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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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^^ ur wish is granted ok!?

 

grr wish ThruItAll was a friendlier person...

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

nahhh ill continue mis-spelling

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^!click for blog!^

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  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

ThruItAll becomes such a nice person, he decides to rid the world of all evil by destroying humankind.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I was a evil ruler with an entire solar system under my control.

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u didnt say what universe! :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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welcome to elmo topia!

 

 

 

 

 

<3:

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*makes funny chinese accent*

 

YOU NO WISH! YOU GET NO CHOW MEIN!

 

 

 

i wish i hade a time machine

Granted, you travel to the future and get hit by a truck when crossing the road.

 

 

 

wish this topic would be closed

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^^ ur wish is granted ok!?

 

grr wish ThruItAll was a friendlier person...

 

 

 

I am very friendly thank you very much, but I need to know you first..

 

 

 

Granted but it gets opened again.

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't bored and had something to do.

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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

-Carl Barât

granted, youare now a slave, so your never get bored as you will always have some slavework to do.

 

i wish i had a rabid bunny in a cage, so i can let it losse on my enimys :twisted:

woops! i bit u! time to get some rabies (or however u spell it) shots! :(

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had 6 more wishes!

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not granted. thats aganst wish granting codes 153.5, section B, and 50, section C. it staits "when wishing, you may not wish for more wishs, you may only use the one(s) you are given." so, that means the genie police are coming for you.

 

i wish that i hade this=1million_coin.jpg

 

the 1 milion dollar coin!(they only made 10)ther are still 3 to be sold yet though

Granted, but it gets stolen by a gun armed criminal.

 

 

 

I wish I'd meet the bearded dude from the following funny scene of the movie Rush Hour 3: "Who are you? Yu. No not me, you. I am yu."

 

 

 

Then I'd tell him, "So you are you. How does it feel to be yourself?"

Granted. He hits you over the head for confusing him.

 

I wish that there were more hours in the day.

Granted, it's now trillion hours per day, which is a bad thing. Because one school day, or work day (depending on what you do after the summer is over) would last on for about five million minutes, and you get no break during that time. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish for a magical gloves. Then I'd use it to try to discover its magic.

Granted. The gloves give your double the smelting experience for smelting gold ores into bars.. however, you never discover it in real life because you don't use gold ores with a furnace ever...

 

I wish that someone would just give me 2k gold ores....free

granted except you later find out they are crushed meork lemons and the meorks come and beat you up for stealing them and destroying their lemons.

 

 

 

I wish this smiley: :XD: , closed his mouth. What is he a guppy?

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Granted. The smiley looks like a blind smiley... or a serious smiley that got his/her/its eyes poked out....

 

I wish I could shoot bolts of lightening out of my fingertips.

Granted, every time you use your powers, you have to pay some electric bills, your powers ain't free. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I could shoot bolts of lightening out of my fingertips, this time for free.

granted. they're free alright.. but you have no control over your powers....

 

I wish that I had the power to shoot lightening out of my fingertips, with full control, and my powers were free.....

granted but you get electricuted

 

 

 

I wish silver wits was a dog lover instead of a cat lover

 

 

 

 

 

Btw I got a google acc.

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Granted, however, all dogs in the world loves silver wits so much that they lose the love in any other humans.

 

 

 

I wish that the human race wouldn't face extinction any time soon.

Granted.. the human race faces extinction 1million years from now...

 

PS I am a dog lover too and congrats on the gmail acc meork...

 

I wish that someone would give me free stuff without me asking, and insist on giving it to me, even if i refuse.

Granted, someone gives you useless junk.

 

 

 

I wish you read my previous wish properly:

 

I wish that the human race wouldn't face extinction any time soon.

 

 

 

That means never.

Granted, someone gives you useless junk.

 

 

 

I wish you read my previous wish properly:

 

I wish that the human race wouldn't face extinction any time soon.

 

 

 

That means never.

 

once you added the "anytime soon" part it took away the never part........

 

 

 

I wish that pepper didn't make me visit the porclain god...

Granted, it instead makes you visit a trashy place. :twisted:

 

 

 

You're making no sense at all, if someone says, "I'm not going any time soon." they mean they are never going. I wish you'd explain more specifically.

Not if you take them literally...

 

I wish people wouldnt expect me to take things figuratively.

Granted, instead they expect you to do dirty things that are so nasty that I won't even talk about it.

 

 

 

I wish I had the following family:

 

1 Father

 

1 Mother

 

7 Brothers

 

 

 

And they all were Japanese fat guys that were experts in Sumo, and I was the only American in the family, that's not fat enough to do Sumo.

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