Danqazmlp Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Remove it if its too racist/offensive, But i'm not posting it to be either of those, it's just supposed to be a bit of fun. The scenario is simple, due to some major typo's by the world's religious leaders, EVERY world religion is at war with every other world religion. There are no rules in this war, everybody hates anybody from other religions, your friend was catholic, your buddhist, well he isn't your friend anymore. What happens to the Atheists, are you all going to join together and fight for your beliefs, or will you join a religion to save yourself? Are you going to move to a more 'safe' country to join with your religions army, or will you right tooth and nail ot protect your home. Don't forget the smaller faiths, scientologists may secretly hold some powerful positions remember. The war is on. Edit: So what would you do? What do you think would happen? [hide=Rough Map of world religions (not including smaller faiths)][/hide] Keep in mind this is a controversial topic. Please be respectful. If it gets out of hand, it will be locked. ~ Lionheart_0 Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 What are we supposed to discuss/post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 With around 1 billion Catholics, I think I'll join there... Technically I am one, so... :lol: That or join with the Deists. I don't think there would be a safe area, everybody on the planet has some kind of belief system, be it religion, atheism, etc. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I would play a fun game of kill anyone who starts taking charge of any large group. Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danqazmlp Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Well i guess you could go to Italy, i'd think at least there you could make a Catholic Stronghold. I'd probably join witht eh Protestant crowd here in the UK, but apart from the Scandinavia, were kinda isolated in Europe Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 There no aethist on the map(since it not a religion). Since Im an aethist, I'll lead the aethist group. :thumbup: Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danqazmlp Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 You've got to be quick a building your athiest army with 5 billion angry religious people with guns on your arse. Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I'd join the Jews; for funzies. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 It depends, it this before or after the zombie apocalypse? Or during :ohnoes: ? It's like the zombie survival thread, but thinking humans... much harder to defend against. Maybe this war started the zombie apocalypse :ohnoes: Already in a heavily Catholic area, may not have to travel far... :lol: I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I'd join up with the Catholics. We don't really hate on anyone, we help no matter what, and the rules aren't as strict as Christianity. That's why they need me to turn them into the Rambo of religions, instead of the Napoleon Dynamite. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Christianity has numbers and technology. Islam has numbers, a lesser scale and amount of technology, but a stronger grasp and influence on it's followers. It would be close in terms of infantry fights, but when you take into accounts planes, bombs, artillery, Nukes, ICBM's, WMD's, Christians would win before Muslims could even rally together. Dizzle, I don't want to be offensive, but are you being sarcastic? Don't hate on anyone (Same as discrimination), less strict on rules? I assume you're aware of their position on Homosexuality, the position of Women within the Church, the rules such as Abstinence as the only method of birth control, Women not being allowed to be a significant part of the church, Homosexuals not having the right within the religion to be married. I really it find it contradicting predicting Catholicism as the "laid-back" Christian religion, yes there has been some great members of it before, but in general the church is run by a bunch of close minded conservative idiots. No offense meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Dizzle, I don't want to be offensive, but are you being sarcastic? Don't hate on anyone (Same as discrimination), less strict on rules? Not sarcastic at all. Catholic religion is like Christianity's less uptight teenage son. First of all, we do not condemn other religions, we believe that you can get into heaven if you're good to people in general. Second, the Catholic Church doesn't try to own your life. You can pretty much do whatever you want as long as it's not at anyone else's expense. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldJoe Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 With the number of islamic people we take in, in the north, we'll have changed from Protestant by the end of this century if things continue as they are. Well, since I'm agnostic I'll join them i guess. I must say, i have gotten interested in Christianity lately - in a historic perspective, not religious. J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff moviesJe trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vieJe ne me reconnais plus dans les gensJe suis juste un cas désespérantEt comme personne ne viendra me réclamerJe terminerai comme un objet retrouvé Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 In all honesty, one of the only "churches" I know of that are actually open to every idea and person would be Unitarian Universalism. I don't know all that much about it but I have a friend who says it's cool, and it looks like it could be something interesting. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Dizzle, I don't want to be offensive, but are you being sarcastic? Don't hate on anyone (Same as discrimination), less strict on rules? Not sarcastic at all. Catholic religion is like Christianity's less uptight teenage son. First of all, we do not condemn other religions, we believe that you can get into heaven if you're good to people in general. Second, the Catholic Church doesn't try to own your life. You can pretty much do whatever you want as long as it's not at anyone else's expense. Yes, that is what the modern Catholic is like. The people leading the church though as I've already stated are nothing more than a bunch of conservative idiots who'd rather uphold the church's policies than see what is for the greater good of their followers. This pretty much proves that. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4081276.stm Pope Benedict, who was elected to succeed John Paul II in April, has already signalled that he will maintain a strictly traditional line on issues including abortion and homosexuality. I have no problem with the average Catholic, but I certainly have a problem with the Church in general. Dizzle, I was raised Catholic, I live in a Catholic nation and I attend a Jesuit school, I don't need to be told what Catholics believe or what the Catholic religion is about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Dizzle, I don't want to be offensive, but are you being sarcastic? Don't hate on anyone (Same as discrimination), less strict on rules? Not sarcastic at all. Catholic religion is like Christianity's less uptight teenage son. First of all, we do not condemn other religions, we believe that you can get into heaven if you're good to people in general. Second, the Catholic Church doesn't try to own your life. You can pretty much do whatever you want as long as it's not at anyone else's expense. Yes, that is what the modern Catholic is like. The people leading the church though as I've already stated are nothing more than a bunch of conservative idiots who'd rather uphold the church's policies than see what is for the greater good of their followers. This pretty much proves that. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4081276.stm Unfortunately you're right about that. Mostly the people leading the Church are more Christian than Catholic, which is why most people don't listen to them. My church is awesome. Once for a speech on the difference between good and evil, the priest brought in a life-sized manequin of Darth Vader :lol: He played he song and everything. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I'm confused as to what we do here. But as I am Catholic, I will be a Catholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 [hide=quotes]Dizzle, I don't want to be offensive, but are you being sarcastic? Don't hate on anyone (Same as discrimination), less strict on rules? Not sarcastic at all. Catholic religion is like Christianity's less uptight teenage son. First of all, we do not condemn other religions, we believe that you can get into heaven if you're good to people in general. Second, the Catholic Church doesn't try to own your life. You can pretty much do whatever you want as long as it's not at anyone else's expense. Yes, that is what the modern Catholic is like. The people leading the church though as I've already stated are nothing more than a bunch of conservative idiots who'd rather uphold the church's policies than see what is for the greater good of their followers. This pretty much proves that. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4081276.stm[/hide] Unfortunately you're right about that. Mostly the people leading the Church are more Christian than Catholic, which is why most people don't listen to them. My church is awesome. Once for a speech on the difference between good and evil, the priest brought in a life-sized manequin of Darth Vader :lol: He played he song and everything. Yes, once you go down lower in the scales there is quite a few good Catholics. The two Jesuit priests working in my school are the only religious people I see eye to eye with, one uses Simpsons quotes in his sermons more than Bible quotes to get his message across, the other puts so much time and effort into the school and local area (most impoverished area of Dublin) yet still remains the most relaxed and easy guy going, on a first impression you would probably expect him to be an intelligent Atheist, yet he delivers mass every day. If the Church had people like them running it, and started becoming more realistic, it would certainly appeal a lot more to younger generations and it wouldn't lose much dropping it's conservative and close minded attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danqazmlp Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 I thought the far east was fairly religious, mainly buddhist :S Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 The orange plan - "ohshi-": We supply at the outfitter store down the street and then hall [wagon] to the Appalachian trail (however you spell it...) and make a camp in the wilderness, resupplying at stores along the way. This is my plan from the words "Allah Akbar!". Hell, this is my plan for pretty much everything. Except maybe asteroids. Also, and I'm not trying to grammar nazi or anything, but I love how you correctly spelled "Appalachian" but misspelled "haul". It's always funny to see that kind of thing. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 If someone is threatening me with an overwhelming force I will just claim to be whatever religion they want me to be. As an atheist I have no qualms about lying to stay alive :D . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastortoise Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Us atheists will just carry out the plan Richard Dawkins forwarded us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I thought the far east was fairly religious, mainly buddhist :S The Far East is mainly what's called "Triple Religion", which is a combination of Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism. The first two are really prominent in eastern China, but they're more on the philosophy side than the religion side (not like there's a big difference in the east), which is probably what the map takes into account. Anyway, although I classify myself as a Christian (Protestant), I don't really like organized religion, so I suppose I'd hide out in Greenland or something. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Form/join a guerrilla atheistic or agnostic group and hide out somewhere in the mountains. Full out religious war is impossible, simply because all religions are intertwined together. I work or go to school with people ranging from atheists or agnostics to Catholics, Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Judaists, and so on. But if it were a long term escalation, where tensions grew and people moved into communities where only people of their religion were welcome, it could be possible. Either way, I imagine in America, if this ever were to happen, Christians who are the majority here, would be the ruling class, and would oppress all minority religions (plus atheism). I don't think it would be just like a Christian kills all other religions on sight, but all others are second class citizens or are banned from practicing their religion. Anyways, I'd use guerrilla warfare to fight the religious state. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Either way, I imagine in America, if this ever were to happen, Christians who are the majority here, would be the ruling class, and would oppress all minority religions (plus atheism). I don't think it would be just like a Christian kills all other religions on sight, but all others are second class citizens or are banned from practicing their religion. Anyways, I'd use guerrilla warfare to fight the religious state. Thing is, Christianity has so many denominations that I doubt any would be able to get enough of a majority for that to happen. If that could have happened it would have, I think :lol: Just means that it may be Christians fighting Christians and them being too busy to fight back against other faiths :lol: Though I can try to take out WBC early on... I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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