Most Runescapers will never realize that the word "dude" isn't spelled "dood."

 

Damn man, don't go Dissing my Doods.

 

(I only say it like that 'cuz of Disegea, nerd that I am)

Most Runescapers will never own a Divine Spirit Shield or a Blue Partyhat.

Most Runescapers will never;

+--Divide by 0 [those that have managed to get a Duel Tornament going will have to disagree]

+--Find true love [though apparently e-love is just as good? Go Debate forum and add your opinion]

+--Produce a music track and MAKE MONEY ON IT -__- [nerd YT uploaders, buying .mp3s and thievisying it :(...given up]

+--Have an emotionally stable and healthy relationship with their parent/guardian [calling all the sheltered kids x-)]

+-- Speak fluently any formal language ["lol" is not an adequate response to all stimuli, be it emotional, phsyical or 'spiritual', whatever form that may take (ATHEISM FULL OF WIN :o)]

Couple of others, but friend phoning and got to cut it short, sayonara.

..Wont realize that the game they thought was runescape, isn't runescape.

Most runescapers will never... leave their mother's basement.

 

..... eat something that wasn't microwaved or covered in grease.

 

And I have stopped mid slayer task to hang out with friends so..... yeah burn!

 

 

The middle one applies to me but I don't play RS :rolleyes:

 

Most Runescapers will never be me.

Most Runescapers wont stop bickering of the smallest of stupid pixel items/words/people etc.

 

Most Runescapers will pixel date some fat chick thats really a guy :ugeek:

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• Most Runescapers will never square root a negative number
  
• Most Runescapers will never finish school
  
• Most Runescapers will never leave their basement
  
• Most Runescapers will never reach the stars
  
• Most Runescapers will never get it
  
• Most Runescapers will never make it to 2736 overall
  
• Most Runescapers will never buy a Wii Fit to lose weight
  
• Most Runescapers will never love getting banned
   
  

...relise that they have a choice to do a new content update

...relise that f2pers are normal human beings.

...relise that Jagex NEVER reverses updates.

Most RuneScapers will never know how different clanning is from the rest of the game. The clan scene is one of extreme organization, dynamics, and entwined communities. No other branch of RuneScape, built-in or otherwise, can compare.

...get 99 stats.

Get exactly 666 xp in every skill.

will never stop complaining about how RS used to be

Be Happy About An Update.....=P