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Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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"5" gum lasts for so long! I find some of the flavours bad though :(

 

The only flavor I don't like is Zing. The pack that I got was bad quality and it tasted like crap :/. Rain is also pretty far down, but that is because I don't like spearmint all that much.

 

 

 

I'm not into gum as much as I used to be. I used to go through through 3+ pieces/day usually. Since I haven't gotten any big packs recently, I'm comfortably at 0-3 pieces a day :D.

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I rarely chew gum. I find the whole process to be obnoxious.

 

There is nothing worse than being stuck sitting next to someone who is chomping and cracking on their gum. The sound of it makes me want to hit them very hard. I have the potential for being the annoying gum chewer myself, so I just avoid it altogether.

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I can't blow bubbles. :(

 

I just got two packs of these (yep, I went downtown specifically to buy them):

 

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I chew on them cause I decided to stop biting my lips. I don't know if it's because I just had sour candy but they burn. Real bad.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Has anybody ever blown a bubble that's really big, and it popped, but just kind of flattened out and layed down on your chin? It's awesome when that happens.

 

Yeah that's pretty cool. But I hate it when I haven't shaved in a couple days, then when it goes on my chin it sticks to the hairs and I have to get a new piece :(

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Eating too much gum makes your brain thinks you're eating, so it produces extra stomach acid which leads to a load of stomach problems. Plus I think people chewing gum look a bit gormless. I'll stick to a mint next time I have hangover breath.

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Do mints not do that too?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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I practically always have gum in my mouth, and this seems to be the holy grail of gum. Some gum "dissolves" after a couple hours, and other kinds get really tough and dry, and some have pieces that get tinier as you chew, but this kind can last for an entire day. <3:

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I used to chew gum all the time when I went to school. I did it for the nice taste, to give me something to do, to make my breath smell better after eating something, and so I could spit it out on walls and spite my school. Extra was my preferred brand.

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Do mints not do that too?

 

A mint lasts for a couple of minutes, and you're not chewing. Well if you are, it lasts a few seconds so not a lot of stomach acid is produced because it knows you're not eating much. Whereas gum lasts for, what, 20-30 minutes? I know I've had gum in for a couple hours before. So the stomach thinks you're eating a proper meal and will therefore produce enough acid to digest a meal.

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I just bought some of that new, "5" gum. My god that stuff is good.

 

 

 

But I usually don't chew gum, everyone in my family wants a piece otherwise, and we amazingly go through about 5 packets of the PK Stuff in 2 days :shock:

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How many are you?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Maybe 7 pieces? My sister usually has about 4 at once. :shock:

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I haven't chewed a piece of gum in running on 5 years. I couldn't when I had braces, but it never really thrilled me so when they came off, I didn't really care.

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I haven't chewed a piece of gum in running on 5 years. I couldn't when I had braces, but it never really thrilled me so when they came off, I didn't really care.

 

WHAT?!?! :shock:

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Stride, when I buy it... not usually though: it's just too expensive.

 

 

 

I've never really tried many different brands/types/flavors of gum before, so I'm not really an experienced gum-chewer.

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