Lode Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 ask a player mod "can you mute me for a day plz?" Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocacolabottle Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Come to the Abyss and ask for: "Cn i hav a free wip or stuff", or occasionaly: "If they drop nethin gud cn i hav" No pic no proof? 99 Slayer since August 2007. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lode Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Come to the Abyss and ask for: "Cn i hav a free wip or stuff", or occasionaly: "If they drop nethin gud cn i hav" No pic no proof? Hehe, the picture makes it all good :) Another one: follow a high level player and ask "can u trim my armer ploz?" Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelo Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Ask everybody for free member objects in f2p servers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikoskia Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Beg anyone for a bucket. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 U cant imagine the number of ppl following ur guide i saw today! :shock: Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mariadamo Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Hi everyone im new! :lol: Runescape - Are YOU tough Enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berrakus Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Wander as deep into the wilderness as you can and when someone kills you, repeatedly send them messages asking them to pick up your stuff and bring it to Falador. Noobs can't live without that Brass Dagger and Wooden Shield :D Dragon Drops - 10 Meds, 9 Legs, 5 Skirts, 2 Left HalfPM me to have any potions made or crafting done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olle_bingbon Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 stand in front of doors (like to varrock general store) and keep shutting them, when ppl try to open them :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshie410 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 go around trading high levels the free junk from tutorial island Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshie410 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 go buy a chocalate bar when someone puts it in the screen say if it has nuts im allergic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
math_le_gogo Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Ja, this has turned out really really good, I might make a site full of lists on how to be a noob, one for everything :D:D:D What you think? Would anyone visit? :P i would =) i would add it as my starting page ( i dont know what is the the name in english but the onw when you open an internet page) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire_skulll300 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 trade people that are having a bank sale put up pointless items: 32 body runes 4 earth runes ashes ashes logs tinderbox etc. then click accept, when they decline spam their cbox with trade offers say you have 1 mill and when they ask you to show them say no because you might accidently click accept and lose it varrok west bank world 1: say bank sale 9billion times and when you get someone offering to trade you either ignore them and keep saying bank sale or accept pull up the trade screen and offer pointless stuff (see above) say youve done legends quest and youve been f2p all your lyfe (\/) 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.(O.o) cabbage rools(><) my sig is cool, if you agree put this in your sig. *is too lazy to animate*^the bunny is back! yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lode Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Go into the wilderness to a relatively crowded spot. Make sure it's somewhat deep in the wilderness, like at the castle. While people are fighting each other there, you type "byeing blue shield plz" repeatedly. It's important that you spell "buying" wrong as "byeing". You get extra bonus points if the people there make a pun on your spelling mistake and say "haha, BYE!" and try to attack you (but your level is too noobish to be attacked). Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_sunny Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 HAHAAAA!! you had me cracking up mate! :lol: In a really crowded area yell things like this: "Sandwhiches, Zezima!" "Hello der Zezima *hic*" "Zezima, I need your help!" "Begone Zezima!" "Greetings master Zezima!" hehe... this was my favorite one from number 24: "hello im jagex's nephew" By popular demand, this signature is back- however I currently do not have a blog up at the moment and if I did I wouldn't update it. Sorry, the sig links to nowhere :( . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
math_le_gogo Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 you should add: to be a noob say: BANK SELL NO n00b and then sell some bronze stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malo2 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 lol mind adding mine? :lol: bottom of page 5 Lastfm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I have one. I've seen newbs say this a lot. "Buying free rune armour!!!111oneoneshift+1" OR "Buying free bronze bars111!!!1" OR "Buying free feathers!!111one" Make sure to spam the screen by pressing random numbers\letters: "Sdfffffffggfhjfghjghfj56u568urtyujgjhjhgF" 2 sec.'s later "Sdfhgfgh65uy6uythjhjkukutyjyt;';sgk544" 1.7324 m/s later "34%Tresgfdgdfsg54wgdsfnoobsRTDytry" I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candymann16 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 this is one of the funniest things iv read in ages, i think that everyone should do these things during the null event, that would be so funny, and everyone does it to the same person lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollerz Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Call someone a higher level than you a 'n00bz0r' and then say, 'fight me my main is Zazema!!1one!!11eleven!' Meet me world 402!!! Always talk in 13375p34k. 53ll1ng l3r0nz3 b4r5 50 kay 34ch!!1one!!11eleven!!! Go up to some random person and just follow them. Do nothing, just keep following them. They go '?' '?!!?!?!?!?!?' ' 1?!?!!!??!11?' 'OMG WHAT do you want noob!' Sooner or later they should start swearing. Then you say 'Reported for verbal abuse'. Go to an area with quite a few people and shout...'I'm a slave press 51621961851615616519165189418484891084!!!!!!!!' Some ret*rd will go ' 51621961851615616519165189418484891084!!!!' Then say, you missed a number. Keep doing that until the guy gives up. Click my signature for my blog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooneyrules0 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Lmao. For one of the last ones, IF you get paid the 10gp to get through the Al Karid gate, either run away shouting "n0obl3t!!!!!!!1111!!" or go through and then ask for 10gp to go to lumbridge again the moment you get through. Then get through and repeat. ÃÆââââ¬Ã¢Ã¢â∠Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodveld Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Lol, gotta love this. Check out my name as well. ;) The silent treatment works the best lol :^_^: I drew that smilie, btw, along with a few more used by this site.Classic bloodveld for lyph3! Although I do like the new ones.Like a ninja, here I was, gone I am now.BUT! I may be back! Add my new account, Dr Bloodveld! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Jeez, look how worked up he's getting! Oh my word, thanks for making my day Bloodveld! :lol: This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bestsob Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Remember: Girls think stupidity is cute. Ask them a stupid question (ie. do you wear e-bras?!?), then proceed to ask them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8myton Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Lol, this is hilarious! Great idea! Rule ??: Always keep your skills and combat lvl as low as possible so you qualify as both a "newb" and a "noob." Alternatevely get a high combat lvl so you qualify as a "choob." taking a break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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