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um re some achievement u get for fail level. i think it in the simpsons game. it give you 0 point so it just pointless and why it even there lol?

 

There's some like that in GH:A. Failing 4 co-op songs, losing a face-off match, failing a co-op song past 95%, and I think failing a Pro face-off match. All give at least 5, one of them gives 15 GS. It's really weird.

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Bluejay...

 

 

 

Bleep bloop

 

 

 

(this is not spam He knows what I am talking about...)

 

 

 

Actually no, I don't.

 

 

 

 

 

Uh, RvB...the one about stupid achievements that oddly enough came out a day before this topic did...you know, caboose kept getting achievements for saying bleep bloop...

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Bluejay...

 

 

 

Bleep bloop

 

 

 

(this is not spam He knows what I am talking about...)

 

 

 

Actually no, I don't.

 

 

 

 

 

Uh, RvB...the one about stupid achievements that oddly enough came out a day before this topic did...you know, caboose kept getting achievements for saying bleep bloop...

 

 

 

HAHA Yea, That was Pro.

 

Caboose "Bleep Bloop, Bleep Bloop, Bleep Bloop..."

 

Achievement Unlocked "Bleep Bloop."

 

God, that was better than this weeks episode.

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Pointless achievement- Soul Calibur 4

 

Title is something like "Artist in the Making". You get it for editing one of the main characters. Considering there's another for actually making a custom character... Also an achievement for beating Yoda's story on 360.

 

 

 

Yoda's story on hard was actually kind of annoying for me, especially Astaroth.

 

 

 

THIS one is stupid:

 

Numeric God 20GP

 

Measure the two passages of time and win.

 

 

 

What?!

 

 

 

Yeah, Numeric God is possibly the most ridiculously difficult achievement to get ever, you have to win a match and the last two digits of the total play time, and the last two digits of the time remaining in the match are exactly the same

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Then there's "Flushed" in Half Life 2 for killing an enemy with a toilet :lol: .As far as I know, there's only 2 opportunities to get it, though; one in Nova Prospekt, there's a bathroom and a headcrab in there, and then in Ravenholm if you grab the toilet in the junkyard where you get the gravity gun.

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:lol: My brother went onto Need for Speed Pro Street and got some 0pts achievements. One was for catching a drift virus(odd thing was he wasn't on for about 3 months so I thought it was for not playing) and another for catching all 3 viruses.

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Pointless achievement- Soul Calibur 4

 

Title is something like "Artist in the Making". You get it for editing one of the main characters. Considering there's another for actually making a custom character... Also an achievement for beating Yoda's story on 360.

 

 

 

Yoda's story on hard was actually kind of annoying for me, especially Astaroth.

 

 

 

THIS one is stupid:

 

Numeric God 20GP

 

Measure the two passages of time and win.

 

 

 

What?!

 

 

 

Yeah, Numeric God is possibly the most ridiculously difficult achievement to get ever, you have to win a match and the last two digits of the total play time, and the last two digits of the time remaining in the match are exactly the same

 

 

 

You eventually get it without realising.

 

 

 

I was going through my honours and noticed that.

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Speaking of Soul Calibur...

 

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- First when you load up your game, watch the video at the beginning, do

 

not skip it, don't skip anything until the main menu comes up that tells

 

you to press start and then this should unlock.

 

Someone was saying something of an achievement where you put the game in the system? This is it.

 

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Prestige modes in CoD4. some may say its a great status symbol, but the last thing I'm going to do in a heated battle where I have bullets coming at me from all angles is look at someone's status symbol and sit there in awe of them. especially because prestige gives no benefits besides the occasional worshipper.

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Prestige modes in CoD4. some may say its a great status symbol, but the last thing I'm going to do in a heated battle where I have bullets coming at me from all angles is look at someone's status symbol and sit there in awe of them. especially because prestige gives no benefits besides the occasional worshipper.

 

 

 

That and the chance to get gold guns... WHICH YOU CAN GET WITHOUT PRESTIGE... Some don't get that.

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Half Life 2's Zombie Chopper. Going through Ravenholm using only the gravity gun. Easy, but really the only point of it was to get you to use the grav gun because let's face it, against zombies is the only real application. It's kind of frustrating, though, having to run through an area trying to find a weapon while a fast zombie is chewing on your trachea.

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Half Life 2's Zombie Chopper. Going through Ravenholm using only the gravity gun. Easy, but really the only point of it was to get you to use the grav gun because let's face it, against zombies is the only real application. It's kind of frustrating, though, having to run through an area trying to find a weapon while a fast zombie is chewing on your trachea.

 

 

 

BRAINS..! :lol: Though, I do like launching random junk at zombies :mrgreen:

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Half Life 2's Zombie Chopper. Going through Ravenholm using only the gravity gun. Easy, but really the only point of it was to get you to use the grav gun because let's face it, against zombies is the only real application. It's kind of frustrating, though, having to run through an area trying to find a weapon while a fast zombie is chewing on your trachea.

 

 

 

BRAINS..! :lol: Though, I do like launching random junk at zombies :mrgreen:

 

I hated using random objects, since so many did little more than piss them off more and eat your face harder. Like wood splinters and those flour things. I used the sawblade as much as I could. Insta-kill. Sometimes Killtacular. :D

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Half Life 2's Zombie Chopper. Going through Ravenholm using only the gravity gun. Easy, but really the only point of it was to get you to use the grav gun because let's face it, against zombies is the only real application. It's kind of frustrating, though, having to run through an area trying to find a weapon while a fast zombie is chewing on your trachea.

 

 

 

BRAINS..! :lol: Though, I do like launching random junk at zombies :mrgreen:

 

I hated using random objects, since so many did little more than piss them off more and eat your face harder. Like wood splinters and those flour things. I used the sawblade as much as I could. Insta-kill. Sometimes Killtacular. :D

 

 

 

Sawblade :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: /5

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Half Life 2's Zombie Chopper. Going through Ravenholm using only the gravity gun. Easy, but really the only point of it was to get you to use the grav gun because let's face it, against zombies is the only real application. It's kind of frustrating, though, having to run through an area trying to find a weapon while a fast zombie is chewing on your trachea.

 

 

 

BRAINS..! :lol: Though, I do like launching random junk at zombies :mrgreen:

 

I hated using random objects, since so many did little more than piss them off more and eat your face harder. Like wood splinters and those flour things. I used the sawblade as much as I could. Insta-kill. Sometimes Killtacular. :D

 

 

 

Sawblade :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: /5

 

 

 

You can also throw stuff like chairs, and the sawblade alone made it my favorite all-time weapon. Also, at the endgame, it gets even better. You can start throwing PEOPLE around, or zap them with the gun.

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Prestige modes in CoD4. some may say its a great status symbol, but the last thing I'm going to do in a heated battle where I have bullets coming at me from all angles is look at someone's status symbol and sit there in awe of them. especially because prestige gives no benefits besides the occasional worshipper.

 

 

 

well to me it proves that you don't need your big fancy perks and weapons to kill

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Prestige modes in CoD4. some may say its a great status symbol, but the last thing I'm going to do in a heated battle where I have bullets coming at me from all angles is look at someone's status symbol and sit there in awe of them. especially because prestige gives no benefits besides the occasional worshipper.

 

 

 

well to me it proves that you don't need your big fancy perks and weapons to kill

 

 

 

Well, thats what I use the leaderboards for. You can get to 10 prestige/55 without skill, but the real thing is the Score leaderboards. In fact, there are a couple no Prestigers in the top 100.

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You can also throw stuff like chairs, and the sawblade alone made it my favorite all-time weapon. Also, at the endgame, it gets even better. You can start throwing PEOPLE around, or zap them with the gun.

 

And those energy balls. I never could kill 5 at once with one of those, though....

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In KoL,you get an achievement for proving yourself literate,in a really easy test =D.

 

 

 

Also,you get a trophy for stupid things,like releasing Chaos Butterflies.Funny game though...

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