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3 hours to christmas,so everyone have good one.Its weird since usually my Asian ness makes me get christmas before you [bleep]ers.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

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I gave my mum a $20 iTunes card, got my dad an Eagle's CD which has only 1 song that he already has, got one sister 27 Dresses as I heard her talking about a few times recently, and I got my other sister a CD, can't remember who the artist is, but it's called Carnival....

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Ah, it's been Christmas here for 4 hours (I should go sleep...)

 

Merry Christmas. (or whatever else you celebrate in this period.)

 

 

 

I got a PS3 from my parents :D

 

 

 

I gave them a Senseo back. (For the uninformed: Senseo is a coffeemachine by Philips, which makes your coffee/tea/hot chocolate quickly and easily)

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2 hours left, just got back from my church's Christmas Eve service.

 

I burned a ton of CDs for my friends (and my sister). Some were "TSO Awesomeness," some were simply good songs...Call me cheap, but I have no source of income and my friends don't know the definition of a good song. ;)

 

I don't know what I'm getting/doing for my parents yet, probably not much other than helping throughout the day.

 

Merry Christmas/Happy holidays.

 

(As for me? I've already wasted enough of my family's money this year, I've promised not to spend any more. Though my friends were awesome enough to get me ~$80 for my birthday, so I'm buying a few games)

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

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Merry Christmas Tip.it!

 

 

 

I got my Brother Southpark Season 4, and Pulp Fiction.

 

Sister got two CD's which of the people I have never heard of

 

My mom got some clinque make-up thingy, $50 gift card to Macy's and $25 gift card to Bed, Bath and beyond.

 

 

 

 

 

PS: Stay out of the beyond section!

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Ah, it's been Christmas here for 4 hours (I should go sleep...)

 

Merry Christmas. (or whatever else you celebrate in this period.)

 

 

 

I was thinking that, so I just played games on my phone till I couldn't see the screen, then what felt like 30 seconds later my sister woke me up. (probably was 30 seconds I have been yawning all day and it is 2:30 pm, grandparents arrive in 30 mins)

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They're hanging their stockings! Tomorrow is Christmas, it's practically here! I MUST find a way to stop Christmas from coming! For fifty-three years, I've put up with it now. I MUST stop this Christmas from coming!...But HOW?!

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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They're hanging their stockings! Tomorrow is Christmas, it's practically here! I MUST find a way to stop Christmas from coming! For fifty-three years, I've put up with it now. I MUST stop this Christmas from coming!...But HOW?!

 

youre 53? O_O

 

i thought you were like..12. but not 12. more like 16.

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PS: Stay out of the beyond section!

 

 

 

:lol:

 

 

 

Still Christmas Eve here, just got back from a family party. Got a few small things, and my cousins braided my hair.

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They're hanging their stockings! Tomorrow is Christmas, it's practically here! I MUST find a way to stop Christmas from coming! For fifty-three years, I've put up with it now. I MUST stop this Christmas from coming!...But HOW?!

 

You're a mean one, Mr. Lenin.

 

You really are a heel.

 

You're as cuddly as a cactus,

 

You're as charming as an eel.

 

Mr. Lenin.

 

 

 

 

 

You're a bad banana

 

With a greasy black peel.

 

 

 

 

 

You're a monster, Mr. Lenin.

 

Your heart's an empty hole.

 

Your brain is full of spiders,

 

You've got garlic in your soul.

 

Mr. Lenin.

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't touch you, with a

 

thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

 

 

 

 

 

You're a vile one, Mr. Lenin.

 

You have termites in your smile.

 

You have all the tender sweetness

 

Of a seasick crocodile.

 

Mr. Lenin.

 

 

 

 

 

Given the choice between the two of you

 

I'd take the seasick crockodile.

 

 

 

 

 

You're a foul one, Mr. Lenin.

 

You're a nasty, wasty skunk.

 

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

 

Your soul is full of gunk.

 

Mr. Lenin.

 

 

 

 

 

The three words that best describe you,

 

are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

 

 

 

 

 

You're a rotter, Mr. Lenin.

 

You're the king of sinful sots.

 

Your heart's a dead tomato splot

 

With moldy purple spots,

 

Mr. Lenin.

 

 

 

 

 

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing

 

with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable

 

rubbish imaginable,

 

Mangled up in tangled up knots.

 

 

 

 

 

You nauseate me, Mr. Lenin.

 

With a nauseaus super-naus.

 

You're a crooked jerky jockey

 

And you drive a crooked horse.

 

Mr. Lenin.

 

 

 

 

 

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool

 

sandwich

 

With arsenic sauce.

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Most awesome gifts I gave this year:

 

This shirt for a friend :lol:

 

and this poster for another friend.

 

 

 

I'm hoping for a gtx 280 or a camera. (maybe both emotqhc4.png)

 

 

 

Also: DOCTOR WHO TOMORROW!!! (I'm going to be sitting here waiting for a torrent while UK people try to give me spoilers, bah :| )

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Merry Christmas to all off-topic'ers!! Hope you got what you wished for :)

 

 

 

For my dad, I got some Neil Young CDs. For my brother, I got the 11th season DVD of the Simpsons, and Mama-Mia for my mom. :D I'm just glad there's going to be millions of people at my house come tomorrow morning, I love family get-togethers.

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Research please... Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus being born. His actual birth date is usually agreed by biblical scholars to be anywhere from May to September, not in the middle of winter. A lot of non-christians have christmas festivities, and have had since pagan times.

 

True, that's just why I don't celebrate Christmas. But to everyone who does, have a good one. :D

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AND I WAS LIKE BAM DRUNKENNESS. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM AUSTRALIA, SEVERAL HOURS LATE.

 

 

 

P.S - CAPS DISPLAY MY DELIGHT.

 

FUNNNN

 

 

 

CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

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