triza_13 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Try to sell black stuff, by calling it rare. Using 1337 speak. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lode Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 Send trade requests while saying "look" until someone accepts. Put up a charcoal and say "100k". When he declines, say: i need mony plz buy it Go to yew or magic trees far away from a bank and say "byeing rune axe 5k" and send trade requests to everyone there Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p0nd3r4 Posted June 7, 2006 Author Share Posted June 7, 2006 TTT cuz it was funny months ago, maybe it's funny again now :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megadedhed Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 a couple you dont have, when someone almost gives you something(accepts first trade, declines 2nd) follow them and say "PMG! SCAMMRE! SCMRE! SMC$RE! whenever someone calls you noob, follow them and say "I KILL U!" while doing the headbang animation. Sigs made by Runemetsa, Nuzza, Dark_Shadow, Kuroi and Me.liquid blobs attacking eachother American Anime... YAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lode Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 -Do the wilderness lure scam all wrong. Try to lure someone with money into the wilderness, but you have low combat level. You get killed instead of the one you tried to lure. -Stand in Falador and keep asking "where is falador?". T If someone sais "here" you say "but where is it?", then start over. Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umega Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 How about this: Wander around RuneScape while not training skills and thinking about how cool it would be to have 99 in all skills. I've seen so many noobs do that, they talk to me and say that they would want to be like me with my high skills, but they just stand around or follow me and not bothering to actualy train on thier skill. No longer playing Runescape, I caught the WoW bug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ss_J9_Goten Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 also when called a noob you should say you hav an account with a ridiculous level such as 234354323 or possibly the occaisonal 999999999999999999999999999999999 That is really, really annoying. Some level 24 insisted he could hit "675" with fire blast. But you could insist that real items don't exist, e.g. "Theres no such thing as a rune bar, n00b!" <---- That's in someone's sig, I can't remember who's :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Life Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 On busy areas (like w1 market place) constantly type a space and then enter, very annoying! "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santiago Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 My favourite is when a noob is giving you lip and he says his lvl 168 account will own you. When you point out lvl 126 is highest he logs out or runs away. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinPete112 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 -When you see someone cutting a tree, cut it down and try to sell the log. -Ask people where you could get full 1337 armor -Ask people to kill you in the wildy, then when they do tell them you reported them for being mean, call them a noob -Sit at crowded world one varrock and scream, buyin party hat for bronze axe/ buyin full rune for 10body runes! Sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 TTT cuz it was funny months ago, maybe it's funny again now :lol: It's usually bad to bump old threads, but you're right, it is funny again :D Brought a smile to my face, like it did the first time I saw it. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lode Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 When someone sais he has or knows a level 112 character, say "you can only be max level 99, noob" Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pro28 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Wander around and ask where Runescape is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aznmidget448 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Lol, love the guide! Although people don't scream at standing on fires anymore. It used to be very annoying because there was no "cook x" feature, but now that that's installed, people can cook happily with noobs standing on fire :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miner_I Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 wow had a really good laugh reading this guide! brand yourself as a fresh noob by walking around with green pants, tan shirt, bronze short and wooden shield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeStopper Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 lol funny those... annoying noobs... Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AznElliot518 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 I always thought it was funny when Im walking around in Lumbridge or other nooobs towns and as I pass by someone he sends a trade request and just stands there as I walk away Good day sir, how may I help you?Id like to access my bank account please.Certainly sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maag4 Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Stand in varrock and say: " Take me to varok pl0x!" Find someone skulled and say: "I wanna buy ur skull plz" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satenza Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 When practising a skill always attempt to spam the screen with '@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@'. Try to coherse other noobs around into doing the same. With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lode Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 stand behind varrock west bank in world 1 for an hour, typing all the time "buying bucket 10gp!" Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grub Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 stand in the al kharid smith room and close the door when people try to enter/exit Sig is thanx to Cookie!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeStopper Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 It's funny when noobs act on other noobs. You can't help but laugh at that. Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverchipmunk Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Lol, nice guide! I'm going to make a noob zezima copy account for fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malo2 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 claim to be friends with very high lvl people, and that they will kill them in wild. message a random lvl 80+ person, and say that they have no life because they play runescape all day. Ask somebody 50 lvls higher than you to fight in wild, when they say no (because its a waste if time), call them a noob, always. If they do happen to accept your chalange, then you say its a waste if time and run off, calling them a noob, always. Lastfm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treminusni Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 LOL!good post dude.follow these steps and u will be a ubernoob!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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