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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted. You are now Satan. You burn in hell yourself.

Tetris is about using the equal force of the working power to build up the glorious people's republic of Russia....
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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

I wish for a super delicious cheezeburger from a restaurant that I've never visited before and they wouldn't wanna kill me.

Granted, it was mega delicious, but it had arsenic because it was for a secret goverment agent, now you're dead even if they didn't wanted to kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i can stop browsing the forum games section.

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http://darkluniux.blogspot.com

Behold my blog! Thou shalt visit it and rejoice!

Granted, you're now attracted in viewing the trash can, even though you hate it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish some random guy would get back to life and attack some random guy and smash his brain, and neither of these random guys would be me. :twisted: Something COULD happen to me though.

Granted. The random guy who comes to life is one of the many whom you have shot ver the years and comes and mauls you to death with tothpicks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that all six of the computers in my room worked.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

they dont...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish kitties were able to kill people in rs

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

Granted. Evil Bob builds a huge army of man-eating cats and kills everyone in RS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that There were dogs in RS because dogs are way beter than cats.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

granted, they eat everyone and you die in a car crash :twisted: :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish this wish never gets currupted

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There already are.

 

 

 

I wish someone corrupts this wish.

 

 

 

EDIT:SOMEONE BEAT ME AND STOLE MY IDEA!!!!HAX

Sir, the Panzerschreck squad is blocking the road!

you get banned for life and die in a car crash :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i was a gengar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

if you do not know what a gengar is dont reply

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Granted. Sum1 catches you and accidently drops you into a lake while ur still in the pokeball effectively trapping you at the bottom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that there were no pokemon things/that nobody had ever thought up the idea of pokemon.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

granted. nobody knows about pokemon, buts real, and all the pokemon come and kill you for wishing such a horrible wish :evil: :evil: *cough* your evil *cough*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish the person above me never wished that horrible wish *cough* your evil *cough*

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Granted *goes back in time and unwishes it*. My little brother sees that this is fun and comes and rewishes it for me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that people would stop talking about pokemon.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

Granted, people start talkign about how to make acenator feel terrible instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pwned. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for even more Pwnage. :twisted:

You pwn yourself

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for less talk on pokemon!

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

Granted, there is now a lot of talk about how to make matthew02468 feel terrible.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that English was the moter language of all countries of the universe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Japanesse, and Chinese, doesn't make any sense to me. :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And studying French takes forever. :wall:

that would be cool...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

too bad that now the french teachers are after you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could get a mime mask!

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

Granted, it's a magical mime mask you forget English and do mime instead. And you forget how to read/write.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that a random pirate that wouldn't be me that's currently a nice pirate would become very evil.

you are now his cabin boy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't a chicken feather

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

Granted, you become a man running from a gang of bulls.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the most evil pirate would visit me and invite me to his crew, and he wouldn't use me to sweep the floor as he already has too many slaves, he would use me to fight other pirates instead.

you become such a good bad pirate that the captain gets jealous and you get thrown overboard and get eaten by sharks..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

there is now a shark weilding ur dragon long

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was that shark

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese
there is now a shark weilding ur dragon long

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No there isn't because I don't use any sword in real life. He could be wielding my gun however. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but you didn't eat me as I don't have a sword. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you would corrupt my previous wish some other way.

fine...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you use ur gun to kill a shark that would have killed the captain...

 

 

 

you then shoot the captain..

 

 

 

the crew throws u overboard...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish blazikan would go away :evil:

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

Granted, you get banned from the forums for such a rude request.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the max vandalism a day on wikipedia would be zero.

ummm.. a kitty eats your computer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i knew what you were talking about

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destroys you with a hyper beam from my rayquaza and takes the cheese

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