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Ball Over the Fence - How Would YOU Get it Back?

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i hope he shoots you for trespassing

 

For retrieveing a ball that's rightfully hers? And that is being held hostage?

 

Dizzle is a girl?

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i hope he shoots you for trespassing

 

For retrieveing a ball that's rightfully hers? And that is being held hostage?

 

Dizzle is a girl?

 

 

 

It's sort of a running joke. One that he will most likely use on me forever.

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i hope he shoots you for trespassing

 

For retrieveing a ball that's rightfully hers? And that is being held hostage?

 

Dizzle is a girl?

 

 

 

D: yup.

 

 

 

 

 

And I lol'd at the idea of some ball all tied up in an interrogation room.

Bet the man he cant get out of the grape vine.

 

That will show him.

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This isn't the old man's fault. It is your fault for the ball going on his property. Revenge on him is idiocy because he did nothing wrong.

 

 

 

He probably didn't even care that ball went onto his grass. What he cares about is the fact that you are irresponsible enough to let the ball go on his property. This time it went on the grass, but next time it could easily go through a window or break something else back there.

 

 

 

Seriously, [bleep] you for thinking any of this is his fault. Also, he has to mow the grass sometime anyhow and the ball will be moved then.

 

 

 

First of all, my sister got it back there, not me. Second, it's my property and he has no legal right to keep it. [bleep] off, I'm getting it back, and him back along the way.

 

 

 

An interesting idea I got from the wording there. Hmmm.....

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This must be the funniest thread ever :D

 

 

 

Oh, and good luck getting the ball back ;)

 

 

 

Probably :D

 

 

 

Anyway, since I can't think of any revenge besides property damage, and it's going to be at least a day before I can pull this all together, I'm going to do this.

 

 

 

Ask him for the ball back, on the condition that I will tell me sister to instead practice with her friends at the park, and if this goes through, I intend to keep my word.

 

 

 

What do you think? Revenge or try for concessions?

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What kind of ball anyway?

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This must be the funniest thread ever :D

 

 

 

Oh, and good luck getting the ball back ;)

 

 

 

Probably :D

 

 

 

Anyway, since I can't think of any revenge besides property damage, and it's going to be at least a day before I can pull this all together, I'm going to do this.

 

 

 

Ask him for the ball back, on the condition that I will tell me sister to instead practice with her friends at the park, and if this goes through, I intend to keep my word.

 

 

 

What do you think? Revenge or try for concessions?

 

 

 

Just ask him for the ball back. Going in there and trying to take it, and getting caught in the process will just result in you most certainly not getting your ball back. At least, legally.

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Settle down you guys or i will force you all to watch this (And the following image is so ironically on topic - movie about the post. xD)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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i think you should just walk in and pick it up you dipsh*t

 

 

 

You mustn't forget the importance of entertainment.

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Settle down you guys or i will force you all to watch this (And the following image is so ironically on topic - movie about the post. xD)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pshh, I already suggested this.

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What kind of ball anyway?

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What kind of ball anyway?

 

 

 

Soccer ball, they sell in local stores anywhere from $20-$40. No idea how much this one in particular was.

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This thread is entertaining, no doubt.

 

 

 

Get a friend to dress up as a scout or missionary and knock on his front door. Heh I dont know what he can legally do. Kid's are kids for christ sakes. why dont your parents talk to him?

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Why was this locked earlier?

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Yea, I swear this was locked.

 

And it's been brought up twice, but seriously. The Sandlot. Go.

 

I was playing Wiffleball once in my friend's backyard (there were like 10 of us). Anyway, it was 10 PM, and a pitch happened to roll under a small gap in the fence separating his yard from his neighbor's.

 

So we're all standing there, wondering what to do.

 

We spot a sign on the neighbor's porch/back door. It says "BEWARE OF ATTACK --OG." Something starts barking. So we're all thinking "OH [bleep]"

 

But then we look closer and it says "BEWARE OF ATTACK FROG."

 

But of course, there's still the barking dog. So half of us decide to go ring the neighbor's front door. But meanwhile, one of us (a fairly athletic guy) climbs a tree - I follow him up. He then jumps the fence, and with my directing, grabs the ball and somehow jumps back over. But of course, the guys who went to the front door finally get the neighbor to go check for the ball right then, and of course, there's no ball any more.

 

We managed to convince her (the neighbor) that we got the ball back though. Thankfully she didn't call the cops or anything.

 

Unless he has a camera fixed on the spot where the ball is, or he's always watching his backyard, it shouldn't be too hard sprinting in, grabbing it, and sprinting out. Only problem would be if the gate squeaks or something.

 

(Just build a robot and send it in.)

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Do you have his phone number?

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Your scenario:

 

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Solution:

 

Use the force.

 

 

 

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But for real, just ask whoever owns property to give it to you?

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take the ball in the middle of the night... and leave a cantelope or something else that is round and will decompose in its place.

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How old are you, seriously? Walk into his yard and take it, all if he call's the police let him, it's a ball in his yard, come on.

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Is that a fishing pole?

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idk, use your imagination. :lol:

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