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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, you get the name alright, but some security does anything possible to prevent you from knowing it. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I had an uncrashable, unruniable party, and unstoppable one as well. Also a very loud one, then I'd anger all my neighbors, but when they reach my house some magic throws them away. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I also wish that not even the FBI can stop me, mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :twisted:

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Granted, you get the name alright, but some security does anything possible to prevent you from knowing it. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I had an uncrashable, unruniable party, and unstoppable one as well. Also a very loud one, then I'd anger all my neighbors, but when they reach my house some magic throws them away. Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I also wish that not even the FBI can stop me, mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :twisted:

 

 

 

Granted. But the wish comes alive and chokes you to death. :anxious:

 

 

 

I wish I had 99 cooking.

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granted, you have 99 things cooking.

 

 

 

i wish zezima would forget about that restraining order against me

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Granted, Zezima puts a bounty on your head instead.

 

 

 

I wish I got something good.... :pray:

Life is a joke. Yeah, I don't get it either.

Granted, you get something good to me. Your front yard is instantly filled with thousands of flamingoes, and they need feeding.

 

 

 

I wish for flamingoes!

Still alive, still alive.

Granted, all of them are bad, and they use their beak to hurt you and bleed you.

 

 

 

Granted. But the wish comes alive and chokes you to death. :anxious:

 

 

 

I wish someone would tell me what the hell choked me in the party.

 

 

 

Oh and of course it comes alive, wishes are made by magic, duh! :roll:

 

 

 

Damn it it, now I remember it was the coke, I choked the coke while laughing like an evil maniac. Too bad I used the wish. And the genie won't return until my next post, damn it. #-o

Granted. But you end up getting confused and your head explodes.

 

 

 

I wish I had a party hat.

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granted.

 

you now have a useless, stupid party hat. in the real world. not rs.

 

I wish whatever i touched turned to gold, as long as i say the word "bang"

 

when i touch it.

granted. unfortunately ur a perv so u bang everything. including all of varrock.

 

 

 

i wish i could think of a wish

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Granted. But the wish you thought of was so stupid, the genie laughed himself to death. Then, the police came and arrested you and you received a life sentence in the toughest, baddest jail.

 

 

 

I wish I was a member.

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Granted. you get IP blocked.... oh no Jagex! not the IP block... noooooooooo

 

 

 

I wish that I had a plate of cookies sitting infront of me.

Granted, you get a plate of uncooked cookies in front of you. Unfortunately, the worst cook in the United States (or your country if it's not USA) takes it away from you, cooks it and gives you back burnt cookies.

 

 

 

I wish that next George Walker Bush goes to a very important meeting, he would fall asleep and never wake up again.

Granted. You are arrested and held in custody while the FBI tries to figure out how you did it.

 

I wish that I had a plate of nicely cooked cookies, and that they were chocolate chip and edible, and that I had a gun, and whoever tried to take my cookies away from me would bite the dust. :twisted:

they kill you, then take the cookies

 

 

 

i wish i was cartman

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Granted. However, Silver Wits accidently types "fartman" into the wishonometer, making you fartman.... hey! it's a lot better than wartman. [as soon as she says that you turn into fartman and wartman....] Well... you know, fartman and wartman are a lot better together than zzzzuper---

 

I wish that I could never die.

Granted, but you catch leprosy and all your skin falls off leaving you a walking mess of bones and icky stuff.

 

 

 

I wish I had an everlasting bottle of wine.

Granted. You get drunk and end up driving yourself up the wall.

 

 

 

I wish I had a partyhat in RuneScape.

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granted but you get hacked.

 

 

 

wish i ruled the world... :twisted:

If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.

nahhh ill continue mis-spelling

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Granted, unfortunately some people refuse to obey you and are more powerful than you, and kill you for telling them what to do.

 

 

 

Granted. You are arrested and held in custody while the FBI tries to figure out how you did it.

 

 

 

I wish I knew how the hell the FBI knew I have a genie. :roll:

Granted. someone by the name of "Silver Wits" tipped them off.

 

I wish that I could play a musical instrument.

they tell you but then they kill you cuz its classified information.

 

 

 

i wish there was a lvl 3 in wildy with all holiday items for me to pk!

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

Granted, but then I come along and pk you while you're admiring your new stuff.

 

I wish I was a lvl 3 with all the cool holiday items

Madness takes its toll.Please have the exact change.

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Granted, but then you are killed by a highwayman, while looking at all your cool new stuff.

 

 

 

I wish I could have LOTS and LOTS of cats, all at the same time!

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Granted, but then you decide to try on your new mouse suit......

 

 

 

I wish the Lum river was made of beer

Madness takes its toll.Please have the exact change.

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Granted, but you build a canoe and get stopped by a security guard. No drinking and canoeing!

 

 

 

I wish I had an actual Ghost Cloak.

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