spacheco Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Post your biggest Fml's here.. biggest fml was being in a relationship for 1 1/2 yars fall in love then get cheated on... :cry: second biggest fml was when i used to smoke and i lit the cigarette backwards >.< mouth tasted like filter for a month OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Done that plenty of times while drunk, one time I didn't notice and the filter was burning properly, burnt the inside of my mouth / throat and my lungs hurt for the next day or two. Breaking a tooth while trying to drink a bottle of beer, hard to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamdan Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Having my heart crushed twice, which is the reason why I haven't 'liked' a girl in 3 years - just objectifying them through many 1 night stands with no concern for their feelings. I'm pretty messed up that way :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mdeoxys Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 falling in love with my best friends girlfriend. seriously never do that it's hell :wall: Proud (retired) Tip.it Times Editor! Tip.it Times Archives TET event forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Falling in love with a girl I met over the internet :wall:. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lateralus Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Post your biggest Fml's here.. mine was when i used to smoke and i lit the cigarette backwards >.< mouth tasted like filter for a month That happens to me once or twice a month. It's not so bad. La lune ne garde aucune rancune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I honestly can't think of one. I encounter countless little streaks of bad luck but nothing major. It probably has to be when I got a 59% in Spanish 3. One point away from passing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Breaking a tooth while trying to drink a bottle of beer, hard to do. Hasn't everyone done that? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 (this is just a rant, no need to give advice, it's just kind of funny) Me and my girlfriend went on a break kinda thing where we would have no commitment. Not only did she get two guys to get out with her in a week, but one of them was 11 years older than her. fml. yup. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gmesh Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 second biggest fml was being in a relationship for 1 1/2 yars fall in love then get cheated on... How is that 2nd? Mine has to be not getting on the bball team cause of grades... I wouldda been a star *Sigh* :( Shout to LowFatMilk for the sig! Doin your body and sig good :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 second biggest fml was being in a relationship for 1 1/2 yars fall in love then get cheated on... How is that 2nd? Mine has to be not getting on the bball team cause of grades... I wouldda been a star *Sigh* :( That should've motivated you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastortoise Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 The week when both my paternal grandparents died, right after we had my first/favourite dog put down. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Learning that your parents aren't really your parents. So who really is my parents? Or the time my partner gave me something that itches like hell, but let's not get into that. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickeley102 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Whats an FML? I dont really know what you guys are talking about but, OT, My flatmate came home and shaved my pubes while I was sleeping last night, kinda wierd, and itchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbeer0 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 kinda wierd Only "kinda" weird? OH S***! He/she/it is back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Whats an FML? I dont really know what you guys are talking about but, OT, My flatmate came home and shaved my pubes while I was sleeping last night, kinda wierd, and itchy [bleep] My Life 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunokiller Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Luckely I've had more ftw than fml moments :thumbup: I did try to jump over a small fence and managed to hook behind it with my feet. The following faceplant broke my glasses :oops: My blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgrazotis Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 well i cant really think of any big FML moments in my life but theres this site that is just people posting there FMLs id link it but theres like swearing and like 18+ stuff on there so yeah. its just "fmylife.com" thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Learning that your parents aren't really your parents. So who really is my parents? Or the time my partner gave me something that itches like hell, but let's not get into that. They've raised you as their child, with love. They are your goddamn parents. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaida23 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Learning that your parents aren't really your parents. So who really is my parents? They've raised you as their child, with love. They are your goddamn parents. Amen, brother! =D> "Any fool with a [bleep] can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children." ~ Boyz N Tha Hood Check out my blog to read the Adventures of a Big Damn (F2P) Hero. THE place for all free players to connect, hang out and talk about how awesome it is to be F2P. So, Kaida is the real version of every fictional science-badass? That explains a lot, actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Learning that your parents aren't really your parents. So who really is my parents? They've raised you as their child, with love. They are your goddamn parents. Amen, brother! =D> "Any fool with a [bleep] can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children." ~ Boyz N Tha Hood You know, at first I was thinking to myself, "You're just saying that to make him feel better, aren't you?" But then after reading that quote, it makes perfect sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imalilranger Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Making a Tif account with no resemblance to my Rsn its fixed now though :D Unless your RSN is "imalil[bleep]er", please keep the title appropriate. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racheya Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I told my best friend I thought I loved her last year... we didn't talk about it really... I then found out this year that she thought I was joking :cry: Fml. I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirenLazah Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Not my biggest, being born with idk, "glitchphobia" or whatever. Cant play my n64 emulator without [cabbage]ting my pants. Cant think of anything else..hmmm :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shazarabbit Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Got into work today only to find out the other manager 'forgot' to tell me that we didn't need management to start at ten. So im outside work for two hours. :wall: Proud Tip.It Moderator December 07 - October 2009Proud TETAU Member 2006 - 2007 <3"I had a standing agreement with god. I'd agree to believe in him, barely, so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays." - Rose Hathaway[ Posting & You ] [ Forum Rules ] [ Next Tetau Event ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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