Granted, but the tree falls on you then a thunderbolt hits it, thus killing you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there weren't abyss pkers during the day

there aren't, and theres no abyys during the day either!!!! good luck getting those naturs!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that people would stop posting wishees with very small text in them.

Granted, they now post in creepy text.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you didn't wish that.

Granted but everyone else can still wish that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a blue phat...no wait a BLACK phat

Granted, you get a blue partyhat after all because the wish is granted before you can change your mind. And everyone laughs at you since it's just a paperhat because you didn't say RuneScape, so you get one in real life which is of course just a paperhat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish comic were animated, I'm sick and tired of reading comics that seems to be frozen.

granted but when you turn to a steelix page steelix painfully attacks you

You didn't wish for anything.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I am to become the smartest person on the planet within the next few years and that, because I'm so smart, nothing can hurt me because I always know it's coming.

granted...but an evil villian sucks your mind out of your body and kills your brain ( :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish pokemon were real but they could never attack me ( :D )

Granted, but the angry population of the earth that are Pokemon haters go to your house and massacre you and use all the Spanish Inquisition's Tortures on you for wishing that wish! Then the armies of the earth join together to put all the pokemons by the force tto the bermuda's triangle and then Nuke them so ther eis no more pokemon, thank god!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the person that will post next to me will be a nice pretty hot girl that loves me.

granted but she already is married/engaged/has a boyfriend and cannot leave him

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had more free time in the day

Granted, you're/will be fired of your work, school, college, university and whatever, you become poor and start starving in the cold streets of a random micro-nation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i can beat Chuck Norris.

granted, but another super-powerful punch boxer kills you :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish pokemon were real but would never attack anyone unless they are challenged

Granted, then some other random guy who loves that thnig of stuffs wish that the digimons were alive aand they kill the pokemons and then a mega interdimentional vortex open and appear the RuneMons, and they kill the digi mon, and then appears the Intermon and a lot more of mons who fight each other in the ultimate powerfull battle when all the humanity gets killed..All??? NO! i was wrong because angels sang out and down from the heavens descended, oh wait, it is not Chuck Norris.. IT IS THE CHUNKMONS!! They own every mon in the world and commit suicide, now there is nothing in the universe, all thanks to you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i can be adored like Rocky Balboa!

granted, but then you fall off a cliff :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish pokemon were real and never attacked unless they were challenged but this time they have the ability to regenerate and regenerate any extinct species of anything (even humans)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

edit: dude why is this forbbiden? i was just laughing...

Granted, but he isn't famous anymore by the time you get your wish, so you don't get famous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish a box full of magical ice cubes that can keep cold and can't melt even in hottest situations.

Granted, but he isn't famous anymore by the time you get your wish, so you don't get famous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish a box full of magical ice cubes that can keep cold and can't melt even in hottest situations.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol too late TheBlazikenMaster

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

granted but you fall off a cliff :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish the same thing i wished before TheBlazikenMaster posted

Granted, they freeze anything they touch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish people would stop ignoring limitaions like:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"....and I won't get banned and die"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and grant stupidly like this:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Granted, you get banned for life and die in a car accident"

granted, you get banned for life and die in a car accident :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i never wished

Granted, so you didn`t thoug, so if you donnot think you donnot exist according to descartes, so you don`t exist!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could multimply myself and conquer the world.

Granted, but you fail to make some of the 'other' yous not be evil so you get sent to jail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish all the best hackers would remove all the presidents' and goverments' and FBI's important documents successfully. And I wouldn't be any part of this.

Granted, they hacked runescape.. You lost all..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could be the most fearer hacker in all ye olde worlde.

granted, you get banned for life and die in a car accedent :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish the same thing the dude above me wished but i could not get banned or die or go to jail

Granted, you accidently hack your accounts and can't turn back.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish all the best hackers would remove all the presidents' and goverments' and FBI's important documents successfully. And I wouldn't be any part of this. And they would ONLY hack these things.

you got arrested for lieing to the police when asked for knowledge on the hackings.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i got 10/10 on how famous are you :oops:

Granted, you get 10/10 in how much you're hated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm no hacker, so the cop must be a bone-head. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish all the best hackers would remove all the presidents' and goverments' and FBI's important documents successfully. And I wouldn't be any part of this. And they would ONLY hack these things. I'm not the hacker so I wouldn't get in trouble, but the deleted documents COULD affect me though.