ask a player mod "can you mute me for a day plz?"

Come to the Abyss and ask for: "Cn i hav a free wip or stuff", or occasionaly: "If they drop nethin gud cn i hav"

 

 

 

No pic no proof?

 

 

 

Come to the Abyss and ask for: "Cn i hav a free wip or stuff", or occasionaly: "If they drop nethin gud cn i hav"

 

 

 

No pic no proof?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hehe, the picture makes it all good :)

 

 

 

Another one:

 

 

 

follow a high level player and ask "can u trim my armer ploz?"

Ask everybody for free member objects in f2p servers.

Beg anyone for a bucket. :)

U cant imagine the number of ppl following ur guide i saw today! :shock:

Hi everyone im new! :lol:

Wander as deep into the wilderness as you can and when someone kills you, repeatedly send them messages asking them to pick up your stuff and bring it to Falador. Noobs can't live without that Brass Dagger and Wooden Shield :D

stand in front of doors (like to varrock general store) and keep shutting them, when ppl try to open them :lol:

go around trading high levels the free junk from tutorial island

go buy a chocalate bar when someone puts it in the screen say if it has nuts im allergic

Ja, this has turned out really really good, I might make a site full of lists on how to be a noob, one for everything :D:D:D

 

 

 

What you think? Would anyone visit? :P

 

 

 

i would =)

 

 

 

i would add it as my starting page ( i dont know what is the the name in english but the onw when you open an internet page)

trade people that are having a bank sale put up pointless items:

 

32 body runes

 

4 earth runes

 

ashes

 

ashes

 

logs

 

tinderbox

 

etc.

 

 

 

then click accept, when they decline spam their cbox with trade offers

 

 

 

 

 

say you have 1 mill and when they ask you to show them say no because you might accidently click accept and lose it

 

 

 

 

 

varrok west bank world 1: say bank sale 9billion times and when you get someone offering to trade you either ignore them and keep saying bank sale or accept pull up the trade screen and offer pointless stuff (see above)

 

 

 

 

 

say youve done legends quest and youve been f2p all your lyfe

Go into the wilderness to a relatively crowded spot. Make sure it's somewhat deep in the wilderness, like at the castle. While people are fighting each other there, you type "byeing blue shield plz" repeatedly. It's important that you spell "buying" wrong as "byeing". You get extra bonus points if the people there make a pun on your spelling mistake and say "haha, BYE!" and try to attack you (but your level is too noobish to be attacked).

HAHAAAA!! you had me cracking up mate! :lol:

 

 

 

In a really crowded area yell things like this:

 

"Sandwhiches, Zezima!"

 

"Hello der Zezima *hic*"

 

"Zezima, I need your help!"

 

"Begone Zezima!"

 

"Greetings master Zezima!"

 

 

 

 

 

hehe... this was my favorite one from number 24:

 

 

"hello im jagex's nephew"

you should add:

 

 

 

to be a noob say: BANK SELL NO n00b and then sell some bronze stuff

lol mind adding mine? :lol:

 

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I have one. I've seen newbs say this a lot.

 

 

 

"Buying free rune armour!!!111oneoneshift+1"

 

OR

 

"Buying free bronze bars111!!!1"

 

OR

 

"Buying free feathers!!111one"

 

 

 

Make sure to spam the screen by pressing random numbers\letters:

 

 

 

"Sdfffffffggfhjfghjghfj56u568urtyujgjhjhgF"

 

2 sec.'s later

 

"Sdfhgfgh65uy6uythjhjkukutyjyt;';sgk544"

 

1.7324 m/s later

 

"34%Tresgfdgdfsg54wgdsfnoobsRTDytry"

this is one of the funniest things iv read in ages, i think that everyone should do these things during the null event, that would be so funny, and everyone does it to the same person lol

Call someone a higher level than you a 'n00bz0r' and then say, 'fight me my main is Zazema!!1one!!11eleven!' Meet me world 402!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Always talk in 13375p34k.

 

 

 

53ll1ng l3r0nz3 b4r5 50 kay 34ch!!1one!!11eleven!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Go up to some random person and just follow them. Do nothing, just keep following them. They go '?' '?!!?!?!?!?!?' ' 1?!?!!!??!11?' 'OMG WHAT do you want noob!' Sooner or later they should start swearing. Then you say 'Reported for verbal abuse'.

 

 

 

 

 

Go to an area with quite a few people and shout...'I'm a slave press 51621961851615616519165189418484891084!!!!!!!!'

 

Some ret*rd will go ' 51621961851615616519165189418484891084!!!!'

 

Then say, you missed a number. Keep doing that until the guy gives up.

Lmao. For one of the last ones, IF you get paid the 10gp to get through the Al Karid gate, either run away shouting "n0obl3t!!!!!!!1111!!" or go through and then ask for 10gp to go to lumbridge again the moment you get through. Then get through and repeat.

Lol, gotta love this. Check out my name as well. ;)

 

 

 

 

 

The silent treatment works the best lol

Jeez, look how worked up he's getting!

 

Oh my word, thanks for making my day Bloodveld! :lol:

Remember: Girls think stupidity is cute. Ask them a stupid question (ie. do you wear e-bras?!?), then proceed to ask them out.

Lol, this is hilarious! Great idea!

 

 

 

Rule ??: Always keep your skills and combat lvl as low as possible so you qualify as both a "newb" and a "noob." Alternatevely get a high combat lvl so you qualify as a "choob."