Once upon a midday dreary as I pondered weak and weary (I have the flu) an interesting thought came to mind: Pinnochio cannot lie, the singer of Baby Got Back says they cannot lie and that they like big butts. Oh my god! I figured it out!

 

 

 

The singer of that famous song that goes, "I like big butts and I cannot lie,...", must have been sang by Pinnochio since he is the only example of an individual who cannot lie. If the singer of the song likes big butts and cannot lie the singer must therefore be Pinnochio. Pinnochio is Sir Mix-a-Lot and likes big butts.

 

 

 

Either it's Pinnochio or Ella Enchanted, she can't disobey, which is like lying, but since she's a girl she'd be a [bleep] (now that I think of it, that's hot! - not in the [developmentally delayed]ed Paris Hilton way though)... The odds of that being true, Ella being able to sing/rap in the tenor range, Ella going by a name that begins with "Sir", and her having time to moonlight as a hip-hop artist while always obeying someone's outrageous orders are really really low.

 

 

 

Perhaps Pinnochio and Ella were doing a perfect duet that cannot be discerned in the Baby Got Back recording. Then they both like big butts... What if Ella wasn't lesbian and was actually bisexual? Then perhaps she, Pinnochio, and some chick with some junk in the trunk could get together and have some fun. And perhaps that chick could be Fergie in the Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps". Maybe that is the answer to what Fergie is gon' do with all that junk, all that junk, inside that trunk... but that's another story....

What???

 

This is weird spam.....

Ironically while reading this I was listening to the song Baby got back - Sir Mix-A-Lot.

Ironically while reading this I was listening to the song Baby got back - Sir Mix-A-Lot.

 

That's not ironic :P

I don't get it

 

 

 

:^o

 

^Pinnochio^

I don't get it

 

 

 

:^o

 

^Pinnochio^

 

Too bad there's no butt smiley. :|

I don't get it

 

 

 

What? Are you stupid? Or Pop culture illiterate?

 

 

 

Hell, I knew enough of that to write that stuff and I don't even like that music genre much less the individual songs referenced.

Wait, what? :|

It's a lame twist of the poem The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe.

People don't get it? Come on! #-o

 

 

 

Pinnochio can't lie. Ella Enchanted can't disobey, which is close to lying. Sir Mix-A-Lot says "I like big butts and I cannot lie"

 

 

 

Sir Mix-A-Lot must be Pinnochio and/or Ella Enchanted.

 

 

 

It's a lame twist of the poem The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe.

 

 

 

That was just the first line. You didn't read it did you?

People don't get it? Come on! #-o

 

 

 

Pinnochio can't lie. Ella Enchanted can't disobey, which is close to lying. Sir Mix-A-Lot says "I like big butts and I cannot lie"

 

 

 

Sir Mix-A-Lot must be Pinnochio and/or Ella Enchanted.

 

 

 

It's a lame twist of the poem The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe.

 

 

 

That was just the first line. You didn't read it did you?

 

 

 

I'll tell the truth. No. But that's only because the first sentence was such a turnoff. Even after reading all of it, I still think it was pretty lame. I should've stuck with my gut instinct after reading the first line. I'm sorry for being a jerk... :^o

Maybe he's Jim Carey

 

 

 

reference to Liar Liar

Lolwut?

My mate did that "i like big butts" thing behind a girl once

 

i rofl'd

Your forgetting George Washington can't tell a lie as well :^o Maybe he sang it when he was alive with some from-the-future technology and we found it?

My mate did that "i like big butts" thing behind a girl once

 

i rofl'd

 

You reminded me of that miller lite commercial. :lol:

 

Fail.

the ghost of poe gives you consumption for use of his work as the intro to that.

the ghost of poe gives you consumption for use of his work as the intro to that.

 

 

 

Consumption? WTF? Speak coherently man.

I don't understand why this isn't locked yet.

Once upon a midday dreary as I pondered weak and weary (I have the flu) an interesting thought came to mind: Pinnochio cannot lie, the singer of Baby Got Back says they cannot lie and that they like big butts. Oh my god! I figured it out!

 

 

 

The singer of that famous song that goes, "I like big butts and I cannot lie,...", must have been sang by Pinnochio since he is the only example of an individual who cannot lie. If the singer of the song likes big butts and cannot lie the singer must therefore be Pinnochio. Pinnochio is Sir Mix-a-Lot and likes big butts.

 

 

 

Either it's Pinnochio or Ella Enchanted, she can't disobey, which is like lying, but since she's a girl she'd be a [bleep] (now that I think of it, that's hot! - not in the [developmentally delayed] Paris Hilton way though)... The odds of that being true, Ella being able to sing/rap in the tenor range, Ella going by a name that begins with "Sir", and her having time to moonlight as a hip-hop artist while always obeying someone's outrageous orders are really really low.

 

 

 

Perhaps Pinnochio and Ella were doing a perfect duet that cannot be discerned in the Baby Got Back recording. Then they both like big butts... What if Ella wasn't lesbian and was actually bisexual? Then perhaps she, Pinnochio, and some chick with some junk in the trunk could get together and have some fun. And perhaps that chick could be Fergie in the Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps". Maybe that is the answer to what Fergie is gon' do with all that junk, all that junk, inside that trunk... but that's another story....

 

 

 

Haha, you know what, you're right. You've made a pretty convincing case there, sir.

 

 

 

(the rest of you guys suck and are therefore unworthy of this thread)

This thread made me down a whole bottle of antidepressants. I hope you're happy.

Spam, locked.