Granted. Unfortunately, everyone in this forum decides to turn the 'view other users' signatures' option to OFF, and nobody can look at your perfect siggy. :P

 

 

 

granted but at the time you were there and you die

 

 

 

i wish that wishes didnt exist so there for i didn't make a wish which there for can not be messed up in any way!

Granted. Now all of the children have to grow up without ever wishing, since wishes aren't existant, and anybody who tells them about "the old days" when there were wishes is in danger of a lawsuit :o

 

 

 

 

 

Now, how do you feel about making all of these children's lives wish-free? :( Now that one poor kid can never wish he was richer, and having no way to express himself, commits suicide at age 14. :uhh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(((OK sorry about some of this that you may not understand, it's very late here)))

wtf was that wish again? ok granted. you find yourself in a pit of snakes, scorpians, and cocaroaches. They crawl over you and turn into your army. you take over the world. and.... everyone is really grossed out.

 

this is what happens when you don't ask for a wish and I'm ready to grant one.

 

 

 

I wish that my cat wouldn't make me smile when she does imfuriateingly cute things like bite people I dislike....

granted, oooooh sooorrry guess i dont know my own strength .... btw you can laugh anymore... ever.

 

 

 

i wish that everything costed a penny

Granted. your parents sell you on eBay for a penny....

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't feel sick...

Granted You are now dead!

 

I wish Chillis were hotter than normal...

Granted, you burn your mouth

 

 

 

I wish my friend would hurry up

your friend hurrys up but falls on an ice cube then runs into u a old lady and a bomb that blows up your house and all ur friends in the world.

 

 

 

I wish i could be at 1m posts on tif :P

Granted. You get a 50-year ban for spamming. :boohoo:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't such a noob :(

you know everything about RS, but everyone you know hates youb/c you keep talking about it

 

 

 

I wish there were more good movies on HBO

Granted. Suddenly your parents announce we're all going hiking in the mountains for a month... :twisted:

wtf was that wish again? ok granted. you find yourself in a pit of snakes, scorpians, and cocaroaches. They crawl over you and turn into your army. you take over the world. and.... everyone is really grossed out.

 

this is what happens when you don't ask for a wish and I'm ready to grant one.

 

 

grrrrr

 

 

 

I wish for a cookie.

granted but..dang its burnt

 

i wish that muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!! nothing!!! :twisted:

granted

 

i wish i was rich

granted but u get robbed

 

wish i was a level 126 in runescape

your wish comes true but first you give all your money away then relise you dont have any money left, so you can not play rs anymore.

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had some chocolate

I eat it

 

 

 

I wish my cousin wasn't moving

Granted, neither are you, because some ice creatures makes you along with your cousin frozen solid. :twisted:

 

 

 

Yes, you got that right, I'm posting, but don't worry, you won't see much of me for half of this month.

 

 

 

While on my vocation to London some days ago, I wish I could have more time to go to the London Bus, goddamn it, I only got there ONE day, and just to the next station.

granted >.<

 

 

 

i wish i could get 99cooking faster and 126easier

Granted. you don;t appreciate the value of the levels.

 

I wish that my cat didnt want me to play with her,...

Granted, instead she plays with you and scratches you into submision.

 

 

 

I wish I was in heaven.

Granted. you're the lowest of low in heaven, a servant from hell.. they send people from hell into heaven to serve the heathens.

 

I wish that I could fly better than the next poster.

Granted, nothing happens, because I don't know at all how to fly, pilot school is not easy.

 

 

 

While on my vocation to London some days ago, I wish I could have more time to go to the London Bus, goddamn it, I only got there ONE day, and just to the next station.

 

 

 

Just because I'm taking a break doesn't mean you can just skip corrupting the wish, I can still read everything even though I only visit once a day.

 

 

 

So please grant it AND corrupt it.

Granted, but they have released a new bus, and the old london one doen't go anywhere.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could speak mandarin chinese