Pinkbullet3 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 No one talks about this in school, but there's a sign on our Student Activities Office's door that reads: "GYM SHIRTS ARE NOW IN!" ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 No one talks about this in school, but there's a sign on our Student Activities Office's door that reads: "GYM SHIRTS ARE NOW IN!" ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Runescape Bowman 2 tournaments in class The Helicopter Game Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Runescape Bowman 2 tournaments in class The Helicopter Game Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 In ROTC we have "This one time, at band camp..." One of the new guys actually told a band camp story during training week, and that kicked it off. It can be said at random or when starting a story, but has to be said with that sort of deep mocking voice. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 In ROTC we have "This one time, at band camp..." One of the new guys actually told a band camp story during training week, and that kicked it off. It can be said at random or when starting a story, but has to be said with that sort of deep mocking voice. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 "That's what she said" is one I hear alot in school. I say that waaay to much. #-o 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 "That's what she said" is one I hear alot in school. I say that waaay to much. #-o 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuppyKing Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Something about "LoL Grenades"... :? And the first month of school, my friend made a bunch of little cards that say "Friend Request" on them, just like on facebook. :) Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuppyKing Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Something about "LoL Grenades"... :? And the first month of school, my friend made a bunch of little cards that say "Friend Request" on them, just like on facebook. :) Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Something about "LoL Grenades"... :? And the first month of school, my friend made a bunch of little cards that say "Friend Request" on them, just like on facebook. :) If he went around giving them to people he didn't know/barley knew then he's brilliant. That has to be hilarious and brilliant all at once. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Something about "LoL Grenades"... :? And the first month of school, my friend made a bunch of little cards that say "Friend Request" on them, just like on facebook. :) If he went around giving them to people he didn't know/barley knew then he's brilliant. That has to be hilarious and brilliant all at once. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild_goat_14 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Teacher: Ok, you can do this math problem a couple of ways. What do you want to do first? Student: You. I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.So, what is 1.111... equal to?10/9. Please don't continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild_goat_14 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Teacher: Ok, you can do this math problem a couple of ways. What do you want to do first? Student: You. I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.So, what is 1.111... equal to?10/9. Please don't continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Teacher: Ok, you can do this math problem a couple of ways. What do you want to do first? Student: You. I think I just died a little inside. :cry: Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Teacher: Ok, you can do this math problem a couple of ways. What do you want to do first? Student: You. I think I just died a little inside. :cry: Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 And the first month of school, my friend made a bunch of little cards that say "Friend Request" on them, just like on facebook. :) That is awesome. I wish I would have thought of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkn0wnwarrior Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 And the first month of school, my friend made a bunch of little cards that say "Friend Request" on them, just like on facebook. :) That is awesome. I wish I would have thought of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio666 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Mr. Reynolds...... If anyone's in my school, they'll get it "Probably the worst thing I do is take bubble baths. But manly ones." No matter what the avatar looks like, I'm male Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 There's a teacher at my school called Mr. Neal. So every time he does something slightly odd, a friend of mine starts calling him "Keepin' it Neal." Other than that, not much except the occasional Chuck Norris joke, spawning a spew of Chuck Norris jokes from anyone in the vicinity for about 15 minutes. Also, I think this thread got hit by the forum space/time paradox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 A friend of mine recently started soing this which I find hilarious. Anytime someone says anything that could have a position of power in the military (for example "Look, you need to know the general direction in which you are heading" or "Let's play the F Major scale" (yes using band examples XD) he will instantly salute and say "General Direction!" or "Major Chord!" It's pretty awesome in class when it just happens unexpectedly. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 A friend of mine recently started soing this which I find hilarious. Anytime someone says anything that could have a position of power in the military (for example "Look, you need to know the general direction in which you are heading" or "Let's play the F Major scale" (yes using band examples XD) he will instantly salute and say "General Direction!" or "Major Chord!" It's pretty awesome in class when it just happens unexpectedly.Lmao, that is pretty awesome. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canineteeth Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Um bagging, where you empty someones bag, turn it inside out, and replace the contents - also works with pencil cases ;) My school used to do that. Then when kids started zip-tying the bags closed and hanging them from the ceiling the school started handing out referrals for doing it. That was happening in my school until they started doing it to the nerdy kids, who complained and led to it being a suspendable offense. Then it went to hornets (tight wads of paper slingshotted via rubberband, hurts) which led to rubberbands getting banned. Then it was smoking smarties (shows how mornic they are, pretend to smoke crushed smarties). Other then that its been mostly epic fail (one of our teachers says it often), thats what she said, etc. Though some kids in my class (ex. 1, ugozima [whose in my classes]) use stuff like "what is this i dont even", "the game", and sometimes I mock the nerdiest kid in the class by saying " i herd u liek mudkipz". He keeps on thinking mudkipz stands for something else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustangs407 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Um bagging, where you empty someones bag, turn it inside out, and replace the contents - also works with pencil cases ;) My school used to do that. Then when kids started zip-tying the bags closed and hanging them from the ceiling the school started handing out referrals for doing it. That was happening in my school until they started doing it to the nerdy kids, who complained and led to it being a suspendable offense. Then it went to hornets (tight wads of paper slingshotted via rubberband, hurts) which led to rubberbands getting banned. Then it was smoking smarties (shows how mornic they are, pretend to smoke crushed smarties). Other then that its been mostly epic fail (one of our teachers says it often), thats what she said, etc. Though some kids in my class (ex. 1, ugozima [whose in my classes]) use stuff like "what is this i dont even", "the game", and sometimes I mock the nerdiest kid in the class by saying " i herd u liek mudkipz". He keeps on thinking mudkipz stands for something else...Shoot do you happen to go to the same school as me Cause i remember when i was in 7th grade Everyone was smoking smarties even i did it . Then after 8th grade started it just died eventualy and at the end o f6th grade some guys would be like you wanna start something and than the other one start playing pattycake with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 If you say emma watson you get punched ten times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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