How to... Be a noob!

[qwert910]

lmao irl

[Ltje]

- Download autoers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

- get an spinach roll, and try to sell them als an rare spinach rol, for only 100k

 

 

 

-same with charcoal

[bajeristas]

 

 

 

31. Get yourself killed by a Mugger, then report him for item scamming. - Misterxman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WAHHhahahhahha :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Schwarzenegger]

Go to abyssal demons, stand the lowest leveled player there killing them(hoping he will have relate with you). Say that person is awesome, ask if you can have a free whip. When given reasons why you cant have one say "plz im poor". If this step doesnt work, repeat the process but with another person there. Meanwhile pick up all the steel battleaxes and black swords that are left on the floor. When you finally realize its hopeless, ask for someone to teleport you or give you a ring of dueling since your magic was lowered by aberrant specters.

[smirks1001]

Heh heh that is too funny and they're all true!

[RScaper]

rofl its hilarious! :lol:

[jaym112]

i have a friend that walks around barbarian village who claims to be selling "dragonballs".

[bazzel]

Ad every person that has a higher lvl then you that you see and hope some of them don't have chat on friends. If they dont have a pm block, say hi, ask wanna be friends? do you have some fr33 st0ff? ect.

 

 

 

Here is a good expample:

 

 

 

[Antrune]

wow thats quite a thourghough *sp*? list. I hate it when people just say Ty or np instead of saying thankyou properly. Just one simples 'thanks' or 'thankyou' shows that your are actually thankful for what has been given/traded..

[Adeluz]

Lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

25. When fishing, make poor attempts to pass yourself of as a random event by saying "leave these woods now!" and "dem fishies be mine go away" - Sligo

 

 

 

I'm guilty of that one, but it's SO much fun! Ahahahah!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

31. Get yourself killed by a Mugger, then report him for item scamming. - Misterxman

 

 

 

ROFL.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nice, I lurve it.

[sligo]

Here's more:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Go to a slayer dungeon and kill slayer monsters for no particular reason other than to steal slayer kills from players on slayer missions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Ask people to teleport you to lumbridge, even though you really don't want or need to go there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Ask to buy 1 law rune, then offer worthless stuff in trade for it.

[Silentone64]

ROFL...Nice job..really funny..Selling Coal Bars :D :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

rofl, coal bars :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[p0nd3r4]

Coal bars inspired this thread :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was making amulets and some guy said "selling coal bars 100g eac"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I nearly PMSL :P

[inureface]

Start singing in a public place like castle wars or world 2 fally with those laggy flash2: chat effects :P

[knives669]

Get yourself attacked by a Highwayman and start to try and escape by walking and constantly calling him names and asking why he's attacking you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go to where someone is woodcutting or mining and try and advertise the fact that you are selling the exact same thing they are in the process of getting.

 

 

 

Example: Go to where someone is chopping willows and say repeatedly, "selling willows!"

 

 

 

And for a better noobish affect, use bad spelling and punctuation, and try to sell the product for 10-50 gp over the usual price.

[sligo]

Here's one that happened today:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Offer to buy a ring of wealth for 65k.

[Guest]

Ad every person that has a higher lvl then you that you see and hope some of them don't have chat on friends. If they dont have a pm block, say hi, ask wanna be friends? do you have some fr33 st0ff? ect.

 

 

 

Here is a good expample:

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't exactly say thats a high lvl...but nice idea though :) :D :)

[dorcus1]

I like to go pking at the lvl 1 varrock wildy

 

 

 

keep in mind that I 3-item

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I carry these items:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Rubber Chicken - wield it. Otherwise, do the chicken dance.

 

 

 

2. Yoyo

 

 

 

3. Spinning plates, purchaseable from Diango

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Make sure you're actually in the wild before playing around with your toys.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I die, I PM the killer saying "please give my bones a decent burial."

[bonzaiiii]

Go to falador and say: selling all coal

 

 

 

when someone trade u, bring up 28 coal, unnoted

 

 

 

Just never use notes at all

[Piscis_Rex]

or you could constantly press th space bar and then press enter so people can't read anything that others are saying

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

like so

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

also when called a noob you should say you hav an account with a ridiculous level such as 234354323 or possibly the occaisonal 999999999999999999999999999999999

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

enjoy your days as a noob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PS: that pic was taken in varrock west bank in world 1

[Karvinen]

When you are selling items like rune essence, flax or bow strings, always sell only 28 or less. If you want to be extremely n00bish, sell them in item form.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you see someone buying rune ore, try to sell him/her rune essence.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If someone is buying full dragon, try to sell him/her full dragonhide.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you get a dragonhide kill in wilderness, claim that you got full dragon kill.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Say "everyone who is over lvl x has no life".

[sligo]

Ask people how to make their items into notes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eat all the chocolate bars you can find. (Moreover, buy chocolate bars from the vendors in the Gnome Tree for food, not for herblore)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walk up to someone who is obviously doing something like wood cutting or mining, and ask, "What are you doing?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walk into an area with a lot of coal rocks and ask "Where are the coal rocks I can mine?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When mining, claim a rock as your own. Get mad and threaten to report people who mine the rock that you've claimed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When people ask for advice, tell them wrong.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walk to Varrock circle and ask "Is this Varrock?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If someone has a pick-pocket victim cornered, attack and kill it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Never teleport.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even if you can use high-alc, use low alc instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stand by the gate or door of a guild and ask people "What's in there? How do I get in there? Can I borrow your (item necessary to get in there)?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stand by the gate between Lumbridge and Al Kharid and ask people to give you 10gp so you can get through.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stand in an uncrowded bank, saying "Buying P-hat" or "Buying Santa" or whatever rare, discontinued, or non-tradable item. Stay there for at least one hour, if not longer. If people tell you that said item isn't tradable, insist that it is, then continue shouting that you want to buy it.

[Donahue65]

nice guide..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I guess I would be considered a nooby noob :wink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but i have witnessed many of these things :lol:

[Loomysh]

cool post, made me laugh lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

u could maybe add something like

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

demand people to lead u to the farest location for example from al kharid to falador

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ask what level you are, or what color your level is :)

[Adeluz]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ask what level you are, or what color your level is :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*has done that before* I used to be quite the noob. Lol.