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Wow, are you serious?

 

"How's your hay fever?"

 

"Fine. I just jacked off."

 

#-o

 

:lol:

 

I can't test this. Seeing as I have no allergies.

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Are they doing this for religious reasons to get people to see less porn? I am going to view extra just to piss them off.

 

 

 

EDIT: I should say just to spite them, since it won't piss them off because they will never know. Unless the Ukrainian government has a Tip.it'er on their staff.

 

 

 

 

 

Reported IRL :D

 

 

 

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Wow, are you serious?

 

"How's your hay fever?"

 

"Fine. I just jacked off."

 

#-o

 

Thats like....

 

 

 

"Hey I found a cure for aids and swine flu!"

 

"what?"

 

"Jacking off!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ot:

 

 

 

I think this is stupid. Pretty soon more countries will do the same and people will just make their own or bootleg it.

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Thats like....

 

 

 

"Hey I found a cure for aids and swine flu!"

 

"what?"

 

"Jacking off!"

 

 

 

How so? The medical explanation on how sex could treat allergies(at least short term) makes sense.

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Thats like....

 

 

 

"Hey I found a cure for aids and swine flu!"

 

"what?"

 

"Jacking off!"

 

 

 

How so? The medical explanation on how sex could treat allergies(at least short term) makes sense.

 

 

 

It was a joke. :ugeek:

 

 

 

my bad then

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I don't really understand this, but I wouldn't concern myself with that even if I lived there: banning something that people do not almost universally dislike only makes it more popular... kids are going to be trading in Playboys and whatnot instead of cigarettes and roaches. Hardly see what the problem is.

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Not really wise. I'm sure it was more of a positive force than a negative one. Unless of course it was some "strange" kind, which should/would be banned regardless. To ban it entirely doesn't seem to be very well thought out.

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Wow, I think i should watch the news more often. I, myself am Ukrainian and had no clue about this (along with other things happening there), but I think it's one of the many of mistakes Ukraine has made over the past years :S

 

 

 

Also, I agree that banning it would only increase the number of sexual crime cases. See how it goes, good thing I keep in touch with all friends over there who can always tell me if something bad happens in the area >_>

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Solution: Close your window + door next time when watching porn.

 

 

 

This seems like a real easy law to break. I don't think people would watch porn in a group and jack off together or stuff like that (I certainly don't) Most of the people I know watch it privately without anyone even knowing.

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Solution: Close your window + door next time when watching porn.

 

 

 

This seems like a real easy law to break. I don't think people would watch porn in a group and jack off together or stuff like that (I certainly don't) Most of the people I know watch it privately without anyone even knowing.

 

I maintain the belief that some people do it in groups.

 

 

 

TrueCrypt and Tor will make such short work of this law....

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I find Ukraine girls hotter than any other race :(

 

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I find Ukraine girls hotter than any other race :(

 

Talking bout Jackie of That '70s show arent you?

 

 

 

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I find Ukraine girls hotter than any other race :(

 

 

 

I'm 50% Ukraine. *wink*

 

What are you wearing right now? =P~

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I find Ukraine girls hotter than any other race :(

 

 

 

I'm 50% Ukraine. *wink*

 

What are you wearing right now? =P~

 

 

 

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Sometimes people NEED to go there.

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I find Ukraine girls hotter than any other race :(

 

 

 

I'm 50% Ukraine. *wink*

 

What are you wearing right now? =P~

 

 

 

http://www.eharmony.com

 

 

 

Sometimes people NEED to go there.

 

Who needs to when you catch a train?

 

See a cute chick? Sit next to her and start talking.

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Ukraine's ratio of men to women is about to see some serious change.

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Who needs to when you catch a train?

 

See a cute chick? Sit next to her and start talking.

 

And forget to ask her phone number? :lol:

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Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

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Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Who needs to when you catch a train?

 

See a cute chick? Sit next to her and start talking.

 

And forget to ask her phone number? :lol:

 

I'm telling people to stay away from the dating sites, and it was a 1 off....

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