granted but you cant watch it

 

 

 

i wish for a new computer (and please dont do the old [cabbage]...won't get stolen or broken and stuff like that that prevent me from playing it right)

You get the computer but you don't get a monitor.

 

 

 

I wish for that calzone...

Granted, it's poisoned.

 

 

 

I wish I could go to an entire club to discuss the movie "Son of the Mask" with, there nobody in the club thinks it sucks. I also wish there were at least fifteen hundred members of the club.

for the club party you book a hotel, but you can only book 1 room :ohnoes:

 

 

 

i wish that a seaweed monster would attack the next person that said hi to me, then went back to the sea and had nothing else to do with me and didnt attack me

Too bad you were talking to yourself in the mirror (the genie assumes that when you wish the seaweed monster doesn't attack you, you mean that it returns to the sea after the attack and does not return to attack you after the wish has been granted)

 

 

 

The next time you enter someone's home, I wish for you to accidentally spill something onto a washable surface :twisted:

Took too long! :evil: :evil:

 

 

 

You could mean anyone.After several hours of pondering who you mean,the genie decides not to grant your wish.

 

 

 

Now lets see :-k ...what to wish for?...I'll think of something eventually... :-k

 

 

 

Hmm...I wish for...a stick that I will not fall on and kill myself on,is not possessed and wanting to kill me,or catch on fire in my hand/be on fire at all.

someone runs up and whacks you with the stick until your die

 

 

 

i wish for a bunny

Granted,you get the killer bunny from Monty Python.

 

 

 

I wish the stick the person is beating me with would break before I'm dead or unconsious

So now you're being stabbed to death with a broken stick. How is that any better? :-k

 

 

 

I wish for the next poster to type "a" between every letter in his/her next post. For example: Tahaias sataaataeamaeanat haaas tahae laeatataear a baeatawaeaean eaaacah laeatataear.

The genie doesn't want to have to decipher the next person's wish and refuses to grant your wish.

 

 

 

I wish the broken stick didn't have any sharp parts.

Granted,but a proper,unbroken twig still has many sharps.

 

 

 

I wish for calzone.

Granted, it's poisoned.

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next has no escape and EVERYTHING that I post below this line WILL happen: :twisted:

 

 

 

That person goes to a movie theater and sees a movie, and enjoys it. Then next day he goes to the same movie, but won't shut the hell up and talks for fifteen minutes before the movie starts, and tells every thing what happens in the movie. Also, I'm abo[bleep]ely no part of the wish. I also want the security to be after you for spoiling the movie for everyone. Hah, hope you're smart enough to get out of this trouble.

granted but i still get MY wish. i wish you were in my place,TheBlazikenMaster :twisted:

Granted,he's in your place,and your in his.Unfortunately,his place was in an electric chair.

 

 

 

I wish I had the stick that the random person on the street is beating me with so I could beat them with it.

Granted, but his brown gun friend sees this and shoots you for killing his friend.

 

 

 

I wish that stories/movies/comics/whatever would be the other way around: Villains ALWAYS win and heroes ALWAYS lose. :twisted:

Granted, but his brown gun friend sees this and shoots you for killing his friend.

 

 

 

I wish that stories/movies/comics/whatever would be the other way around: Villains ALWAYS win and heroes ALWAYS lose. :twisted:

 

 

 

granted but a villan runs at you with a knife stabbing you screaming "I WIN I WIN!!!!!!"

 

 

 

i wish everyone there was no such thing as war or fighting

I assume, you mean that nobody does war or fights anymore.

 

 

 

Granted, but robots aren't persons, so they start a war, and since you wish nobody would fight, nobody takes serious action against them.

 

 

 

I wish for a coke.

You get arrested for possesion of cocaine.

 

 

 

I wish for Coca Cola

Damn it.

 

 

 

Granted, it's diet (if you like diet you get a poisoned coke instead.)

 

 

 

I wish I had thirty servants in my house that would NEVER leave my house alone. And would take any insults as compliments and would answer them to something like "thank you, sir." or something like that, and wouldn't leave if I said they were fired. And they all had the power that they NEVER needed a break. And they would work for free. I also wish that they were great in fighting criminals if someone tries to rob me. And I also wish they would only do what I tell them to do and ignore anyone else.

Yeeah it's too bad they won't breathe unless you personally tell them to, and you have to be right in front of them in order for it to work (you can't use recordings/intercom systems :shame: )

 

 

 

I wish for you to wear socks today.

I already am.

 

 

 

I wish that the servants I got in my last wish could live without breathing. Because they are actually robots.

You get blank robots. The software programs are available for $5,000.16 and were written using the ENIAC coding system. Your robots require programming with C++ (I have no clue what I'm talking about here #-o ...let's just say that the programs and your robots are incompatible)

 

 

 

I wish that Jagex would release the French-language version of RuneScape at least three months before I graduate. Then I could claim to be studying while playing :twisted:

Granted, but the French people that were suppose to translate from English suck at English, so all the text is wrong on the French RuneScape.

 

 

 

I wish for at least one game of the Quake series.

Granted but your breaks and you're stuck with reading the manual and looking at the pretty pictures on the cover.

 

 

 

I wish I knew who the creator Quake is :oops:

You've never heard of Wikipedia? Use that thing. :roll:

 

 

 

I wish for at least one unscratched/unbroken game of the Quake series.

 

 

 

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