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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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granted, but a mod blocks it anyways...>.>

 

 

 

I wish you didn't have to put it that way >.<

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
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    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

granted but he/she/it does it anyways

 

 

 

i wish to be immortal

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F2p forever

granted but he/she/it does it anyways

 

 

 

i wish to be immortal

 

 

 

 

 

You are immortal, but you never stop aging.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for humanity to advance through 1500 years worth of technological and sociological breakthroughs in the next year, and for the human race to use those changes for good.

There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.

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granted, but humanity destroys itself with all new tehnology

 

 

 

i wish people would stop being capitalists

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granted, now you get arrested for polygamia(don't know how to say in english, but it's when you have more husbands or wives)

 

 

 

i wish i knew how to say the word above

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Granted, according to Wiktionary it's polygamy.

 

 

 

I wish I'd see the kids next door then I'd say "Wow, you kids suck so bad. I mean common, your weapons and so dumb, any jackass could survive through your dumb weapons", then I'd shoot Nr. 1 and say "Now go play with your gay toys, jackasses next door. Leave me be or else you will all die same way as Nr. 1 did."

 

 

 

NOTE: Don't reply if you never watched the show Kids Next Door, otherwise you won't be able to make sense when corrupting this wish.

granted, but since I an't make sense of the wish, I just destroy them all...

 

 

 

I wish that people would stop making references to things that i don't know about...

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Granted, however you get kicked in the [wagon] literally for replying when you clearly were asked not to.

 

 

 

I wish people would stop ignoring stuff like that.

granted, but then nobody posts anything anymore..

 

 

 

I wish that you would stop teaming up on my spam...

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granted, but now they ignore everything else

 

 

 

i wish i hadn0t had to wait before i post

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granted, but then it becomes counted as spam and you get banned

 

 

 

I wish that there wasn't a time limit between posts...

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granted, now this forum gets replies so fast that you lost track

 

 

 

i wish posts from this forum were included in post count

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granted, but then post counts go bye-bye...

 

 

 

I wish...

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granted, but then post counts go bye-bye...

 

 

 

I wish...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted but...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for one hundred beellion dollars!

Granted, but it actually turns out to be Monopoly money.

 

 

 

I wish I could eat as much chocolate as I wanted and it wouldn't affect my health :)

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granted, but you turn into chocolate...

 

 

 

i wis taht poepl ewoudln;t mke an ymore tyops

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.deatsni sdrawkcab epyt yeht detnarG.

 

 

 

Translation: Granted they type backwards instead.

 

 

 

I wish that anyone that would be watching the crappy show Bob The Builder would get arrested because that would become illegal.

.llew yrev sdrawkcab daer nac I .noitalsnart a for deen oN

 

 

 

Granted, but the police arrest themselves because they watch it too...

 

 

 

I wish there were more forum games to spam...

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granted, now you don't spam anywhere because you don't know where to start

 

 

 

i wish i could type faster

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granted, but you start to make typos

 

 

 

i wish sleep wasn't mandatory...

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Granted, but now you have to sit on the toilet for 8 hours a day for your downtime. :shock:

 

 

 

I wish I could take the cheese and end the Pass the Cheese game.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

granted, that thread falls to oblivion and this forum gets deserted

 

 

 

i wish i could do very complex calculations without calculator

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granted, but the calculator breaks...

 

 

 

I wish that I had a phat set and and h'ween mas set and a santa and a christmas cracker...and all the other rares...

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granted, you don't have bankspace to store them

 

 

 

i wish to have unlimited bankspace

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F2p forever

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