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Remember the april Fools from a few years back?...

 

 

 

http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well it might actually be coming true lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Web search firm Google has formed a partnership with US space agency Nasa in an effort to harness new technology which could boost the space programme... more

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ROFL!

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OMG PRICELESS!!! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Google Copernicus Center is hiring

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Google is interviewing candidates for engineering positions at our lunar hosting and research center, opening late in the spring of 2007.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This unique opportunity is available only to highly-qualified individuals who are willing to relocate for an extended period of time, are in top physical condition and are capable of surviving with limited access to such modern conveniences as soy low-fat lattes, The Sopranos and a steady supply of oxygen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Google Copernicus Hosting Environment and Experiment in Search Engineering (G.C.H.E.E.S.E.) is a fully integrated research, development and technology facility at which Google will be conducting experiments in entropized information filtering, high-density high-delivery hosting (HiDeHiDeHo) and de-oxygenated cubicle dwelling. This center will provide a unique platform from which Google will leapfrog current terrestrial-based technologies and bring information access to new heights of utility.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol: cant stop laughing... :lol:

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.

 

In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.

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I need mah Soy low-fat lattes to live, man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Along with oxygen. I don't need oxygen as much as I need mah soy though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MAAAHHH SOOYYY.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyways, this looks like one of those things where it's cool, but you can't help laughing. And so, the following comment in based on it being cool, and laughing at it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WOAH! AWESOME! HAHAHAHAHAH!

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thats awesome :lol: funny though, if google says its planning on going to the moon everyone thinks its cool, but if microsoft would have everyone would of been screaming about a monopoly on space.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Microsoft lacks a thing called ethics at least with Google people can trust that there not goin to be screwed over.

~Dan64Au

Since 27 Aug 2002

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thats awesome :lol: funny though, if google says its planning on going to the moon everyone thinks its cool, but if microsoft would have everyone would of been screaming about a monopoly on space.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Microsoft lacks a thing called ethics at least with Google people can trust that there not goin to be screwed over.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol :lol: I find the name quite funny... G.C.H.E.E.S.E.

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I wish i'd have invested like 5 bucks in Google... I'd be a freeking millionaire for jeebees sakes. Gotta live withouht soy? What? lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think the price of a single share was like $86 when Google went public :P But I do get what you're saying :wink:

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thats awesome :lol: funny though, if google says its planning on going to the moon everyone thinks its cool, but if microsoft would have everyone would of been screaming about a monopoly on space.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Microsoft lacks a thing called ethics at least with Google people can trust that there not goin to be screwed over.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

watch it google get a momopoly on everything on earth pretends to be are firends then kills big bill and takes over space and

People of earth Google is ur master serve are needs or we will read all ur gmail.
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