

2. Get a social life.

 

 

 

3. Stop playing runescape.

 

 

 

OR

 

 

 

4. Find a chick who plays runescape your age (good luck trying to get them to admit it openly)

 

 

 

5. Stop reading this post and get a social life!

 

 

 

Thats enough for anybody. Oh, and don't be a [kitty]; ask her out dammit!

 

...And you must be the awesome guy who gets ladies with his manliness.

 

 

 

Warning: Above post may contain dangerous amounts of sarcasm. Read with caution.

Stop feeding the god damn troll. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. Rules of the internet, people.

 

 

 

Ouchy S's counter argument nailed it though. And I particularlly like Knotch's comment. That'd be awesome to marry your Halo buddy. That's like every gamer's fantasy.

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While his post was a bit trollish, he does make a good point. Staying on the computer all day won't get you a girlfriend. Unless of course, that time is spent instant messaging/e-mailing and only because you couldn't meet face to face/call her :P

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However it assumes that everyone here spends their entire life on computers, and that's pretty much the key element we're objecting to. I'm pretty much only on these forums now if I'm talking to people on MSN at the same time and otherwise I'm out doing stuff every day, but I still have time to post here even WITH a life!! :shock: ... :roll: Get the idea?

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Avoiding the Trolling over the past page, I actully have a dilema.

 

 

 

My ex, who i'll call a friend since we stopped dating years back, recently got out of a fairly crap relationship. Her (Now Ex) boyfriend started taking up weed and steriods amongst other things so you can see what could have happened. anyway, she's got the impression that ALL boys only care about sex and dont care about relationships. Im not planing on dating her because I know it wouldn't work but what im trying to do is to cheer her up more, not focus on relationships and to also get her to know not all guys are what she feels they are.

 

 

 

(This question is mostly aimed for the female viewers), how would I convince her so, and to cheer her up.

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Avoiding the Trolling over the past page, I actully have a dilema.

 

 

 

My ex, who i'll call a friend since we stopped dating years back, recently got out of a fairly crap relationship. Her (Now Ex) boyfriend started taking up weed and steriods amongst other things so you can see what could have happened. anyway, she's got the impression that ALL boys only care about sex and dont care about relationships. Im not planing on dating her because I know it wouldn't work but what im trying to do is to cheer her up more, not focus on relationships and to also get her to know not all guys are what she feels they are.

 

 

 

(This question is mostly aimed for the female viewers), how would I convince her so, and to cheer her up.

 

 

 

Logic won't work, appeal to her emotions. Take her out and have some fun.

Avoiding the Trolling over the past page, I actully have a dilema.

 

 

 

My ex, who i'll call a friend since we stopped dating years back, recently got out of a fairly crap relationship. Her (Now Ex) boyfriend started taking up weed and steriods amongst other things so you can see what could have happened. anyway, she's got the impression that ALL boys only care about sex and dont care about relationships. Im not planing on dating her because I know it wouldn't work but what im trying to do is to cheer her up more, not focus on relationships and to also get her to know not all guys are what she feels they are.

 

 

 

(This question is mostly aimed for the female viewers), how would I convince her so, and to cheer her up.

 

 

 

Take her out and have some fun.

 

 

 

I was thinking that too, but how good friends are you with her? Will she be OK with you taking her out without thinking that you mean it as a date or anything? If she is then that's great, you should go "towning" with a group of friends preferably and just have fun.

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Thanks to Quarra for the awesome sig!

Xbox360 Gamertag = Tintin113

That however could throw a spanner in the works, im old enough to go out drinking, but she's still got a few more monts until she's legally able to go out.

Popoto.~<3

That however could throw a spanner in the works, im old enough to go out drinking, but she's still got a few more monts until she's legally able to go out.

 

 

 

Don't have to drink to have a good time...

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Thanks to Quarra for the awesome sig!

Xbox360 Gamertag = Tintin113

Except the only thing things that are open around 9-10pm are clubs. :|

Popoto.~<3

Except the only thing things that are open around 9-10pm are clubs. :|

 

A nice game of Monopoly?

There's nothing quite like dancing...

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

There's this pretty freshman girl that sits in the back of the classroom in Geography. I'm gonna try and get to know her on Monday. I will post updates!

 

 

 

Still in school? #-o

 

 

 

Go get em anyways, tiger! (lol)

 

 

 

Summer school, man. ::'

Except the only thing things that are open around 9-10pm are clubs. :|

 

 

 

Hang out at your's/her's/friend's or go somewhere during the day.

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