Granted, but I sent him a grenade with the pin out as a assassination attemt.

 

 

 

I wish it would snow.

Granted, it snows so much that you are stuck under the snow.

 

 

 

I wish the sun would save IceBlue.

granted but the sun incinerates him.

 

 

 

i wish it wasn't so hot.

Granted, but now it's freezing cold.

 

 

 

I wish that the next person won't corrupt my wish.

Well, you didn't say "My next wish" and there is nothing corruptable about that wish, so you just wasted a wish. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish the Grammar police would arrest EVERYONE that fails a grammar test. Oh dear, he is going to get me... :ohnoes:

Granted. However, after the Grammer police gets you and abdussattar [hehehe] he's totally satisified that he caught one of the most major contributers to badz gramma dat he destroys all future tests in a drunken fit caused by selebrading joo mooch.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish someone would run my ickle post through a spell checker.

Granted, but, becuase of the extremely bad spelling used, the spell checker blows up in your face giving you the ugliest face in the world, which is so ugly that no one will have anything to do with you anymore and your new face can never be fixed.

 

 

 

I wish I was the King of Pie.

Granted, but you get sent to the Pie Vs. Cabbage 3: Masters of Time war.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a Tipit mod.

Granted, someone hacks into your account, and spams with it. And he didn't change the password. But since the spammer did a lot of spamming your Tip.it account gets banned for the spammage.

 

 

 

I wish I'd be that hacker then I'd say "Muahahahahaha!!!" :twisted:

granted but i'd tell the mods that u did it so u'd get banned.

 

 

 

 

 

wish all the RS bots died.

granted, you can now sell the bronze axes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a little yellow duck that quacked

Granted, but he's a quack instead.

 

 

 

I wish I had a cup of pudding..

 

 

 

For future reference, I'm a her.

You get a cup of pudding, a 48oz cup mwhaha.

 

 

 

I wish for my dog to pass his kidney stone...

Granted. In your mouth. :-s :-X :anxious:

 

 

 

I wish my CoD:4 would arrive soon. :?

Granted, but be carrefull there's a gun attached to the game

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a mickey mouse

Granted, but you don't get the loved one in the cartoons. You get an angry one that shoots you for calling him a thing. (Yes, you called him a thing by saying "a")

 

 

 

I wish that he would get back to his animation right where he belongs.

Granted, but his show was shut down.

 

 

 

I wish Mickey was back.

He is back, but now that he cusses, uses drugs, and murders with bloody violence, his show is no longer aimed for kids. Unfortunately it also happens in the comics.

 

 

 

I wish the rest of the Disney comic would be victim of the same thing.

Granted, but in their new-found evilness they fire some balistic missels at jagex towers :ohnoes: :XD:

 

 

 

I wish that sommoning would come out tomorrow...

Granted, but it's so glitched and buggy that they need to close down Runescape for a decade to completely rework the game to it's normal and unbugged status. Unfortunately, there is no graphical advancements in it's style. And it's gamplay is still pointless grinding, while all other games have gone beyond that and entered the realm of VR.

I wish a random truck full of dynamite would accidentally crash into whoever posts next house while he/she was using his/her computer.

granted, you've got a new roommate!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was the party-pooper

Granted but, now you have to wear a diaper to any party so you don't poop on the floor because of a strange and profound bowel control loss at any party.

 

 

 

I wish for a pack of vanilla yougurt.

Granted, but some random bullies steal your yogurt and use it to throw at other people.

 

 

 

I wish their father would know about this.

granted but they dont' do anything.

 

 

 

i wish those parents did.