April 29, 200620 yr updated version Old Kalphite Queen was hopping around Al-Kharid City like a big playground when suddenly NOvalyfe burst from the shade and hit Kalphite Queen with a magic spell Kalphite Queen got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Zammorak who proceeded to open up a can of Zammy fu when some noob came out of the blue and he started beating up Zammorak then they both got flattened by the gnome mobile but before it could make it back to the tree gnome village zezima popped out of his grave and took an dragon halberd out from under his hat and blew NOvalyfe away with a whack-a-whack-whack but he ran out of special attack and he ran away because King Black Dragon came to save the day this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Runescapeness good guys, bad guys, in the wilderness as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate runescapeness Kalphite Queen took a bite out of King Black Dragon like a watch guard took a bite out of thieves and then Zammorak came back covered in a tire track but the Old Nite jumped out and landed on his back and NOvalyfe was injured, and trying to get steady when Zezima came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped hammer442 took him out with his abyssal whip then he saw Kalphite Queen sneaking up from behind and he reached for his dwarf cannon which he just couldn't find 'cause NOvalyfe stole it and he shot and he missed and The Old Nite deflected it with his fist then he jumped in the air and did a summersault while Zezima tried to pole vault onto King Black Dragon, but they collided in the air then they both got hit by a Air Blast spell this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Runescapeness good guys, bad guys, in the wilderness as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown... angels sang out in immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Bubsa Norris who deliver a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of hammer442 who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain as NOvalyfe changed back into a noob but Bubsa saw through his clever disguise and he crushed NOvalyfe head in between his thighs then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of no where lightning fast and they kicked Bubsa on his Runescape account it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with NPCÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s looking on in total awe and the fight raged on for a century many lives were claimed, but eventually the champions stood, the rest saw their better: Jamman105 in bloodstained armor this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Runescapeness good guys, bad guys, in the wilderness as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be this is the Ultimate Showdown... this is the Ultimate Showdown... this is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Runescapeness based on Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
April 30, 200620 yr when Zezima came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped hammer442 took him out with his whip lol that bit made me laugh
April 30, 200620 yr Ok. So I wrote my own... This is to the song "Sounds of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel. It's called the Realm of Runescape: *song goes here* - Sligo Aaaaah, but you unlike bubsa wasn't gutsy enough to humiliate yourself by singing it :P
May 1, 200620 yr Author A bit of polishing, jamman, and that could be an awesome song! I love the concept :P This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
May 2, 200620 yr Ok. So I wrote my own... This is to the song "Sounds of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel. It's called the Realm of Runescape: *song goes here* - Sligo Aaaaah, but you unlike bubsa wasn't gutsy enough to humiliate yourself by singing it :P You don't know the depth of humiliation I'd suffer if you heard me sing. I can't carry a tune in a bucket, I have no sense of maintaining a beat or rhythm. My gift is words. I'll let those of you with the gift of voice transform my words into something beautiful. The only time I can sing well is when the stereo is louder than me. I tried singing in the shower once and the dog started barking. So, you guys who have a voice, sing my songs! I want to hear them put to music! - Sligo I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but, I am not sure you realize tht what you heard is not what I meant.
May 2, 200620 yr Man, this is the second time i've posted. I've seen all the stuff you post around. Geez, i cant say much. Its awsome, and definetly inspiring. Ye living life to the fullest bubsa, thats really cool. Nice. ~Lews Therin Kinslayer~
May 6, 200620 yr Author ^ I've got that from a few people now. It may take awhile, but I think I'll try somewhere else. Suggestions? This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
May 7, 200620 yr So just let me be frank, just remember to never smoke crack (Don't smoke crack!) Don't smoke crack! (Ooo!) :lol: Man, that's hella funny. ... Who was it directed at? :P
May 7, 200620 yr Author Haha, no-one in general. Couldn't think of a rhyme so I remember that great advice a film once told me :P This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
May 8, 200620 yr Where is the info about the past Slave Auction? The thread and anything related to it has been... compromised... due to some issues that was raised at a later time. All I learned in life, I learned on Tip.it
May 10, 200620 yr Author So here it is! The one so many of you have been waiting for. Many packets of strepsils got me through this, but now it's ready for your listening torture. Saluting Rock and/or Roll Gods, here is!!! Falador City - by Bubsa (feat. Guns N' Roses :P) Take me down to the Falador City Where the merchants sell And the knights are plenty Log me on (Oh, won't you please log me on) Take me down to the Falador City Where the merchants sell And the knights are plenty Log me on (Oh, won't you please log me on) Just a merchant livin' under street I'm a high level that's hard to beat I'm no charity case So don't be begging by me I'll pay you if you go and mine Some essence of the pure kind Rags to riches Or so they say I had a PHat when I quit this game And now I'm, a billionare But I can't complain You treat it like a capitol crime Everybody's wastin' their time Take me down to the Falador City Where the merchants sell And the knights are plenty Oh, won't you please log me on, yeah yeah. Take me down to the Falador City Where the merchants sell And the knights are plenty Log me on! Locked in the cage of the Al Kharid chamber Isn't my idea of having fun-uh! The game is addicting or says the BBC Full of adolescent teens Tell me that you're gonna believe Take me down to the Falador City Where the merchants sell And the knights are plenty Log me on yeah yeah Take me down to the Falador City Where the merchants sell And the knights are plenty Oh, won't you please log me on, yeah! So fa-aaaar away, So fa-aaaar away, So fa-aaaar away, So fa-aaaar away! The community's been torn apart Jagex now rule With a broken heart I don't care anyway I sell my stuff on eBay Buyers must be outta their minds "Are you blind?!" I've seen it all a million times Take me down to the Falador City Where the merchants sell And the knights are plenty Log me on yeah yeah Take me down to the Falador City Where the merchants sell And the knights are plenty Oh, won't you please log me on Take me down to the Falador City Where the merchants sell And the knights are plenty Log me on! yeah yeah Take me down to the Falador City Where the merchants sell And the knights are plenty Oh, won't you please log me o-oooon! O-oooooon! I want to go I want to know Oh, won't you please log me on I want to see Oh, look at me Oh, won't you please log me on *General rock out here* MIDI: http://209.197.106.133/19580222/rock/gu ... e_City.mid MP3: http://media.putfile.com/Falador-City-by-Bubsa This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
May 10, 200620 yr So here it is! The one so many of you have been waiting for. Many packets of strepsils got me through this, but now it's ready for your listening torture. Saluting Rock and/or Roll Gods, here is!!! Falador City - by Bubsa (feat. Guns N' Roses :P) *song goes here* MIDI: http://209.197.106.133/19580222/rock/gu ... e_City.mid MP3: http://media.putfile.com/Falador-City-by-Bubsa Awesome :P
May 22, 200620 yr Bubsa, buddy, if you have the MP3's for those, could you please give them to me over MSN. Awesome buddy, add me on MSN if you don't mind. [email protected] Thanks man... P.S. Sorry about the double post... Soz guys...
May 22, 200620 yr Bubsa, you've outdone yourself. "fallador city" is the best :lol: Made me laugh so hard. Awesome work, I really mean it. You have quite alot of talent. Kill corporate radio. http://www.killradio.org
May 22, 200620 yr Author It doesn't make talent to write a parody. Just a jist of the rhythm and a word change here and there :P This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
May 22, 200620 yr its true falador city is the best so far... but maybe thats just because i like rock... naaa it really is the best (\/) 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.(O.o) cabbage rools(><) my sig is cool, if you agree put this in your sig. *is too lazy to animate*^the bunny is back! yay!
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