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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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you now have a fist but cant take it out of fist position which makes it hard to normal everyday tasks

 

 

 

lol i almost try and correct my self with "e" in here =p

 

 

 

I wish my brain would stop trying make me not use e

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  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

grant_d. but now you dont s__ that l_tt_r at all.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had 100m by tomarrow

Granted. You drown in a boiling pot of tar and lava, and the natives proceed to pick apart your skeleton for meat to feed them because of it though.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have homework.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted. But after this, you never sleep again.

 

 

 

I wish my hands weren't frozen.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

That response was not suspected at all.

 

Granted. She will no longer talk to you. Ever again.

 

Ever.

 

 

 

I mean it, never ever.

 

 

 

I wish I was the richest person ever!

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

granted you buy a plane and it crashes on a deserted island and you live alone with your money forever.

 

 

 

I wish my girlfriend would stop punching me for joking around.

granted. I will now slap you. on you face. hard. still not talking.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I wasnt short.

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Thank you Jopie for my wonderful Signature ^.^

Buckle-Up it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!

Granted. Now everyone is shorter than you.

 

However, the world has gotten so large that nothing that we can use nothing we used to be able to use .

 

 

 

I wish I knew what I wanted to eat. I don't want hotdogs, that's all I know. And that's probably what I'm getting. #-o

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

granted you know what you want to eat but you lose all your taste buds and no longer can taste anything

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my girlfriend would forgive me

Granted. She still never talks to you. Ever.

 

 

 

I wish Warcraft53 would stop wishing about his girlfriend.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted because his girlfriend forgave him but he will now wish for you to be his girlfriend....

 

 

 

 

 

Wishes for Who_am_i to be his girlfriend.

 

Kidding

 

I wish i wasnt being lazy right now...

granted. You go out and do volunteer work on the lake. Suddenly, your boat tips, and you drown.

 

Just before you pass on, however, you see me. I mouth the words, "You should know, I am in an insane asylum. You should never have taken me as a girlfriend."

 

 

 

I wish the people at the insane asylum would believe me that amnesia isn't a just reason to be there.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Granted. Crazy person kills you.

 

 

 

I wish I Was the thing that was yeeh dat 1

Granted. You are cooked raw whale wrapped in spinach and boiled cabbage.

 

 

 

I wish it was 8 o'clock already so I could check my kingdom!

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

granted, but you cant ever wake up.

 

 

 

I wish the snow would go away :wall:

Granted, but Tipit explodes into tiny microscopic space dust because of this.

 

 

 

I wish I could play guitar ::' !

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granted you magically have the ability to be the best guitarist ever in a freak accident you lose all your fingers to a blender.

 

 

 

I wish my work did mistakenly call and wake me up

Granted straight. Because I think you meant didn't.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish this freaking cold would go away.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
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blue = sad

hoo = who

loo = 100

vo = broken ice cream cone = sad children = sad babies = dead babies

 

bluehooloovo = sadwho100deadbabies = Who is sad about 100 dead babies?

 

I've cracked the code!

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