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A canoe that doubles as a rocket so you can either:

 

-fly along the water at high speeds.

 

-jump out and let it smash into something and go boom. :)

 

 

 

A knife that doubles as a fork. You go up to an assasination target during a party at his house and when you're picking things up with your 'fife', you unleash the knife, stab him in the jugular, run like hell.

 

 

 

A mouse that doubles as a grenade.

 

A pancake that grows bigger doubles as a flying carpet.

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A watch that acts as a stereo.

 

 

 

Be able to play your theme music at certain moments: awesome.

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Shoes that release some sort of gas when you step a certain way(like on a certain section)

 

A tie that has an explosive in it (would have to be a clip on)

 

a switchblade/gun cell phone

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

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Shoes that release some sort of gas when you step a certain way(like on a certain section)

 

This :twss:

 

 

 

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A beer helmet with beer cans that are filled with some sort of propellant fuel, that you can blow air into to fuel the fire and launch yourself into space.

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A beer helmet with beer cans that are filled with some sort of propellant fuel, that you can blow air into to fuel the fire and launch yourself into space.

 

That sounds like its gonna end up blowing your head off....

 

 

 

 

 

That sir, is something I had not though of :|

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That watch has a camera, a microphone, GPS, thermal sensing, a radio, and a laser cutting tool. Unfortunatly, it does not tell time.

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A watch that has a cellphone, laser, hook, mp3 player, and access to the Internet??

 

 

 

I would want to know the exact defense capabilities of the presidents car, but that's going off topic.

 

 

 

I think that fits in this topic. The President's car is an absolute beast. The doors are huge, thick enough to stop almost any bullet. It's got it's own supply of oxygen incase of a biohazardous attack, and enough defensive capabilities to keep the President safe in almost any situation. Most of it is classified information, but what we do get to hear about makes it sound like a bunker. There's a reason it's nicknamed "The Beast". I remember most of this stuff from a documentary I saw on the History Channel.

 

Or you can look at this picture....which explains quite a lot.

 

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Dang. That thing must weigh a ton... or seven or eight.

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A watch that has a cellphone, laser, hook, mp3 player, and access to the Internet??

 

 

 

I would want to know the exact defense capabilities of the presidents car, but that's going off topic.

 

 

 

I think that fits in this topic. The President's car is an absolute beast. The doors are huge, thick enough to stop almost any bullet. It's got it's own supply of oxygen incase of a biohazardous attack, and enough defensive capabilities to keep the President safe in almost any situation. Most of it is classified information, but what we do get to hear about makes it sound like a bunker. There's a reason it's nicknamed "The Beast". I remember most of this stuff from a documentary I saw on the History Channel.

 

Or you can look at this picture....which explains quite a lot.

 

presidential_limo_cadillac_one_a_look_inside.jpg

 

 

 

Dang. That thing must weigh a ton... or seven or eight.

 

 

 

it probably does. i still can't belive the president pays a toll.

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There's probably lots of secret agent things that are out there, with the SS or whatever... They just can't tell us. I wouldn't be surprised if those glasses had some kind of x-ray/metal detecting vision inside of them, illegal I believe, but that doesn't stop them from doing it. I would want to know the exact defense capabilities of the presidents car, but that's going off topic. I don't know really, there's a lot of things that could be thought of but that are just so common that it's useless to bring up, like grappling hooks, invisible cloaks etc...

 

The reasons why some "secret spy" things will be kept from the public is simple, too many perverts out there.

 

You need to stop watching so many spy flicks.

 

They either don't have tech at that level, or it's locked up inactive at some top secret military warehouse waiting until WW3 forces them to reveal it. Using technology of that level makes its discovery by other governments inevitable, with increasing tensions between the US and China, world war is a good possibility, and honestly, a president's life isn't worth outing their military secrets.

 

Nothing to do with perverts, just military secrecy.

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