Granted, now society is obcesed with skinny young man, turning ever amle on the earth homossexual causing mankind to be extinct.

 

 

 

I wish i ahd the highest IQ on earth.

Granted. you take an IQ test that reveals you have -500IQ points!!!!!

 

 

 

I wish that I could fly.

Granted.You can fly but then you can never land again, and because you use your wings to fly it will eventualyl cause you huge amounts of pain.

 

 

 

I wish I was a Navy SEAL.

Granted and you turn into the navy's seal

 

 

 

I wish I had the only TV on earth

Granted. But since you have the only TV on earth it is impossible to make a profit so there are no TV related things(consoles, DVD, VHS, anything that would make having a TV useful)

 

 

 

I wish i had a pet DRAGON.

Granted! It accidentally roasts you when it had a cold and it coughed.

 

 

 

I wish for some flame [developmentally delayed]ant material so I can always be clothed when around my new pet dragon. 8-)

Granted, but the material is also very volatile so it explodes as soon as it touches your skin.

 

 

 

I wish i had all of the platinum in the world.

granted, but platinum-eating cockroaches devour your fortune, leaving you in bankrupcy.

 

 

 

I wish i was imortal.

Granted but approximately 30 seconds afte you become immortal an asteroid the size of mars collides with earth and while everything you know is destroyed, you are thrown into space, to float aimlessly to a lifeless planet or else the center of a gas giant, where the huge pressure would cause you huge pain for eternity.

 

 

 

I wish i could ride a passive, full sized, obedient, living T. Rex.

Granted, btu a nearby, living and agressive velociraptor who picks on your t-rex calls his gang and murder you to death.

 

 

 

I wish i was able to control ice.

You control ice but slip on a patch of ice which you forgot about, fall, smash your head, and die.

 

 

 

I wish i could fly an F-22 to school.

granted, but the us army confuses you witha terrorist and send hulk after you

 

 

 

i wish broccoli taste good.

Granted, the world explodes due to the impossibility of brocoli ever tasting good.

 

 

 

I wish I had a fat cat.

granted, hoever your new cat's fat chokes you to death

 

 

 

I wish i could stop time.

you stop time but because of this you cna't do anything which would take any amount of time (which is everything even thought) and thus you can never restart it and you are trapped in this state of limbo fornever(because it can't be forever because there is no time movement).

 

 

 

I wish i could teleport.

granted, you are teleported into a crocodile pit, wich bite you to death starting in your testicles.

 

 

 

I wish i had super strengh

you have super strength but you cant control it so you crush every cookie you try to eat, any woman you try to touch, and when you try alternate ways of amusing yourself.... well you get the idea

 

 

 

I wish i had controllable laser vision

Granted, however the also bundled sonic vision makes you deaf, while the main laser vision makes you blind.

 

 

 

I wish for a bad of infinite ruffles.

Granted but as soon as you open it the ruffles pour out and soon suffocate you and make your stomach explode

 

 

 

I wish i had a friend :(

Granted, but the friend is imaginary. About a week after getting this new friend your parents have had enough of you talking to yourself all the time and admit you to a psycho ward.

 

 

 

I wish I had a bowl of Cheerios.

you get the bowl of cheerios but not before i drop a huge deuce in the bowl

 

 

 

i wish i had a nicer sister :(

Granted, but she's only 3 months old and cries all day and night.

 

 

 

I wish I had a nice little pet tortoise.

Granted, however while your asleep it prepares a nuclear moister and turns into a ninja, killinmg you and your family in the process

 

 

 

I wish i had a girlfriend

Granted but she weighs 600 pounds is a r***ist and has a better beard than you

 

 

 

I wish i was a movie star

Granted. You are now a movie called "The Life and Adventure of Henry the Potato" on the star "Sun" in a galaxy 100m lightyears away from Earth.

 

 

 

I wish I was Henry the Potato.