Granted, but then you live forever while all your loved ones die..

 

 

 

I wish I had a cute, fluffy KITTEN!

Granted, it's so cute that you forget about the more important things in life.

 

 

 

I wish for the best job ever, at least the best one in Bill Gates' opinion.

Granted. You can't get a date.

 

 

 

I wish that I had more free mins on my cell.

Granted, but yo can never call anyone..

 

I wish for world peace

Granted, soon every country is building space stations with missiles and warring in space. :o

Granted. You can't get a date.

 

 

 

I wish I knew what this has to do with anything.

Granted, but then your realize that this was a horrible insult..

 

 

 

I wish that I had the best computer in the world

Granted. You don't have an internet connection. :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I actually corrupted the right wish :|

 

 

 

And not someone else's who posted before me...

Granted, but your computer crashes every time you post..

 

I wish I was Bill Gates..

Granted, but it takes you five whole months to know how to be him.

 

 

 

I wish for nothingness.

Granted, but then you dont exist because off the nothingness..

 

 

 

I wish that I was president of America!

granted. way to much paperwork.

 

you die from going mad becuse of so much paperwork

 

i wish teh genie who grants my wish will become crazy, and kill everyone exept for me

Granted, but then you get really lonely because you have no one to talk too.. I wish I was bill Gates!

Granted, but it takes you five whole months to know how to be him.

 

 

 

Sorry, if you wish for the same thing twice, you get the same corrupt twice, it's really that simple. :

 

 

 

I wish there were three gangsters in my house aiming gun at me and say "Give me your goddamn money.", then I'd shoot them all with my gun really quickly and say, "Never, you damn fools."

Granted, but it's a late April Fools prank. You get arrested and put in jail for life for murder.

 

 

 

I wish I had a better computer.

Granted, it's the perfect computer, too bad there is no way to connect it to the internet. :lol:

 

 

 

I wish that while I was in the jury I'd tell the judge, "Why the hell are you arresting me? Aren't those wanted criminals? I was only doing America a favor."

EDIT:granted, but the judge adds two years to your sentance :-w

 

 

 

i wish i had an x box 360 and halo 3 legendary :pray:

Granted, the XBox is broken and the Halo game is all dusty.

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next will tell me EXACTLY what the judge will say.

hi

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i understood better

Granted, you understand better but only tiny little better. :twisted:

 

 

 

Ah well, guess I didn't go to jail then, since he changed the discussion. Or......

 

 

 

I wish that after the judge said Hi, I'd run away from the jury.

granted but you run into the excutioner

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i understood it fully

Granted. [What? you expect me to explain in great detail? whatever...]

 

 

 

I wish that the the cat would stop looking at me with that adorable expession, trying to get me to give her treats.

Granted, it starts scratching you.

 

 

 

I wish I was a demon, and could kill a lot of humans in San Francisco, while the Charmed ones are too busy fighting five demons at once. :twisted:

granted it kills you thow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i could read minds and puswade ppl to do what eva i want them to by looking in there eyes and patraniseing them

Granted, but some scientist invents a helmet on the head that protects him from your power, and gets you arrested for abusing people.

 

 

 

granted it kills you thow

 

 

 

I wish I knew what you meant by "it", the Charmed ones are they. :roll: