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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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Sorry, i realized after I posted that the question was yours to begin with, making my comment fairly useless.

 

Uhmm...

 

My other gifts to my girlfriend that I was head-over heels for were...

DVD of the movie from our first date [+1 to movie first dates btw guys]

photo albums of us together

poems

socks [she loved socks for some reason]

jewelry

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I dunno just random arse stuff that she loved. She was quirky as hell, so some of these things were kind of weird, but she loved it just the same so...to each his/her own.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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  • Obviously you ask her to come with you. Drive with her to the steepest mountain. Put her in the backpack and spend a week climbing the mountain. You will drink the rain and you will eat like a bear. B

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  • Okay so I'm pretty confident at least 2 of you remember me and maybe .5 of you remember how my last post went. To recap, I went on the first date of my life and then a second one that went poorly.   T

Rob, i'd save a few of those ideas - Christmas is coming up, and they'll make good gifts.

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I need to find a post I made about half a year ago, but that girl that was in a relationship with another? She's single now, so this should be interesting. Or so I hope.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

Big Problem here.

 

 

 

I like this girl. This girl just happens to be going out with my best friend. However, she doesn't really like the relationship and texted me that she is thinking about dumping him. Sadly, my second best friend also likes her. I want to go out with her, but I don't want to stab anyone in the back.

 

 

 

Help please? I can talk to her and stuff fine, and if she wasn't dating anyone I would be going out with her right now.

I hooked up with this girl (who hasn't dated any of my friends in 8 months now, if you were wondering) last night :thumbup: it was awesome. Only took me a year and nine months to accomplish, lol. Worth the wait.

 

Well done, slow and steady wins the race.

 

Though watch the trolls marching in.

 

Actually, I was about to congratulate him, and any of the regulars ITT probably will. I don't think you picked up on the 8 month difference. Also, learn what trolling is.

 

I did pick up on the 8 month difference, saying mine was a good year +...

Pm'd.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Homecoming date with the jailbait on Friday \:D/

 

pretty stoked.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Homecoming date with the jailbait on Friday \:D/

 

pretty stoked.

 

Oh lovely name, I wonder how you get laid with that attitude. :mellow:

Popoto.~<3

ew :/

Very ew.

 

Wait, I'm jaiilbait. I don't like high school girls. Wait again! I just do foreplay, it's all good.

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Hey guys!

 

I was thinking of making a Christmas card for my girlfriend, although I'm stuck what to put on it - I'm good at art but I have no inspiration!

 

Do you guys have any suggestions?

 

Also, it's 4 months today that I've been with her =D

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Write a letter instead of just a short card. Although if you can fold it into something awesome that she can unfold, that would be really cool.

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That's a really good idea, cheers Lent.

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Been with my girl for 18 months, but I don't know what to get her for christmas. I used my mean gift ideas last christmas.

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1. Cut a hole in a box.

 

Take her on the greatest date of her life! I can help with ideas there, too. But I'd need to know more about her. And you.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

Give me a PM asking me what you need to now, and I'll give you the info. Because I don't care if you aren't some incredibly well-dressing 15 year old and instead am some internet pedo.

 

I await your PM.

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That's how he gets laid.

 

Now, Now don't be spreading falsehood in my name. I haven't done anything with the under-aged girl who I've jokingly nicknamed "jailbait" to those I talk to that she doesn't. While I have had relations with a girl under the age of 18, I also was under the age of 18 so...it was legal. That's one law I haven't broken yet. I'd like to not get slapped with a sex offender charge thank y'very much

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

1. Cut a hole in a box.

 

Take her on the greatest date of her life! I can help with ideas there, too. But I'd need to know more about her. And you.

 

trolololol

 

I see what you did there :razz:

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Well...is it her time of the month?

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Is this entirely new behavior? Just happened all of a sudden? Think of any possible causes. Ask her friends. If any of them like you, they'll let you know what's up.

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I'm sure that conversation wouldn't go well, so I won't ask her.

 

Why not? It's always best to know so you don't end up making your girl flip out.

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