August 19, 200718 yr Granted, too bad your great internet comes with the crappiest computer in the world. :twisted: Granted, the spider pig can't behave, so you have now a muddy spider web. :twisted: I wish earthquakes would no longer be in Japan, and they would no longer be in the United States, but there would be too many of them in Europe, in Italy, Germany, France, Spain, United Kingdom and so on. And I'd be save in New York City. :twisted: I clearly said "no earthquakes in the United States", so try to corrupt this some other way. Like United States getting crowded by Europians that are fleeing from home or something. :shame:
August 19, 200718 yr well... i guess i realy dont have to say anything, considering you just ansered your own question. i wish i hade a none posionous chocolate bar
August 19, 200718 yr Granted, it's NOT poisoned, however it tastes awful. I wish Batman would leave Superman alone forever, and Spiderman replaces his role in being Superman's friend or whatever Batman was or did.
August 19, 200718 yr granted. spider man gets fed up, and goes on a killing spree. you get killed by spidy. i wish my x-box would turn into a x-box360
August 19, 200718 yr Granted, someone shoots you so you can now rest forever. :twisted: I wish I was one of the five supervillains called together "The Unkillables".
August 19, 200718 yr granted. you all get killed by spider-man,batman, superman,mario and all the x-men.just because your called "the unkillables"dosent mean you cant die. also, your super-powers include-the ability to make things go "toot" thats all of them you never said you wanted good powers i wish i had 100 canadian bucks.
August 19, 200718 yr Granted, you get kidnapped a helicopter, and someone hits you with a hammer. When you finally snap out of it, you find yourself in Tokyo, and find 100 Canadian dollars, of course they are useless here. I wish I could trick a trillionaire to my gun collection, just so he would be shot by one of my guns.
August 20, 200718 yr granted. he falls over, hiting other guns, witch fire at you, killing you i wish i hade a chinese penny
August 20, 200718 yr granted. you have a chinese penny... it's worthless.. and they turn uncool after everyone buys them off ebay.... plus yours isnt real.. it has a "Made in China" sticker on it! I wish that I could speak another language.. and english.
August 20, 200718 yr Granted you can now speak english and spanish. I wish for world peace...lets see who is heartless enough to corrupt this wish lol.
August 20, 200718 yr Granted. How long will the meek stay meek after they inherit the world? answer? not for long. the world is peaceful sure.. kinda.. maybe.. the meek people become corrupt and then the new meek people take over and then they become corrupt.. and the whole cycle goes on and on.... then theres the fighting and stealing going on in the street when the meek people are overthrown and there's the people out there that think that the original meek people should stay in power... I wish that I had lots of shares in google.
August 20, 200718 yr Granted. You have 1 billion stocks in google. The next day you find out the CEO of google embezzled all of googles money for himself. Google stocks are now worth .0000000001% of 1 cent.
August 20, 200718 yr Well.. since I only spent 100 dollars in it supposedly to make my wish come true.. i don't really feel the pain. I wish that my cat would stop acting crazy, running al oer the place expecting me to chase her, then running at me looking as if she'll bite me...
August 20, 200718 yr Granted, your cat is taken away and replaced by a crazy dog, which is even more crazier than your cat was. I wish it was in the human's nature to shoot and being bulletproof, then I'd have hell lotta fun. :twisted:
August 20, 200718 yr It comes true, but a madman grabs a knife and slits your throat! I ish that there's no way anyone can corrupt my wish! Muhahaha!
August 20, 200718 yr Granted, nobody can corrupt your wish because you don't know what to wish for. I wish for there was an old man sitting in the park all day talking nonsense, then I'd tell him, "Make some damn sense man."
August 20, 200718 yr He tells you about the UFO Conspiracys the Goverent is hiding. I wish for a Fat-Free McDonalds!
August 20, 200718 yr Granted, too bad you're too late. McDonald's is out of business by the time you arrive since the Burger King finally defeated the silly McDonald's clown. :twisted: I wish the Burger King really would defeat the silly McDonald's clown and prove to the world that McDonald's sucks.
August 20, 200718 yr It happens and McDonalds goes out of business but Then they sue Burger King for Company Bullying and gets all Burger Kings money and they go out of business. I wish for a world free of hippies.
August 20, 200718 yr granted. all the hippes are now mass muderers. you get killed later that day. i wish i was safe from all mass murders, murderers, and excaped lunatics
August 20, 200718 yr Granted. however you are not safe from angry ex girlfriends that discover you've been cheating on them with their brothers... I wish that I could watch cartoons all day.
August 20, 200718 yr Granted, but you watch them for so long you lose the saliva in your eyes become so dry they fall out. I wish for a big cookie!
August 20, 200718 yr Granted.. the saliva that was in my eyes appear on your cookie.. you don't want it anymore... I wish that I could shoot bolts of lightening out of my eye sockets... don't have eyes anymore.. now do i?
August 20, 200718 yr Granted, but you end up backfiring because you are not skilled in that spell. Noob. I wish for a better computer mouse (lazer type). SPLEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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