I looked up the word melancholy and according to Wiktionary it means "Affected with great sadness or depression."

 

Granted, you get very sad after eating it.

 

I wish I would be a lot better in English than I am now. I'm sick of having to look up in a dictionary.

Granted, but you forget your native toungue

 

I wish I knew what Iceland's native tongue is... Icelandese?

Granted, but you forget your native toungue

 

Thank you for not corrupting my wish, I really don't need to know the Icelandic language, I have been talking more English than Icelandic for years, so that's no problem.

 

Granted, it's Icelandic.

 

I wish for warriors and dragons.

Granted, you get some savage vikings with their boats plundering you.

 

I wish for a perfect health and invounerability for me, my friends, my family and the girl I love as well as my stuff(including my house).

Granted, you get some savage vikings with their boats plundering you.

 

I wish for a perfect health and invounerability for me, my friends, my family and the girl I love as well as my stuff(including my house).

Granted they all die of old age... I wish people would stop being complete idiots.

Granted, you get some savage vikings with their boats plundering you.

 

I wish for a perfect health and invounerability for me, my friends, my family and the girl I love as well as my stuff(including my house).

Granted they all die of old age... I wish people would stop being complete idiots.

Man, now I'll worry the next thirty years... Of course I knew they would still die, lest I would have said invincible, try to say something that isn't bound to happen anyways.

I wish people would stop being complete idiots.

 

Granted, everyone in the world is now a lot smarter than you, you're the only one that's not smart.

 

I wish to own the biggest mall in the world.

Granted but its a huge money losing venture.

 

I wish I had the most profitable mall in the world.

Granted, but it is assaulted by a swarm of starving locusts.

 

I wish for a sliver of ice.

Granted, but someone steals it.

 

I wish I could have come up with something more original.

Granted but they come up with such crazy things that it makes you seem like an idiot

 

I wish I could quit my job as TBM's post writer

Granted, you do but now you can't find any other job.

 

I wish for eternal happyness inside.

Granted, you're happy about everything, you can never feel the emotion of anger and sadness ever again, that's a problem because there are some things you're meant to be sad or angry about.

 

I wish to have a talented gangster living with me for the rest of his life.

Granted, he pops his brain because you annoy him to mouch.

 

I wish never to get hurt again, yet still I'd be just as active.

Granted, but after finding out that you're completely invincible, a lot of gangsters will do anything to get you to join their gang, and they never give up, no matter what.

 

I wish those gangsters would give up.

Granted, now they want you to be their balistics test dummy.

 

I wish I was able to execute full controll of my body, with the exception of vital organs, which would still work as normal.

Definition for execute:

 

"To kill as punishment for capital crimes."

 

Granted, you kill full control of your body as punishment for capital crimes. So you can no longer control it.

 

I wish for a big "Welcome Back To RuneScape" party!!!!

Granted, but you need to organize it. (Do it, I'd come. :o )

 

I wish for an invite to Blaze's party.

You get the invite and you go, but it sucks.

 

I wish everyone in the world would come ot my birthday party next year!

Granted, the thread closes the second you make a post, and you are no longer a mod since the admins think you closed that thread.

 

Huh, I thought closing spam threads was my job....

 

:twss:

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but they came to steal your presents and eat all of your cake.

 

I wish I could fly.

Granted, you get a helicopter, but it's very complicated to use, but you fly nevertheless, but you crash soon.

 

I wish to have level 99 thieving in RuneScape, then I'd go for the thieving cape.

Granted but you die when pickpocketing and lose your most expensive items leaving too poor to buy a thieving cape.

 

I wish I could look like this: :twss:

Granted, your emotion is like that for the rest of your life, and a lot of people call you freak.

 

I wish for a random Christmas present now, but I won't open it til Christmas.

Granted. Its a time bomb.

 

I wish I see it go off on Christmas Morning

Granted, but it's a combination time bomb and nuclear missile.

 

I wish for a teaspoon of methanol.