Granted. you turn into a potato, and some little 5 year old kid names you henry, before eating you. -.-

 

 

 

I wish I was a little kid again. :twisted:

Granted but you are a little kid owned by a pedo.

 

 

 

I wish my mum would stop nagging me.

Granted. Your dad nags you instead. -.-

 

 

 

I wish that my cat wouldn't sit on the computer desk, and hit the mouse with her tail.

Granted your cat now sits on your screen, and his/her tail is wiggling on the screen, making it impossible for you to enjoy the computer ;P

 

 

 

I wish for nothing

Granted. you get nothing... in return on christmas day.. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish for no presents on christmas day!

Granted U get no presents on x-mas day cuz your parents die in a fatal head on head collision with santa claus

hmm.. since you made no wishy wishy... I get to corrupt it!!!

 

Granted. you die a horrible painful death.

 

 

 

I wish for a nice, peaceful, light, death.

You die alone of old age in mid space, after which 3 secodns later you get smashed by an alien tour space ship

 

 

 

I wish for a sedentarily USA

Granted. Usa stays in the same spot and all the other plates move into Usa destroying it.

 

 

 

I wish my girlfriend would stop texting me so I can enjoy TIF.

Granted. she now starts callling you on the phone. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

I wish that people would stop calling me and just learn to text properly, and that also when they do use the text messaging, that they actually re-read their messages, and type properly.

granted but now people will walk up to you smile, then proceed to text you the conversation, or text you from directly behind you or beside you or in front of you on the bus, not to mention you find this incredibly annoying.

 

 

 

i wish silver_wits would admit that they love me and quit pretending that they only want me for my kidneys

Granted. They love you and admit that they don't want you for your kidneys.

 

 

 

I wish that 321Ownage would tell me who "they" are! :P

Not granted. No one cares.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't say that.

Granted. the post above goes unrecognized due to the fact that you're supposed to grant the wish, and corrupt it. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that I was an evil genie.

Granted but you can only grant wishes of pure hearted people. and since you're evil you can't grant your own wishes.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have to go back to school in a week.

Granted. you die a horrible and painful death, negating the need for school.

 

 

 

I wish that I could fly.

Granted. You can fly in an Airplane like everyone else.

 

 

 

I wish I was brought back to life after that 'horrible and painful' death and had the power of x-ray vision.

granted... you get to see through the clothing of everyone.

 

including the clothing of horribly unnattractive people like this:

 

 

 

 

I wish that I was horribly unnattractive as well. :ohnoes:

Granted but every guy (except me) in the world has a sudden lust for you that can never be satisfied until they are with you.

 

 

 

I wish that it would stop raining here but at the same time be the perfect weather and have no negative effect on the natural environment.

Granted. you suddenly develop an extreme fetish for storms.

 

 

 

I wish that it was storming by me right now.

Granted but it was your extreme fetish for storms that I gained and now you hate storms. It storms there 24 hours a day and every day of the year.

 

 

 

I wish I had a pony who would eat my enemies corpses but would not harm me.

Granted. Your whole family is eaten by your pony after an arguement.

 

 

 

I wish that Andrew Gower was actually cool.

Granted. he turns out to be cooler than you. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that I was cool.

Granted, you are thrown in a cold swimming pool. Nice and cool.

 

 

 

I wish that Blaziken is real.

Granted. Now everyone makes fun of you for having a real pokemon, so you develop an extreme case of depression and kill yourself.

 

 

 

I wish that this smiley :mrgreen: was yellow.