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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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I wish I would make all toys on this planet alive and kill their owners.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No more kids for the way. :twisted:

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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

You manage to get them alive, but all the rednecks blow them all apart with their shotguns before they can kill anyone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish TheBlazekinMaster would stop banning me on the "You're Banned" game and let some1 else do it.

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Granted, you have now been banned by me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a mustang.

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Granted, some admin bans you from Tip.It for real and reports you to any other website, and you're doomed from the internet, no matter where you go you get banned in 15 seconds. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would make all toys on this planet alive and kill their owners.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No more kids for the way. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This time the toys are invincible.

Granted, you're now called "Idiotic moron" and everyone makes fun of your name.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would make all toys on this planet alive and kill their owners.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No more kids for the way. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This time the toys are invincible AND only attack their owners. I have no toys.

Granted, but no one buys the toy's, so you get stuck with them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish all my wish's were granted, unflawed/corrupted.

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My Farewell thread. Please post nicely, or die. :^_^:

Yea, I'd vote for him too. But I don't think they let Iraqis vote :P

Granted, you soon get bored since there is no disaster.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would make all toys on this planet alive and kill their owners.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No more kids for the way. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This time the toys are invincible AND only attack their owners. And they don't have to buy them as they already have them. I have no toys.

Granted, but your mother bought you a toy for your Birthday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that BlazikenMaster posted on my blog. :anxious:

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My Farewell thread. Please post nicely, or die. :^_^:

Yea, I'd vote for him too. But I don't think they let Iraqis vote :P

#-o Ok, you win. I couldn't live it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, you find out I posted it in your dreams, then you wake up you can't find my posts in it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could do something VERY evil without failing or it being me ending up being dead, slave, or anything terrible happen to me.

Granted, but you found nothing good to do, because you couldn't end up dead, slave, or bad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had a nicer TV in my room.

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My Farewell thread. Please post nicely, or die. :^_^:

Yea, I'd vote for him too. But I don't think they let Iraqis vote :P

Granted, however the criminals with the guns are not so they steal it and you get angry for months.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish streetcars would become magical.

Granted, but one fly's and hit's you in the head, therefore killing you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was playing Runescape right now. Zomg! I'm playing Runescape right now! Laters!

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My Farewell thread. Please post nicely, or die. :^_^:

Yea, I'd vote for him too. But I don't think they let Iraqis vote :P

Granted, but all the training spots are busy, and fishing, fletching, and more skills that can be done no matter how busy a place is get's removed. (that doesn't include woodcutting or firemaking however)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for the president of the united states.

Granted, but you arn't careful with him and he breaks, you are thrown in jail for 150 years, with no proper funeral.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a Polaris 900 fusion with a 2in paddle track.

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It's a Polaris 897 :ohnoes:

 

 

 

What do you mean there is no 897? How else do you think they got to the current 900 model?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for TheBlazikenMaster to post a link to an audio file of himself singing the Pokerap (think Season One) in its entirety.

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

I would but I don't have a microphone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I would meet SpongeBob SquarePants in real life, then I would prove to him anything that Squipward told him right.

Spongebob dies 20 minutes after he leaves the water of not being moist.

 

 

 

So we wipe the toilet with him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was in a entirely white cushioned room with an air conditioner in it and pizza deliveries every day with a variety of vegetables,fruits, and meat products. :D

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you get stinky meat, and your ac broke and it was a very very very very very very very very very very (crowd: get on with it!!!!) ok sry so you melt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish pokemon were real in this world

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Click Here!

You get to 99, but the game engine crashes and resets your level to 1.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that i could make and sell a million-dollar program.

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

granted but you choke on an anchovy and die

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had a milkshake right now

[omg] who cares if its nerfed or fixed....

you people will argue over the color of a green apple if it was a topic on this fourm god.

Granted, but some weirdo puts orange juice in it and ruins it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish woodcutting on RS wasn't so boring.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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