May 30, 200917 yr There two infinite entities, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. I'm a junior in highschool. The girl sitting next to me in Lit tried to convince me that Africa is a country in South America. She really didn't know. The a friend of mine mentioned that Delaware was in New Jersey. :wall: :wall: I have hundreds and hundreds of similiar stories, but I simply can't type them all. (how many beers are in a six pack?) I actually have a dumber girl in my study hall; here are some of the more memorable statements. "Communism isnt part of history, its happening now" Says she shouldnt have to learn anything that has been figured out; this ranges from history, to math, to science, etc. I can honestly say that if the human race was wholly like her we still wouldnt have the wheel. and my favorite conversation ever her: "Obama is the antichrist" me: "what makes you say that?" her: "he just is" me: "Ill let you use any evidence you want, even the bible; show me any evidence that Obama is the antichrist" her: "I hate talking about this stuff" and my other favorite was when she said that Obama was the antichrist because "A lot of people said so" Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed.
May 31, 200917 yr There two infinite entities, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe. I'm a junior in highschool. The girl sitting next to me in Lit tried to convince me that Africa is a country in South America. She really didn't know. The a friend of mine mentioned that Delaware was in New Jersey. :wall: :wall: I have hundreds and hundreds of similiar stories, but I simply can't type them all. (how many beers are in a six pack?) I actually have a dumber girl in my study hall; here are some of the more memorable statements. "Communism isnt part of history, its happening now" Says she shouldnt have to learn anything that has been figured out; this ranges from history, to math, to science, etc. I can honestly say that if the human race was wholly like her we still wouldnt have the wheel. and my favorite conversation ever her: "Obama is the antichrist" me: "what makes you say that?" her: "he just is" me: "Ill let you use any evidence you want, even the bible; show me any evidence that Obama is the antichrist" her: "I hate talking about this stuff" and my other favorite was when she said that Obama was the antichrist because "A lot of people said so" I know a guy that swore there was a battle of Hiroshima. As in with armies, not just a bomb. He's easy to convince otherwise, though, he knows that I know these things better. Not like the really dumb ones. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
May 31, 200917 yr My friend and I (the friend mentioned in the excersize thread, the fat guy), we're both WWII geeks. We know the whole thing from top to bottom, and we have this one other idiot friend who knows nothing about everything. (we seriously believe him to be mentally [developmentally delayed]ed, no joke.) Our favorite thing to do? Ask him trivia questions about WWII that he'll never get. Q: How did WWII start? A: Germany attacked America. Q: What happened on June 6, 1944? A: The Nazis blew up Normandy to save Jesus from the KKK. ...no comment. Q: What happened on December 7, 1941? A: The attack on Pearl Harbor. Q: Right, who attacked Pear Harbor though? A: China. Q: Why did China attack us? (just ket him go off on this chain even though he's wrong, and hilarity will ensue) A: Because we wouldn't let them kill Chewbacca. :wall: Just going to assume he meant Jews? :| I can post way more if you want, but for now I'm going to leave it here. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
May 31, 200917 yr [hide=]My friend and I (the friend mentioned in the excersize thread, the fat guy), we're both WWII geeks. We know the whole thing from top to bottom, and we have this one other idiot friend who knows nothing about everything. (we seriously believe him to be mentally [developmentally delayed], no joke.) Our favorite thing to do? Ask him trivia questions about WWII that he'll never get. Q: How did WWII start? A: Germany attacked America. Q: What happened on June 6, 1944? A: The Nazis blew up Normandy to save Jesus from the KKK. ...no comment. Q: What happened on December 7, 1941? A: The attack on Pearl Harbor. Q: Right, who attacked Pear Harbor though? A: China. Q: Why did China attack us? (just ket him go off on this chain even though he's wrong, and hilarity will ensue) A: Because we wouldn't let them kill Chewbacca. :wall: Just going to assume he meant Jews? :| I can post way more if you want, but for now I'm going to leave it here.[/hide] Some "friend" you are.
May 31, 200917 yr [hide=]My friend and I (the friend mentioned in the excersize thread, the fat guy), we're both WWII geeks. We know the whole thing from top to bottom, and we have this one other idiot friend who knows nothing about everything. (we seriously believe him to be mentally [developmentally delayed], no joke.) Our favorite thing to do? Ask him trivia questions about WWII that he'll never get. Q: How did WWII start? A: Germany attacked America. Q: What happened on June 6, 1944? A: The Nazis blew up Normandy to save Jesus from the KKK. ...no comment. Q: What happened on December 7, 1941? A: The attack on Pearl Harbor. Q: Right, who attacked Pear Harbor though? A: China. Q: Why did China attack us? (just ket him go off on this chain even though he's wrong, and hilarity will ensue) A: Because we wouldn't let them kill Chewbacca. :wall: Just going to assume he meant Jews? :| I can post way more if you want, but for now I'm going to leave it here.[/hide] Some "friend" you are. Stop acting like we're [bleep]ing exploiting him. It's my fault for not giving you the full story, but he's learning from this. Alot. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
May 31, 200917 yr [hide=]My friend and I (the friend mentioned in the excersize thread, the fat guy), we're both WWII geeks. We know the whole thing from top to bottom, and we have this one other idiot friend who knows nothing about everything. (we seriously believe him to be mentally [developmentally delayed], no joke.) Our favorite thing to do? Ask him trivia questions about WWII that he'll never get. Q: How did WWII start? A: Germany attacked America. Q: What happened on June 6, 1944? A: The Nazis blew up Normandy to save Jesus from the KKK. ...no comment. Q: What happened on December 7, 1941? A: The attack on Pearl Harbor. Q: Right, who attacked Pear Harbor though? A: China. Q: Why did China attack us? (just ket him go off on this chain even though he's wrong, and hilarity will ensue) A: Because we wouldn't let them kill Chewbacca. :wall: Just going to assume he meant Jews? :| I can post way more if you want, but for now I'm going to leave it here.[/hide] Some "friend" you are. Stop acting like we're [bleep] exploiting him. It's my fault for not giving you the full story, but he's learning from this. Alot. Give me the full story then. I'll be interested to hear how you can justify ridiculing someone you call a friend.
May 31, 200917 yr We have the fun with him, as I've said, but he knows we're doing it. We're telling him what really happened afterwards, everything he got wrong up there he knows now. He's a nice guy. I think he already knew it was Japan that bombed Pear Harbor though, he's just confusing them with China (like alot of people.) Get back here so I can rub your butt.
May 31, 200917 yr In all honesty, I can't take someone seriously if they answer a History question with the answer Chewbacca that doesn't deal with Star Wars. All these things are bloody annoying and really, I get no laugh or joy out of them, but if others can, hats off to them. Maybe if I throw a ball of string at them, they'll enjoy that for hours on end as well. A reflection is just a distorted reality held by glass and your mind.
May 31, 200917 yr In all honesty, I can't take someone seriously if they answer a History question with the answer Chewbacca that doesn't deal with Star Wars. All these things are bloody annoying and really, I get no laugh or joy out of them, but if others can, hats off to them. Maybe if I throw a ball of string at them, they'll enjoy that for hours on end as well. Keys work better. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
May 31, 200917 yr Look at how dumb the avarage person is, and realise the other half are even dumber. Something to add, though. Did anyone watch the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night? Well, for those who didn't, one segemnt was called "jay walking", which is where he (jay leno) Walks on the street and asks obvious questions to passers-by, to see how many can answer them correctly. One example was: "Complete this phrase: Revenge is _____" "I have no idea" *Camera zooms onto guys t-shirt, which says "Revenge is everywhere* Stupid people amuse me.
May 31, 200917 yr That reminds me of a vid posted on the Youtube thread, I'll try and find it. Edit in a sec ~ K, found it. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
May 31, 200917 yr That reminds me of a vid posted on the Youtube thread, I'll try and find it. Edit in a sec ~ K, found it. I'm only a minute to it, and I literally shed a tear of embaressment. I want to kill myself for simply living in the same country as those morons. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
May 31, 200917 yr That reminds me of a vid posted on the Youtube thread, I'll try and find it. Edit in a sec ~ K, found it. I'm only a minute to it, and I literally shed a tear of embaressment. I want to kill myself for simply living in the same country as those morons. You have to realize how biased that video is, and that a lot of those people just gave stupid answers for the hell of it, although there are some really stupid americans. Only an idiot would consider the entire nation to be filled with morons because of five or so people in a video. Yet tons of kids in my school use this video as a big part of their argument that americans are stupid.
May 31, 200917 yr We have the fun with him, as I've said, but he knows we're doing it. We're telling him what really happened afterwards, everything he got wrong up there he knows now. He's a nice guy. I think he already knew it was Japan that bombed Pear Harbor though, he's just confusing them with China (like alot of people.) And that makes it any better? If you were a real friend you wouldn't call him an idiot and exploit him like that, especially if you have reason to believe that he's actually mentally impaired.
May 31, 200917 yr We have the fun with him, as I've said, but he knows we're doing it. We're telling him what really happened afterwards, everything he got wrong up there he knows now. He's a nice guy. I think he already knew it was Japan that bombed Pear Harbor though, he's just confusing them with China (like alot of people.) And that makes it any better? If you were a real friend you wouldn't call him an idiot and exploit him like that, especially if you have reason to believe that he's actually mentally impaired. Oh cut the "real friend" crap. People make fun of their friends all the time.
May 31, 200917 yr We have the fun with him, as I've said, but he knows we're doing it. We're telling him what really happened afterwards, everything he got wrong up there he knows now. He's a nice guy. I think he already knew it was Japan that bombed Pear Harbor though, he's just confusing them with China (like alot of people.) And that makes it any better? If you were a real friend you wouldn't call him an idiot and exploit him like that, especially if you have reason to believe that he's actually mentally impaired. Oh cut the "real friend" crap. People make fun of their friends all the time. I'm well aware that friends can have a joke at each other's expense, but what dizzle posted was just ridiculous. I suppose you would be fine with being called an idiot by your friends? What if they thought you were mentally impaired and did it anyway? I suppose you'd be fine with them constantly asking asking you questions you don't know the answer too just so they can ridicule you? Sounds like a bunch of crappy friends if you ask me.
May 31, 200917 yr there are always gonna be people stupider than you think. its a fact of life I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come
May 31, 200917 yr Author Those Jay Walking and Look how stupid Americans are videos are, well, stupid. Lets use logic for a second. Jay Walking claims to ask random people on the street questions, then we see how stupid the average person is and we all laugh at him uh, one problem guys. Who watches his show? Yea average, random Americans. And they find it funny at how massivly stupid average Americans are. *facepalm* To explain it further: If average Americans are that stupid, no one would find "jay walking" funny, everyone would watch it and say "heck, sounds like a smart answer to me". I mean, come on guys, were not that much smarter than the average American. A little smarter, sure, but the gap really isn't that large. Those segments of shows are totally fake, people will say any stupid crap to get on national TV, and its getting annoying when you travel abroad and you talk to foreigners who see these videos online and think they are real. Sigh.
May 31, 200917 yr We have the fun with him, as I've said, but he knows we're doing it. We're telling him what really happened afterwards, everything he got wrong up there he knows now. He's a nice guy. I think he already knew it was Japan that bombed Pear Harbor though, he's just confusing them with China (like alot of people.) And that makes it any better? If you were a real friend you wouldn't call him an idiot and exploit him like that, especially if you have reason to believe that he's actually mentally impaired. Oh cut the "real friend" crap. People make fun of their friends all the time. I'm well aware that friends can have a joke at each other's expense, but what dizzle posted was just ridiculous. I suppose you would be fine with being called an idiot by your friends? What if they thought you were mentally impaired and did it anyway? I suppose you'd be fine with them constantly asking asking you questions you don't know the answer too just so they can ridicule you? Sounds like a bunch of crappy friends if you ask me. Different people do different things, this is how we joke around with each other. It's not like we're all just making fun of him, we all take our share of abuse from eachother. It's all in good fun, I just thought his was the funniest. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
May 31, 200917 yr Those Jay Walking and Look how stupid Americans are videos are, well, stupid. Lets use logic for a second. Jay Walking claims to ask random people on the street questions, then we see how stupid the average person is and we all laugh at him uh, one problem guys. Who watches his show? Yea average, random Americans. And they find it funny at how massivly stupid average Americans are. *facepalm* To explain it further: If average Americans are that stupid, no one would find "jay walking" funny, everyone would watch it and say "heck, sounds like a smart answer to me". I mean, come on guys, were not that much smarter than the average American. A little smarter, sure, but the gap really isn't that large. Those segments of shows are totally fake, people will say any stupid crap to get on national TV, and its getting annoying when you travel abroad and you talk to foreigners who see these videos online and think they are real. Sigh. Are most Americans idiots now? http://news.aol.com/article/abortion-do ... d%2F505406 (Read the comments)
May 31, 200917 yr Those Jay Walking and Look how stupid Americans are videos are, well, stupid. Lets use logic for a second. Jay Walking claims to ask random people on the street questions, then we see how stupid the average person is and we all laugh at him uh, one problem guys. Who watches his show? Yea average, random Americans. And they find it funny at how massivly stupid average Americans are. *facepalm* To explain it further: If average Americans are that stupid, no one would find "jay walking" funny, everyone would watch it and say "heck, sounds like a smart answer to me". I mean, come on guys, were not that much smarter than the average American. A little smarter, sure, but the gap really isn't that large. Those segments of shows are totally fake, people will say any stupid crap to get on national TV, and its getting annoying when you travel abroad and you talk to foreigners who see these videos online and think they are real. Sigh. Are most Americans idiots now? http://news.aol.com/article/abortion-do ... d%2F505406 (Read the comments) You can't compare religious views to logical views. That doesn't compare as we can't call someone stupid for what they believe in. So in a way, they aren't stupid cause they a) Are commenting based on their religious views and B) Not all Americans are religious and would say that same. Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored.
May 31, 200917 yr People who honestly believe Paul McCartney is dead. Or Elvis/Tupac is alive. "They had a look-a-like contest!" Right, even if he looked EXACTLY like Paul, he could sing/play guitar just as well? Write the songs? :wall:
May 31, 200917 yr Those Jay Walking and Look how stupid Americans are videos are, well, stupid. Lets use logic for a second. Jay Walking claims to ask random people on the street questions, then we see how stupid the average person is and we all laugh at him uh, one problem guys. Who watches his show? Yea average, random Americans. And they find it funny at how massivly stupid average Americans are. *facepalm* To explain it further: If average Americans are that stupid, no one would find "jay walking" funny, everyone would watch it and say "heck, sounds like a smart answer to me". I mean, come on guys, were not that much smarter than the average American. A little smarter, sure, but the gap really isn't that large. Those segments of shows are totally fake, people will say any stupid crap to get on national TV, and its getting annoying when you travel abroad and you talk to foreigners who see these videos online and think they are real. Sigh. Are most Americans idiots now? http://news.aol.com/article/abortion-do ... d%2F505406 (Read the comments) You can't compare religious views to logical views. That doesn't compare as we can't call someone stupid for what they believe in. So in a way, they aren't stupid cause they a) Are commenting based on their religious views and B) Not all Americans are religious and would say that same. I think it's pretty stupid when people start saying things like this: I HOPE IT HURT HIM ALOT I HOPE HE HAD A LOT OF PAIN BEFORE HE DIED !!!AND I HOPE HIS WIFE HAS A LOT OF PAIN FROM HER HUSBANDS DEATH, I HOPE SHE FEELS A LOT OF HORRABLE PAIN FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE, KINDA LIKE THEM UNBORN 6-7-8MTH OLD BABYS HAD BEFORE THEY DIED,THAT ABORTION DR HAD A LOT OF NERVE WALKING IN TO A CHURCH AND SERVING FOR GOD ! WTF, HOW DARE HE KILL AN UNBORN BABY AND BREAK ONE OF GODS LAWS, THOU SHALL NOT KILL !!! If I'm ever in Kansas I will make a point to PISS on Tillers grave.
May 31, 200917 yr I don't see how people can be so stupid to believe these. (There called chainmail >_>) ⅹ Last.fm YouTube Team A vs Team B M u s ii X Rocky Keane ⅹ
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