Wongtong Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Today i went driving for the 3rd time and when i got home i forgot how to take the key out of the car. I remembered after a few seconds. mlia. No. Just no. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamtongirl Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Lol you stole my saying in your sig. Pssssssssh. You better draw that furry thing too. Oh oh and, the one on my book cover is better. We'll sneak out while they sleepAnd sail off in the night.We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.When we're gone, we'll stay gone.Out of sight, out of mind.It's not too late,We have the rest of our lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Today i went driving for the 3rd time and when i got home i forgot how to take the key out of the car. I remembered after a few seconds. mlia. No. Just no. that wall is scary and I don't remember if I've said this before, but the quote in my sig is fml ish sorta mebbe i dont like using commas or periods anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Buying crappy internet and dc'ing on every damn RuneScape boss I've been to, and dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Got really angry today, punched a hole in the wall in the hallway. Dad hasn't seen it yet, but when he gets home from work I will probably get kicked out because we have been arguing alot, and I have nowhere to go, walking to my nearest friend's house would take a few days, plus carrying my stuff will make it harder, then I'd have to find out whom I could crash with until I could get Centrelink payments (alot faster than applying for a job) then live somewhere I could pay rent for. FML. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Got really angry today, punched a hole in the wall in the hallway. Dad hasn't seen it yet, but when he gets home from work I will probably get kicked out because we have been arguing alot, and I have nowhere to go, walking to my nearest friend's house would take a few days, plus carrying my stuff will make it harder, then I'd have to find out whom I could crash with until I could get Centrelink payments (alot faster than applying for a job) then live somewhere I could pay rent for. FML. Camping! Whoooooo! I'm actually partway serious about that. Might be fun. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Got really angry today, punched a hole in the wall in the hallway. Dad hasn't seen it yet, but when he gets home from work I will probably get kicked out because we have been arguing alot, and I have nowhere to go, walking to my nearest friend's house would take a few days, plus carrying my stuff will make it harder, then I'd have to find out whom I could crash with until I could get Centrelink payments (alot faster than applying for a job) then live somewhere I could pay rent for. FML. Camping! Whoooooo! I'm actually partway serious about that. Might be fun. Yeah, but I eat alot and will have no food, plus I've got to get to Tafe if I ever want to get a decent job.... Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 When I learned I had to take the AP Spanish Final. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Back on topic nao. Thursday I was on a school overnight to Washington D.C. One of my friends,(there were 3 friends besides myself in the room), he's a big fat guy, worked up a huge sweat. When it was time for lights out, we were to share a bed. We told him to take a shower, and he refused saying that if we were really his friends we wouldn't tell him to do that, and that we were asking him to "change who he was." I ended up claiming custody of half of the pillows and sheets on the bed to set up my own bet on the floor, which he objected too, but I eventually got my way there. :roll: The next day we got ready to leave. We stopped at a gift shop on the way, and that was where it got worse. Being a gift shop for tourists, the prices were ridiculous. He's a spoiled rich kid, and bought a t-shirt, a regular t-shirt, just black shirt with white text, for $10. I told him that was kinda alot to pay for a t-shirt to which he replied "for you it is, for me it's not. It's ok, I'm rich." We ended up telling him he was being an [wagon], which resulted in him bawling and saying that "all of his friends were betraying him." FML Dizzle, were you in DC for memorial day? The reason I ask is I was there (I live next to DC) and saw a bunch of students on a trip. I might have seen you there and not have known it. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millard Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 When I look back and notice all (5 Years' worth) my Ex's lost their virginity 2 weeks after breaking up with me. FML. -.- Try and hold on to them 2 weeks longer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talset65 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 When I look back and notice all (5 Years' worth) my Ex's lost their virginity 2 weeks after breaking up with me. FML. -.- oh dear God.. Tough times don't last. Tough people do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Back on topic nao. Thursday I was on a school overnight to Washington D.C. One of my friends,(there were 3 friends besides myself in the room), he's a big fat guy, worked up a huge sweat. When it was time for lights out, we were to share a bed. We told him to take a shower, and he refused saying that if we were really his friends we wouldn't tell him to do that, and that we were asking him to "change who he was." I ended up claiming custody of half of the pillows and sheets on the bed to set up my own bet on the floor, which he objected too, but I eventually got my way there. :roll: The next day we got ready to leave. We stopped at a gift shop on the way, and that was where it got worse. Being a gift shop for tourists, the prices were ridiculous. He's a spoiled rich kid, and bought a t-shirt, a regular t-shirt, just black shirt with white text, for $10. I told him that was kinda alot to pay for a t-shirt to which he replied "for you it is, for me it's not. It's ok, I'm rich." We ended up telling him he was being an [wagon], which resulted in him bawling and saying that "all of his friends were betraying him." FML Dizzle, were you in DC for memorial day? The reason I ask is I was there (I live next to DC) and saw a bunch of students on a trip. I might have seen you there and not have known it. :? Nope, it was 2 weeks ago today. So that means though that both I and Flamehawk have been near you in the past 2 weeks :shock: Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Ah ok, haha. Yeah I live like 15 minutes at most away from DC. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Ah ok, haha. Yeah I live like 15 minutes at most away from DC. :) Well I went to DC a month or so ago. Did any of you guys see me ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trapical Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 This happened to me 2 days ago and I actually said "F M L" out loud. Quite loudly. Working in a lab this summer. Spent the past 2 weeks treating a rabbit with antigen to test the affects on its vascular tissue. Euthanized the rabbit, dissected out the aorta, purified the epithelium, and froze all cells I needed and put them in a vial, then put the vial into a box filled with other vials and that went in the freezer. Went in the next morning to FINALLY collect my data and I open to freezer... to realize I didn't label my tube. Two weeks or working 7am-6pm wasted, and a rabbit killed for nothing. sigh... :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 This happened to me 2 days ago and I actually said "F M L" out loud. Quite loudly. Working in a lab this summer. Spent the past 2 weeks treating a rabbit with antigen to test the affects on its vascular tissue. Euthanized the rabbit, dissected out the aorta, purified the epithelium, and froze all cells I needed and put them in a vial, then put the vial into a box filled with other vials and that went in the freezer. Went in the next morning to FINALLY collect my data and I open to freezer... to realize I didn't label my tube. Two weeks or working 7am-6pm wasted, and a rabbit killed for nothing. sigh... :| I had a similar experience a few hours ago. I spent like half an hour folding my clothes then I realized that was the washing pile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 This happened to me 2 days ago and I actually said "F M L" out loud. Quite loudly. Working in a lab this summer. Spent the past 2 weeks treating a rabbit with antigen to test the affects on its vascular tissue. Euthanized the rabbit, dissected out the aorta, purified the epithelium, and froze all cells I needed and put them in a vial, then put the vial into a box filled with other vials and that went in the freezer. Went in the next morning to FINALLY collect my data and I open to freezer... to realize I didn't label my tube. Two weeks or working 7am-6pm wasted, and a rabbit killed for nothing. sigh... :| Haha, I'd say that was more of the rabbit's FML than yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 This happened to me 2 days ago and I actually said "F M L" out loud. Quite loudly. Working in a lab this summer. Spent the past 2 weeks treating a rabbit with antigen to test the affects on its vascular tissue. Euthanized the rabbit, dissected out the aorta, purified the epithelium, and froze all cells I needed and put them in a vial, then put the vial into a box filled with other vials and that went in the freezer. Went in the next morning to FINALLY collect my data and I open to freezer... to realize I didn't label my tube. Two weeks or working 7am-6pm wasted, and a rabbit killed for nothing. sigh... :| I had a similar experience a few hours ago. I spent like half an hour folding my clothes then I realized that was the washing pile. A few days ago I grabbed a seemingly clean mug out of the dishwasher and was on my third glass of tea when I found out those dishes were dirty. It really sucks because everything looked clean, and the "clean" light on the dishwasher was on. But only because it hadn't been closed properly. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Okay, here's a real one. The seniors graduated, so my math class had less than 5 people. We were talking and a kid says "Whatever happened to Christian?" I thought he was referring to the foreign exchange kid from Austria, so I thought of a random place and said "He went back to Africa." Everyone, including the teacher, had a horror-stricken face and one kid exclaimed "That's racist!" Turns out he was referring to a black kid named Christian. FML SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacheco Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 Today, I was at a family function. We were all sitting on the couch and I ended up falling asleep. I was woken up by my cousin, who threw a glass full of water at me. Everyone looked at me horrified. Turns out I masturbate in my sleep. FML oh.. dear god... OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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