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It gets reception in there but you can't turn it off, and it rings every 5 seconds saying, "I love Michael Jackson" and everybody hears it.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was the best baseball player ever!

 

 

 

(please don't say i took steroids)

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It gets reception in there but you can't turn it off, and it rings every 5 seconds saying, "I love Michael Jackson" and everybody hears it.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was the best baseball player ever!

 

 

 

(please don't say i took steroids)

 

 

 

You become the best baseball player ever, but then in a game your leg gets blown off by a rogue baseball.

 

 

 

I wish I had a christmas cracker.

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No, no, no, you're doing it wrong. I will know IMMEDIENTLY since I'm doing it :shame:

 

 

 

Granted, you can count alright, but not in English. :twisted:

 

 

 

Ok, so he's stalking me eh, I would just aim a gun at him and say, "Tell me what the hell you're doing him, or else." I wish I knew what happens next.

 

 

 

No more forgetting bull.....Can't use the rest of the word here. just tell me what happens next. I want no amnesia, hit on the head, or other junk like that, just tell me what happens next.

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This is boring. Just tell me goddamn it.

 

 

 

This is the storyline:

 

 

 

I wish I'd see a man in my shower bleeding then I'd ask him, "What the hell are you doing in my shower?"

 

Granted, the man turns out to be a stalker.

 

Ok, so he's stalking me eh, I would just aim a gun at him and say, "Tell me what the hell you're doing here, or else." I wish I knew what happens next.

 

 

 

Granted, he kills you again.

 

 

 

I wish that I would know what happens next, just tell me an I will shut up about it. I'm sick of "but you forget" crap, it's obvious that something happens and I know it first since I'm the one on the place.

 

 

 

In other words, tell me what the man does.

 

 

 

Common, how hard can it be?

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Granted.

 

He is your long lost father that decided to crash at your place to recuperate.

 

yes you do have a father already.. but this one is your biological one.

 

He's an international spy.

 

and you never knew about him before because it was too dangerous for his enemies to learn about you.

 

He drinks all your beer out.. and leaves you after a week of him watching the comedy channel nonstop.

 

I wish that you would be satisfied with this....

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Granted, but I can't tell him since he is now long gone.

 

 

 

This is something that happened yesterday to me in the pok̮̩̉̉mon world:

 

 

 

I was visiting some old man, and he wanted to warn me of something. Just then two other villains, from Team Rocket, with Seviper and Arbok wanted to steal some kinda crystal. I bet them to it, they said I don't know how to control it and they were right. But the old man somehow manages to save me from the curse of that crystal. But these Team Rocket members took and and got away.

 

 

 

I wish I was able to control that crystal without problems.

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granted, but it turns out to be a killing device, that kills whoever touches it.before you discover this, you touch it and it kills you.because you had control of the cristal, you are able to save youre self by traping youself inside it. because there was only seconds to decide, you trap yourself inside acidently, with thousands of other people whom this happened to.

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You did not wish for anything so a demon bursts out from your insides and devours you.

 

 

 

I wish for a dish that looks like a fish eating a dish that made a wish not to be a dish that looks like a fish eating a dish while wearing a banana.

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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
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yer geinie getz confused :roll:

 

 

 

wish yer geinie had a brain...

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

nahhh ill continue mis-spelling

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yer geinie getz confused :roll:

 

 

 

wish yer geinie had a brain...

 

 

 

What the hell?

 

 

 

I wish someone could rephrase what he said.

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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

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granted.but both o' em get quarreled coz sumoz r () and ninja's r |

 

 

 

wish i was not so evil :twisted:

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

nahhh ill continue mis-spelling

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Granted, you turn eviler than so evil, and you're evil for murdering the English language.

 

 

 

I wish you could type probably. :wall:

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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

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Granted, you turn eviler than so evil, and you're evil for murdering the English language.

 

 

 

I wish you could type probably. :wall:

 

 

 

wat!

 

 

 

wish i was not so evil

 

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

nahhh ill continue mis-spelling

iqrasoft.jpeg

^!click for blog!^

sigs by: woopidoo2|yaff2|4be2jue|me|guthix121

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Granted, you turn eviler than so evil, and you're evil for murdering the English language.

 

 

 

I wish you could type probably. :wall:

 

 

 

wat!

 

 

 

wish i was not so evil

 

 

 

 

Eviler than so evil is different from so evil, if you're evil than so evil, its different, which is therefore NOT so evil. It's how you read it to be honest.

 

Corrupt TBMs wish, which was my other wish.

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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

-Carl Barât

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