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The Godsword should be the most powerful weapon hands-down.

 

To upgrade a Godsword, you must go through a very lengthy (but rewarding!) process of reinforcing, blessing, and purifying it.

 

 

 

The Process:

 

 

 

1: Reinforcement

 

You will first need an advancement piece. You get this advancement piece as a drop from spiritual followers of the god you wish to upgrade's sword. The advancement piece is actually made from three semi-rare components (1 out of 500) (one from a mage, one from a ranger, one from a warrior) and the advancement piece requires 75-90 Crafting to put together and must be repaired underneath the enormous volcano in the Wilderness. To enter that volcano you must build wall and ceiling supports that require 75-90 Construction (think back to TokTz-Ket-Dill).

 

To be eligible to receive the components of the advancement piece in the first place, you must already have all of the required levels to use it, a Godsword of that god in your inventory, and a MAXED kill count (4,000) for that god.

 

To add the completed advancement piece you must have 75-90 Smithing and use a Blast Fusion Hammer at a new ancient anvil located at a cave at the top of the Ice Path which requires 75-90 Agility to reach (from Desert Treasure). For this part you need to whittle a special one-use batista (large ground-mounted crossbow) which requires 75-90 Fletching from the trunk of an Abyssal Tree that requires 75-90 Farming to plant (seed dropped by higher-level Slayer Monsters) and 75-90 Woodcutting to chop down (using an Inferno Adze). The batista requires 75-90 Ranged to fire.

 

2: Blessing

 

The next step will be blessing the [god] Godsword (U). To do so, you will have to travel to a place unlikely to hold such a holy being: the Swamp of Poison Waste!

 

Traveling to the center on foot would be impossible, so you must use 75-90 Magic to create a trapbox with which to catch (using 75-90 Hunter) a Mud Wallasalkie, after you've baited it with blowfish (caught using 75-90 Fishing in the underwater area below Dragontooth Island and cooked underneith the Cooking Guild on a new master range requiring 75-90 Cooking).

 

Once you arrive at the center you walk up a large flight of stairs into the clouds (that only appears if you wear a Ring of Visibility).

 

At the top you meet Avatar of the Gods who absorbs 75-90 of your Prayer points to bless your [god] Godsword (U) and then reminisces about the Third Age.

 

3: Purification

 

The final step to completing your Super [god] Godsword is purification of your [god] Godsword (B)(U).

 

You must summon your god! To do this, you must create an altar (75-90 Runecraft) from Supercharged Essence (mined with 75-90 Mining from behind a secret passage in the Mage Arena staff room that requires 75-90 Thieving to hack into) and burn incense (dropped by Salarin's older brother, Slayerin, who you must use all three current God Spells to kill in the Blood Altar) using 75-90 Herblore. Once you've burned the incense, your god will teleport you into a special room in front of him and put you through a unique test after draining 75-90 Summoning points.

 

• Armadyl: You must answer math questions about physics including flight and trajectory.
   
  Bandos: You must run around and not get smashed by him until he gets bored.
   
  Saradomin: you must answer questions about lore and morality.
   
  Zamorak: You must answer questions about lore and cruelty.

 

Each wrong answer or move will result in your Hitpoints being reduced.

 

If you pass the god's test you will be rewarded with death and respawn at your spawn point wielding your Super [god] Godsword.

 

 

 

The Rewards:

 

 

 

1: The Super [god] Godsword

 

Requirements:

 

75-90 Attack

 

75-90 Strength

 

75-90 Defense

 

Speed: 6 or 7 bars

 

Stats: I'm no good at calculations like these so I'll just say double what they are now, as well as mirroring attack stats onto all defensive stats.

 

Looks:

 

• Armadyl: The original sword with wind whisping off of it in a very noticeable manner.
   
  Bandos: The original sword with yellowish energy pulsating around it in a very noticeable manner.
   
  Saradomin: The original sword with electricity clinging to it in a very noticeable manner.
   
  Zamorak: The original sword with a shadowy fire-like wave flowing off it in a very noticeable manner.

 

Abilities: Negate all monster abilities (dragonfire, icebreath, piercing sounds, etc.), disperses salt, freezing, large stone hammers, fishing explosives, etc., all attacks hit 10 spaces forward from wielder and 5-11 spaces to the sides in multicombat zones (can be partially blocked by walls), counts as a lightsource and facemask, disassembles normal Godswords.

 

Special Attacks:

 

• Armadyl's Final Judgement: One square usage per attack, hits 50% higher and creates wind currents which continue to damage targets with Ranged attacks within the blast radius.
   
  Bandos' Overwhelming Strength: Two square usage per attack, hits 35% higher and creates faltlines on which targets can fall into the ground, with chance increased depending on their weight, as well as crippling stats based on hits.
   
  Saradomin's Everlasting Justice: One square usage per attack, heals wearer to full health and at least 50% of Prayer and Summoning points per 30 damage dealt, while also creating electrified spots on the ground that can drain health and running energy rapidly.
   
  Zamorak's Almighty Vindication: One square usage per attack, clouds the affected's screen with darkness, causing difficulty to tell between friends and foes, causes the affected to change targets randomly, destroys food and potions, severely reduces Prayer, freezes in place for 40 seconds, and covers the ground in spreading flames that poison foes for high recurring damage.

 

All special attacks should have cutscene-worthy animations and cinematic sounds.

 

2: Experience

 

You receive 500k experience in each skill when you talk to that skill's master or the Wise Old Man (if you have max Quest Points).

500k xp in EVERY SKILL?? Godswords TWICE as powerful, can stop dragons from breathing fire, and hit ten spaces away??

 

That's waay overpowered, no matter how hard this miniquest might be.

 

 

 

:thumbdown:

Yes, let's just forget that ranged and magic even exist and give melee more overpowered weapons. I also love how I could get level 66 in all skills with the exp rewards. Support.

Wow.

 

So a maxed out player can 1 hit anything and everything and get over 13M xp from doing this trashy miniquest?

 

Seems like you needed to find a use for ever skill in a way that made no sense whatsoever.

 

75-90?

 

Pick a damn level.

 

Many people can get 75 in all skills.

 

This looks like a collection of overpowered ideas to make an already overpowered weapon better. Hitting 75s on players isnt enough? Sure, lets quadruple the damage to remove any doubt of a KO.

When I hear Godsword, I think of a weapon that might truly be used by GODS.

 

If the Godsword was already overpowered then no one would bother comparing it to the Abyssal Whip or any other weapon for that matter.

 

If you need level 90+ in every skill just to start this miniquest, 500k XP isn't as generous as it sounds.

 

All skills have a use, so Magic and Ranged aren't forgotten.

 

I made sensible uses for all skills in this suggestion.

 

This suggestion is HIGH-LEVELED CONTENT that will probably never happen.

I guess the idea in general is ok, but it's mostly overpowered.

 

 

 

I mean, DOUBLE THE STATS OF GODSWORDS?! AND ADDED TO DEFENCE TOO?! lol, if it wasn't funny it'd be sad!

 

 

 

Also, these specials are WAY too overpowered, especialy the ZGS 1.

 

 

 

The way the swords would appear like is nice though.

The point was to make them godlike, which can't be done without making them overpowered. I'm glad you at least kind-of got that it was a joke.

When I hear Godsword, I think of a weapon that might truly be used by GODS.

 

If the Godsword was already overpowered then no one would bother comparing it to the Abyssal Whip or any other weapon for that matter.

 

If you need level 90+ in every skill just to start this miniquest, 500k XP isn't as generous as it sounds.

 

All skills have a use, so Magic and Ranged aren't forgotten.

 

I made sensible uses for all skills in this suggestion.

 

This suggestion is HIGH-LEVELED CONTENT that will probably never happen.

 

LOL! So wrong!

 

 

 

500K exp, on level 98, is almost half the exp needed to level up.

 

 

 

Magic and Ranged are forgotten in the way that there aren't enough weapons, or armor for those parts of the Combat triangle.

 

 

 

And this 'HIGH-LEVELED CONTENT' of yours, that will 'probably never happen', will most probably happen, and a lot more than you think!

 

 

 

Even though the skills required are quite high, people will be motivated to get those weapons, and will work hard, eventualy these improved godswords will become semi-common.

By probably never happen I meant it won't actually be introduced; I'm not saying that people wouldn't do it if it was introduced.

This is obviously a joke topic, and it is only semi-amusing. The steps are over complicated and confusing . The reward would be rather overpowered, and twelve million xp is a ridiculous amount for merely upgrading a sword.

Abyss means hell.

 

Hell is a place of raw demonic power.

 

Do you see abyssal whips belting triple digit hits?

wow...stupid....stupid, STUPID, SO STUPID I CAN'T ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND IT.

 

a person with maxed stats, with any one of those in PvP could probably hit 150-200?

 

nice balancing of stats there.

 

no matter how hard a miniquest is, that is just plain stupid.

 

your suggestion is ridiculously overpowered and unbalanced in almost every aspect.

 

STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID....

 

 

 

EDIT: It would seem i didn't get the joke :wall:

 

leaving the post there for lols anyways

Good job all of those not getting it; I wasn't being serious about this. An update like this will obviously never be implemented. This was a JOKE. I was satirizing people asking for high-leveled content and that Godswords are really just like any other weapon, and not altogether godlike.

 

 

 

 

Why even post it then?

 

The internet is serious business, you should know this by now.

 

Good job spending too much time to satirize something that barely exists, and nobody cares about. :thumbup:

 

 

 

It wasn't very funny, and definitely doesn't belong here.

lol i actually got a kick out of reading this. but yea someone was right in saying this might actually happen. look at the new ancient armours. using them right will get you a kill in around 2-3 hits. in about a year i bet either stronger armour will come out to balance this or jagex will totally ruin runescape and make a slightly stronger weap that probably will 1 hit someone easier then dharoks. Hopefully they tone it down and maybe make the new stuff have less accuracy or lower max hit of them

Thanks for not jumping on the flamer-troll bandwagon.

 

 

 

I hope that if they really do make increasingly strong long-lasting weapons they also bring out more armor like the Elysian and Divine Spirit Shields that can take some of that edge off or redesign the way Hitpoints work.

It's quite humourous to see such a suggestion. If Jagex were to actually implement this... You are right, GodSwords should become more powerful but not to such an extent as this. People could probably solo the Corperal Beast with ease, given these abilities.

:lol:

 

 

 

But really, why is this here?

Well, where should it have gone? It is a joke in the form of a suggestion for a new piece of content. It's related to RuneScape, so it's not exactly Off-Topic. Maybe General?

 

I'd rather it not be locked. Believe it or not, I put some effort into thinking it all out (although, obviously, not into making it completely realistic).

Well, where should it have gone? It is a joke in the form of a suggestion for a new piece of content. It's related to RuneScape, so it's not exactly Off-Topic. Maybe General?

 

I'd rather it not be locked. Believe it or not, I put some effort into thinking it all out (although, obviously, not into making it completely realistic).

 

 

 

Several topics in the rants forum are similar in format and er, method.

w00t then the only things stopping u from taking over jagex and rs is bob the cat and another player with the same godsword :

HAHA! I got a huge kick out of reading this and then the crazed replies were equally amusing. Thanks for the laugh! 100/10!

Bumping extremely amusing topic.

 

 

 

I lol'd, then I lol'd again at all of the people flaming you because they were trolled.

 

 

 

10/10 I want da ZGS pl0x

Hehe. I had fun thinking about using one in Cw or PC. Can you say "destroy everything near portal?"

NO NO NO!!!

 

The sword is already the most powerfull weapon which doesn't degrade. And it's comparable to the degradable PvP weapons. Making it more powerfull is game-breaking, if it isn't game-breaking already.